Solipsism ahoy - it's yet another web page, belonging to yet another person with seemingly nothing better to do with their time than witter to the (online) world about themselves. It's not big, it's not clever...but it is viewable in a text-only browser, and doesn't contain migraine-inducing colours or popups, which makes a nice change from a lot of pages out there!

Feel free to link to these pages if you think people will be interested - all I ask is that if you are going to quote me, then put in a URL to allow people to read the quote in context. Please don't 'borrow' rants, fiction or artwork from here without asking - copyright is a fragile thing at best on the web, but failing to respect intellectual property is firstly rude, and secondly likely to lead to me getting annoyed.

If you notice mistakes or would like to make suggestions, please mail me on neve-webpage@earth.li. If you would prefer to insult me, sell me Viagra, or try to persuade me to send you my passport and life savings, I suggest to mail somebody else entirely, I get far too much mail already.