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 Join the Police

Joining the police force is easy, just fill in this brief application form and deliver it to your nearest recruiting office or police station.

Name:                      DOB:
Address:

Postcode:

Sex:   Male/Female              Race: White

Previous criminal convictions:


               (continue on seperate page if necessary.)

Finally, complete this sentence:

 "I am not a racist, but..."

Signed:                         Date:

Sucessful applicants will join a fast track training scheme which will also be featured in an upcoming television documentary. We are an equal opportunities employer, and do not discriminate on the basis of intelligence, ability or personal politics.

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