Joining the police force is easy, just fill in this brief
application form and deliver it to your nearest recruiting office or
police station.
Name: DOB:
Address:
Postcode:
Sex: Male/Female Race: White
Previous criminal convictions:
(continue on seperate page if necessary.)
Finally, complete this sentence:
"I am not a racist, but..."
Signed: Date:
Sucessful applicants will join a fast track training scheme which
will also be featured in an upcoming television documentary. We are
an equal opportunities employer, and do not discriminate on the basis
of intelligence, ability or personal politics.
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