[ Lancre Witch Trials February 2006. Logged by Young Nut D'Spicey. Private communications/etc removed, but all else still here. This file is 9,157 lines long. ] | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has *-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a freezing cold secundus autumn's morning with a steady wind and dense cloud cover. There is one obvious exit: west. Purusha the giant fruitbat is struggling with an enormous burden here, two swarms of fireflies are buzzing around, Toradh the giant fruitbat is flapping sadly close to the ground here, Bearded Warfal is sitting here, Black Earwax, Black Lyna Earlywine, Wee Fole von Bruxa, Mistress Faycia and Unlucky Charlie are standing here and ToeJam the giant fruitbat is flying above the ground here. Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater. Black Earwax bows to Wee Fole von Bruxa. Black Earwax offers to give Voting Box to Wee Fole von Bruxa. (Witches) Cheeky wisps that she ponders Spam Black Earwax offers to give Voting Box to Wee Fole von Bruxa. (Witches) Aelyn wisps that she scolds Cheeky. Black Earwax apologizes profusely to Wee Fole von Bruxa. ToeJam the giant fruitbat squeaks happily. (Witches) Kit wisps: i dont think bats can be avioded....but anything you can do please please try :) Wee Fole von Bruxa ponders. Purusha the giant fruitbat squeaks happily. Wee Fole von Bruxa removes the midnight black ambiguous puzumaskin cloak so she can remove the black backpack. Wee Fole von Bruxa wears the midnight black ambiguous puzumaskin cloak. Wee Fole von Bruxa offers to give a black backpack to Toradh the giant fruitbat. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a black backpack to Toradh the giant fruitbat. The swarm of fireflies buzzes off. (Witches) Phoibe wisps: mmmmm, canned Spam A stream of expletives drifts down from above with Aelyn Somniac riding a broom hot on its heels. (Witches) Tohya wisps: We have a batsitter, who can look after them! Black Lyna Earlywine bows witchily to Aelyn Somniac. Aelyn Somniac drops Morporkian Readme, Agatean Readme and Djelian Readme. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, Basketcase (Playtester) Black Earwax the Witch, Kinky Shopper Mistress Faycia the Witch, Uncobbled (Idle: 6) Wee Fole von Bruxa the Witch, Accidentally Accidental, Catchy Rescuer Black Lyna Earlywine the Witch, OFF DUTY HAG, Member of the Apex Club, Future Diviner Young Nut D'Spicey the Witch, Life Preserver Bearded Warfal the White, Phonetically Educated -----------------------> There are seven people here. <----------------------- Aelyn Somniac loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Please read the Readmes in your relevant language! Black Earwax offers to give Voting Box to Wee Fole von Bruxa. Black Earwax gives Voting Box to Wee Fole von Bruxa. (Witches) Kit wisps: yay!!! Wee Fole von Bruxa thanks Black Earwax. You emote: Young Nut D'Spicey is logging, so will be looking at people to preserve their lovely outfits for posterity. Black Lyna Earlywine reads Morporkian Readme. You see Aelyn Somniac the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. She seems to be covered from head to toe in an abundance of unnecessary fabric. As her cloak swings back a little, you catch sight of large black letters proclaiming: "Ask me about the Lancre Witch Trials!" Unsurprisingly, her eyes sparkle with the brilliance of the unnaturally obsessed. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice twenty-four warts upon her face. She has a mysterious octarine rose and a black rose neatly braided into her hair. She has Hapless Victim floating around her. There is a soft glow of beauty to her features. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : Irae, Dirae, Persuasion and Mirrormask. Carrying: a silver star keyring and a medium sized blood red bottle. Black Earwax stares intently into space for a bit. Black Earwax and the swarm of fireflies leave west. Toradh the giant fruitbat nibbles on his wing hungrily. Black Earwax and a swarm of fireflies arrive from the west. You see Black Earwax the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. She is slightly yellowish dry and flaky. Not the dark brown curdled variety. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice sixteen warts upon her face. She has two blue roses, two white roses and a black rose neatly braided into her hair. She has a frying pan floating around her. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of hobnailed boots, a pair of iron gauntlets, a fluffy cloak and a pointy black hat. Carrying: two elegant stilettos. Black Earwax reads Djelian Readme. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, Basketcase (Playtester) Black Earwax the Witch, Kinky Shopper Mistress Faycia the Witch, Uncobbled (Idle: 7) Wee Fole von Bruxa the Witch, Accidentally Accidental, Catchy Rescuer Black Lyna Earlywine the Witch, OFF DUTY HAG, Member of the Apex Club, Future Diviner Young Nut D'Spicey the Witch, Life Preserver Bearded Warfal the White, Phonetically Educated -----------------------> There are seven people here. <----------------------- You see Mistress Faycia the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice three warts upon her face. You cannot help but notice her squished and uplifted cleavage. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of hobnailed boots, a pair of elbow-length black leather gloves, a sinister black silk cloak with fur lining, a set of neckirons, a pointy black hat, a black widow mask and a pair of black pearl earrings. Carrying: a medium sized black bottle. Her purse is bulging with coins. Aelyn Somniac stares intently into space for a bit. Aelyn Somniac looks sternly at her broomstick. You see Wee Fole von Bruxa the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. She is a small witch, her age you cannot tell, old enough to have a daughter, you would never have guessed. Her jet black hair sweeps down her back, her skin looks pale in comparison, maybe she should get outin the sun more often. She has deep blue eyes that have seen alot, her pale red lips are generally in a sweet crooked smile. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice thirty-one warts upon her face. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a midnight black ambiguous puzumaskin cloak, a leather bevor, a witch's pointy hat, a wooden ring and a ruby ring. Carrying: Voting Box, two large round stones, two small amethyst crystals, Biorach Bioran and a medium sized black bottle. You see Black Lyna Earlywine the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. She is a pale young witch. Black hair, Black Pointy Hat, Black Clothes...yeah there is no doubt, she is a Witch. But she has a cute smile that make your every day pain go away, far away...She is the twin of Arren, Murray is their old brother. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice twenty-two warts upon her face. She has a frying pan floating around her. Her skin looks strangely mineral-like. You cannot help but notice her squished and uplifted cleavage. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of dark grflx hide boots, a pair of sturdy black grflx leather gloves, a black linen cloak, a black lace shawl with spiderweb motif and a pointy black hat. Carrying: something. Her purse is tinkling with coins. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, Basketcase (Playtester) Black Earwax the Witch, Kinky Shopper Mistress Faycia the Witch, Uncobbled (Idle: 7) Wee Fole von Bruxa the Witch, Accidentally Accidental, Catchy Rescuer Black Lyna Earlywine the Witch, OFF DUTY HAG, Member of the Apex Club, Future Diviner Young Nut D'Spicey the Witch, Life Preserver Bearded Warfal the White, Phonetically Educated -----------------------> There are seven people here. <----------------------- Mistress Kit Nightingale and Silent Vryl Nightingale arrive from the west. W00t the giant fruitbat flaps her wings. Mistress Faycia looks at you. You see Bearded Warfal the White. He is a strapping young human lad. Warfal, though young (for a Wizard) his still manages to look very much like a Wizard (it's the rather big beard and Pointy Hat that does it) He is in good shape. He is sitting. He has a large wooden shield floating around him. Holding : a quill (left hand). Wearing : a pair of dark grflx hide boots, a pair of grey leather gloves, a pair of gleaming grflx leather leggings, a Grflx scale, a staff harness, a hunter's pack, a pointy wizard's hat, a belt loop and a stiletto scabbard. Carrying: a cured toffee apple, a book of cigarette papers and a canary yellow glass nugget. His purse is fit to burst! Kit Nightingale huggles Vryl Nightingale, ToeJam the giant fruitbat, the swarm of fireflies, Earwax, w00t the giant fruitbat, Aelyn Somniac, Purusha the giant fruitbat, Lyna Earlywine, Warfal, Toradh the giant fruitbat, Fole von Bruxa, Faycia, Unlucky Charlie and you. ToeJam the giant fruitbat gazes lovingly at Mistress Kit Nightingale. W00t the giant fruitbat snuffles Mistress Kit Nightingale. Purusha the giant fruitbat snuffles Mistress Kit Nightingale. Toradh the giant fruitbat snuffles Mistress Kit Nightingale. Bearded Warfal looks at you. You greet Kit Nightingale and Vryl Nightingale. Mistress Kit Nightingale sits down. Aelyn Somniac loses Wee Fole von Bruxa. Aelyn Somniac stops following Wee Fole von Bruxa. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to you in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Mistress Kit Nightingale beams brightly. Vryl Nightingale tips his hat at Kit Nightingale, ToeJam the giant fruitbat, the swarm of fireflies, Earwax, w00t the giant fruitbat, Aelyn Somniac, Purusha the giant fruitbat, Lyna Earlywine, Warfal, Toradh the giant fruitbat, Fole von Bruxa, Faycia, Unlucky Charlie and you stylishly. Faycia bows to Vryl Nightingale, Kit Nightingale, ToeJam the giant fruitbat, the swarm of fireflies, Earwax, w00t the giant fruitbat, Aelyn Somniac, Purusha the giant fruitbat, Lyna Earlywine, Warfal, Toradh the giant fruitbat, Fole von Bruxa, Unlucky Charlie and you. Tiny Lidia the Archangel arrives from the west. You stop following Aelyn Somniac. (Witches) Phoibe wisps: you may want to edit this post Aelyn, you make referrence to voting on the evoking/conjuring set (Witches) Aelyn wisps: You're kidding me! Purusha the giant fruitbat squeaks happily. Mistress Kit Nightingale reads Morporkian Readme. Bearded Warfal tips his hat stylishly. Tiny Lidia the Archangel reads Djelian Readme. (Witches) Aelyn wisps: Oh dear. You see Mistress Kit Nightingale the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. She is a black and midnight Highwaywoman. Her dark green eyes look out mischievously from underneath a shadowy black mask. She has long wavy chestnut brown hair, which has been arranged in a seriously neat ponytail that hangs down under her tricorn. Her figure is well hidden under her long flowing dark coat, as well as her numerous weapons and other ermm...surprises. Her favourite past times include stalking lions and intimidating rich young noblemen by jumping out from behind a tree and yelling 'Stand And Deliver! Your Money Or Your Pies!' and occasionally 'All Your Lupins Are Belong To Ze Kit In Boots!!'. Errr...She has small, slender hands and tiny wrists enabling her to escape from any bond. You can tell she has long frustrated many a lawman by wriggling free from her ropes when noone is looking and legging it out the first available window. She is in good shape. She is sitting. You can't help but notice twenty-two warts upon her face. She has a black rose neatly braided into her hair. She has a medium wooden shield floating around her. The name ~*Mrs Wolfy*~ can be seen on her collar. Tiny violet stars seem to twinkle on her skin. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of black leather thigh boots, Iron Socks, a flowing black leather coat, a pet collar, a battered, black tricorn, a shadowy black silk mask and a pair of mirrored sunglasses. Carrying: a small piece of paper, a gold ring and a crude string bag. Her purse is fit to burst! W00t the giant fruitbat stares at you anxiously. You see Silent Vryl Nightingale the Knowledgeable First Storey Man. He is a strapping young human lad. He is a young and dextrous thief who treads through the streets without leaving a single sound behind him. Only his shadow follows behind him as he moves, and even that has trouble keeping up. He stands attired all in black, always positioned just inside the shadows, his features partially hiden in the dark. His stance puts you in mind of a thoughtful wolf, listening intently, observing the terrain carefully while planning his next move. He is in good shape. He is standing. He looks wet and bedraggled. He has been scribbled upon by crayons. The name ~*Mr Wolfy*~ can be seen on his collar. He looks rather warm. Wearing : a pair of black soft-soled boots, a pair of iron gauntlets, a midnight black basiliskhide trench coat, a pet collar, a leather whip, a leather cowl, a pair of blue tinted sunglasses and a hematite earring. Carrying: five medium sized clear bottles and something. His purse is home to only moths! (Witches) Phoibe wisps that she wouldn't kid about tricks.... ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, Basketcase, the leader of Trials! (Playtester) Black Earwax the Witch, Kinky Shopper, a member of Trials! Mistress Faycia the Witch, Uncobbled Wee Fole von Bruxa the Witch, Accidentally Accidental, Catchy Rescuer, a member of Trials! Mistress Kit Nightingale the Witch, ~*Now Off Duty!*~, Member of the Apex Club, Flower Powered Tiny Lidia the Archangel of the Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle, the Fourth Level Wizard, TAXI - OFF DUTY, Kinky Shopper Black Lyna Earlywine the Witch, OFF DUTY HAG, Member of the Apex Club, Future Diviner Young Nut D'Spicey the Witch, Life Preserver, a member of Trials! Silent Vryl Nightingale the Knowledgeable First Storey Man, Seasoned Explorer Bearded Warfal the White, Phonetically Educated ------------------------> There are ten people here. <------------------------ Wee Fole von Bruxa puts the quill in Voting Box. Aelyn Somniac looks sternly at her broomstick. Aelyn Somniac looks sternly at her broomstick. Tiny Lidia the Archangel reads Djelian Readme. You see Bearded Warfal the White. He is a strapping young human lad. Warfal, though young (for a Wizard) his still manages to look very much like a Wizard (it's the rather big beard and Pointy Hat that does it) He is in good shape. He is sitting. He has a large wooden shield floating around him. Holding : a quill (left hand). Wearing : a pair of dark grflx hide boots, a pair of grey leather gloves, a pair of gleaming grflx leather leggings, a Grflx scale, a staff harness, a hunter's pack, a pointy wizard's hat, a belt loop and a stiletto scabbard. Carrying: a cured toffee apple, a book of cigarette papers and a pink glass nugget. His purse is fit to burst! Black Lyna Earlywine nods. (Witches) Phoibe wisps: silly kids, tricks are for witches (Witches) Aelyn wisps that she looks embarrassed. | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has &-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a freezing cold secundus autumn's morning with a steady wind and dense cloud cover. There is one obvious exit: west. Purusha the giant fruitbat and Toradh the giant fruitbat are struggling with an enormous burden here, a swarm of fireflies is buzzing around, w00t the giant fruitbat is flapping sadly close to the ground here, ToeJam the giant fruitbat is flying above the ground here, Mistress Kit Nightingale and Bearded Warfal are sitting here and Tiny Lidia the Archangel, Silent Vryl Nightingale, Black Earwax, Aelyn Somniac, Black Lyna Earlywine, Wee Fole von Bruxa, Mistress Faycia and Unlucky Charlie are standing here. Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater and Morporkian Readme, Agatean Readme and Djelian Readme are on the ground. Tiny Lidia the Archangel reads Agatean Readme. Black Earwax stares intently into space for a bit. (Witches) Keb wisps: There's also a line about apples for bats? Mistress Kit Nightingale asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: where are the voting packs? Black Earwax, the swarm of fireflies and Aelyn Somniac leave west. Mistress Kit Nightingale beams brightly. Silent Vryl Nightingale reads Djelian Readme. Wee Fole von Bruxa boggles at the concept. Tiny Lidia the Archangel reads Morporkian Readme. Black Lyna Earlywine plucks a melon seed from Purusha the giant fruitbat's fur. Looking at yourself again? What a narcissist! You see Young Nut D'Spicey the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice eleven warts upon her face. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of grey leather boots, a grey leather cloak, a pointy black hat and a pair of pink tinted sunglasses. Her purse is bulging with coins. Mistress Kit Nightingale reads Djelian Readme. Silent Vryl Nightingale reads Morporkian Readme. You sit down. Black Lyna Earlywine eats a melon seed. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: eat paper Mistress Kit Nightingale laughs. Purusha the giant fruitbat flaps his wings. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: mistype Mistress Kit Nightingale eats the small piece of paper. Mistress Kit Nightingale puts the gold ring in a pocket in the crude string bag. Mistress Kit Nightingale puts the crude string bag in a pocket in the black backpack. Purusha the giant fruitbat scratches his belly. Toradh the giant fruitbat nibbles on his wing hungrily. Mistress Faycia says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: i've got some scumble, if anyone wants a some Mistress Faycia drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. (Witches) Kit wisps: who gets voting packs? :) Mistress Kit Nightingale nuzzles Silent Vryl Nightingale affectionately. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: wooo Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has &-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a freezing cold secundus autumn's morning with a steady wind and dense cloud cover. There is one obvious exit: west. Purusha the giant fruitbat and Toradh the giant fruitbat are struggling with an enormous burden here, Mistress Kit Nightingale and Bearded Warfal are sitting here and Tiny Lidia the Archangel, Silent Vryl Nightingale, Black Lyna Earlywine, Wee Fole von Bruxa, Mistress Faycia and Unlucky Charlie are standing here. Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater and Morporkian Readme, Agatean Readme and Djelian Readme are on the ground. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to you in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: better not Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: but thanks Mistress Kit Nightingale huggles Mistress Faycia. Wee Fole von Bruxa ponders. Silent Vryl Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: i brought 5 bottles of blackdeath vodka to There is the faintest of sounds, as of a gnat yawning, then a WHOOSH sound. Suddenly there is pandemonium as Miss Tohya StompyWitch arrives on her broomstick from somewhere above and barrels into you, almost knocking you to the ground. She apologises sheepishly. Icicle the giant fruitbat eats the last of the Gammer Smith apple. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos at Silent Vryl Nightingale. Miss Tohya StompyWitch bows. (Witches) Phoibe wisps: can non-witches watching vote? Silent Vryl Nightingale tips his hat at Miss Tohya StompyWitch stylishly. Black Lyna Earlywine bows witchily to Miss Tohya StompyWitch. (Witches) Faycia wisps: i have some absithe as backup :) Miss Tohya StompyWitch thanks Wee Fole von Bruxa. Mistress Kit Nightingale bings happily at Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Miss Tohya StompyWitch bows to Silent Vryl Nightingale. Mistress Faycia says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: i have some absithe as backup :) Miss Tohya StompyWitch bows to Mistress Kit Nightingale. (Witches) Fole wisps: yes, first 20 for me to get my alias to work to can vote Miss Tohya StompyWitch bows to Black Lyna Earlywine. Wee Fole von Bruxa looks at you. Toradh the giant fruitbat nibbles on his wing hungrily. (Witches) Faycia wisps: mischat agian ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Mistress Faycia the Witch, Uncobbled Wee Fole von Bruxa the Witch, Accidentally Accidental, Catchy Rescuer, the leader of Trials! Mistress Kit Nightingale the Witch, ~*Now Off Duty!*~, Member of the Apex Club, Flower Powered Tiny Lidia the Archangel of the Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle, the Fourth Level Wizard, TAXI - OFF DUTY, Kinky Shopper Black Lyna Earlywine the Witch, OFF DUTY HAG, Member of the Apex Club, Future Diviner Young Nut D'Spicey the Witch, Life Preserver, a member of Trials! Miss Tohya StompyWitch the Witch, On Cold Wings, Abuser of Bugs, a member of Trials! Silent Vryl Nightingale the Knowledgeable First Storey Man, Seasoned Explorer Bearded Warfal the White, Phonetically Educated ------------------------> There are nine people here. <----------------------- (Witches) Kit wisps: can i try fole? Mistress Kit Nightingale beams at Wee Fole von Bruxa. (Witches) Aelyn wisps: Giving out door gifts shortly! Mistress Kit Nightingale wags her tail. There is a sudden shower of blue feathers. As they settle, Bluius Lamont appears. (Witches) Fole wisps: try? You hug Bluius Lamont. (Witches) Kit wisps: ooooo thats very sweet Bluius Lamont hops into your arms. You see Tiny Lidia the Archangel of the Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle, the Fourth Level Wizard. She is a strapping young human lass. She is an eternally young and gifted soul. Her iridescent green eyes sparkle in the light, and her hair does not flow down her back. Her hair does not even flow to her shoulders, because her hair is of a very short and of a very purple nature. She has taken to her natural ability of wearing anything and looking good while doing it. You see her slim and innocent body in brightly coloured clothing and not always matching. You never really know what she'll be wearing. Her innocents can allow you to know a few things. She'll be bright, innocent, eternally fun loving and having a good time no matter what she is doing. She is in good shape. She is standing. Her skin looks strangely mineral-like. She is soaked and doesn't look that well at all. She has A Confused Chicken floating around her. She looks rather warm. Holding : Cattle Prod (left hand). Wearing : a durable pair of wizard's white mink boots with sharp metal studs, a durable wizard's elegant white mink robe with fur trimming, a hunter's pack, a staff harness, a morion, a pair of platinum-framed spectacles, six club badges, a cluster of starflowers, a womble brooch, a fluffy bracelet, a pair of bead earrings, a silver locket, a blue crystal ring and a midnight rose. Carrying: a fluffy bracelet, a stylish black bag, a mounted pewter shield and three lightable torches. Her purse is fit to burst! You smile at Tiny Lidia the Archangel. (Witches) Kit wisps: to use your alias thing Wee Fole von Bruxa bows to Bluius Lamont. You see Bluius Lamont the Quantum Butterfly. It is a strapping young human. It is in good shape. It is standing. It is surrounded by a soft yellow glow. A shroud of sparkling mist swirls around Bluius's body like a living cloak. It is wearing a white daisy in its hair. Holding : the flying duck launcher (left hand). Wearing : a pair of climbing shoes, a traditional dark blue cashmere vestment, a hunter's pack, a pair of blue tinted sunglasses, an AMCW badge, a swirling bracelet, a gold watch, a pager, a Flaming Cabbage brooch, Wodan's button, a womble brooch, a yellow stone ring, an FBI badge, a four-leafed clover, a red badge, a small round pin, a golden badge, a shadowy silver necklet, a white daisy, an I-Was-There-When-They-Left-In-Droves badge, a club badge, an octiron octagon, an I LOVE ARWYN badge, a diamond star brooch and a silver (S) badge. Carrying: two daggers, seven things, Ptoink's Pet Verification Tool, a bulletin board [ 19 notes ], a small ivory statue and a leather wallet. Its purse is tinkling with coins. Miss Tohya StompyWitch bows to Bluius Lamont. (Witches) Kit wisps: for voting Bluius Lamont sits down. (Witches) Kit wisps: ? Bluius Lamont bows. Purusha the giant fruitbat flaps his wings. A stream of expletives drifts down from above with Aelyn Somniac riding a broom hot on its heels. (Witches) Phoibe wisps that she ponders Toradh the giant fruitbat looks a bit peckish. Mistress Kit Nightingale rolls around on the floor laughing at Silent Vryl Nightingale. W00t the giant fruitbat looks a bit peckish. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has &-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a freezing cold secundus autumn's morning with a gentle breeze and dense cloud cover. There is one obvious exit: west. Purusha the giant fruitbat and Toradh the giant fruitbat are struggling with an enormous burden here, Bluius Lamont, Mistress Kit Nightingale and Bearded Warfal are sitting here, Meep? the giant fruitbat and Icicle the giant fruitbat are flying above the ground here, Aelyn Somniac, Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Tiny Lidia the Archangel, Silent Vryl Nightingale, Black Lyna Earlywine, Wee Fole von Bruxa, Mistress Faycia and Unlucky Charlie are standing here and w00t the giant fruitbat is flapping sadly close to the ground here. Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater and Morporkian Readme, Agatean Readme and Djelian Readme are on the ground. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Mistress Kit Nightingale in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. (Witches) Phoibe wisps: are you providing quills? Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Mistress Kit Nightingale. The mist around Bluius glows a vivid and frosty blue. Aelyn Somniac gives five black silk backpacks to you. Wee Fole von Bruxa juggles around her stuff and fumbles a quill. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to Mistress Kit Nightingale. Mistress Kit Nightingale adores Wee Fole von Bruxa lovingly. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from a fallow field. You thank Aelyn Somniac. W00t the giant fruitbat looks a bit peckish. Miss Tohya StompyWitch whispers to w00t the giant fruitbat, Aelyn Somniac, Meep? the giant fruitbat, Bluius Lamont, Icicle the giant fruitbat, Tiny Lidia the Archangel, Silent Vryl Nightingale, Mistress Kit Nightingale, Purusha the giant fruitbat, Black Lyna Earlywine, Bearded Warfal, Toradh the giant fruitbat, Wee Fole von Bruxa, Mistress Faycia, Unlucky Charlie and you in Morporkian with Morporkian accents: Good afternoon, everyone (Witches) Keb wisps: Wait, wait, I esploded my stone, I'm not ready! (Witches) Kit wisps that she thanks fole for letting her vote Bearded Warfal offers to give a cured toffee apple to Toradh the giant fruitbat. Toradh the giant fruitbat rejects the give offer from Bearded Warfal. (Witches) Phoibe wisps: oh noes!!! Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Tiny Lidia the Archangel in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. (Witches) Tohya wisps: Three in the chest, at least. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Tiny Lidia the Archangel. Wee Fole von Bruxa juggles around her stuff and fumbles a quill. Young Nell al'Nighter arrives from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to Tiny Lidia the Archangel. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from a fallow field. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, Basketcase, a member of Trials! (Playtester) Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts Mistress Faycia the Witch, Uncobbled Wee Fole von Bruxa the Witch, Accidentally Accidental, Catchy Rescuer, the leader of Trials! Mistress Kit Nightingale the Witch, ~*Now Off Duty!*~, Member of the Apex Club, Flower Powered Tiny Lidia the Archangel of the Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle, the Fourth Level Wizard, TAXI - OFF DUTY, Kinky Shopper (Idle: 2) Black Lyna Earlywine the Witch, OFF DUTY HAG, Member of the Apex Club, Future Diviner Young Nell al'Nighter the Witch, Idling N00bie, Member of the Apex Club, Crossbow Caretaker Young Nut D'Spicey the Witch, Life Preserver, a member of Trials! Miss Tohya StompyWitch the Witch, On Cold Wings, Abuser of Bugs, a member of Trials! Silent Vryl Nightingale the Knowledgeable First Storey Man, Seasoned Explorer Bearded Warfal the White, Phonetically Educated -----------------------> There are twelve people here. <---------------------- Young Nell al'Nighter bingles happily. Aelyn Somniac gives a black silk backpack to Mistress Kit Nightingale. (Witches) Keb wisps: I've got more but I have to rewrite the trick now Wee Fole von Bruxa puts the quill in Voting Box. (Witches) Keb wisps: Takes time. (Witches) Phoibe wisps that she is terrified of exploding stones today... (Witches) Earwax wisps: my bat now has 10 items in his inventory... 9 melons You see Young Nell al'Nighter the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. She is dressed all in black, as a proper witch should be. Her hair is covered by the obligatory pointy hat skewered with pins and the broomstick she's carrying doesn't look like it's made for cleaning floors. She looks rather inoffensive, but something in her eyes makes you want to tread carefully around her. It's always a good thing to do around witches, anyway... She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice twenty-two warts upon her face. She has a frying pan floating around her. An iridescent scarab beetle sits on her shoulder. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of hobnailed boots, a pair of leather gloves, a black leather cloak, an iridescent scarab beetle and a pointy black hat. (Witches) Tohya wisps: You've got ten minutes :) Tiny Lidia the Archangel cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. (Witches) Earwax wisps: ACK... mistell Aelyn Somniac offers to give a black silk backpack to Young Nell al'Nighter. Aelyn Somniac gives a black silk backpack to Young Nell al'Nighter. Young Nell al'Nighter thanks Aelyn Somniac. A prissy teenager arrives from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Silent Vryl Nightingale in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Bearded Warfal feeds the cured toffee apple to w00t the giant fruitbat. W00t the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the cured toffee apple. Aelyn Somniac gives a black silk backpack to Mistress Faycia. Wee Fole von Bruxa juggles around her stuff and fumbles a quill. The prissy teenager glances at you and sniffs disdainfully. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Silent Vryl Nightingale. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from a fallow field. Toradh the giant fruitbat stares at you anxiously. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to Silent Vryl Nightingale. W00t the giant fruitbat nibbles on her wing hungrily. GlasRhosyn Somniac arrives from the west. | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has *-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a freezing cold secundus autumn's morning with a gentle breeze and dense cloud cover. There is one obvious exit: west. Purusha the giant fruitbat and Toradh the giant fruitbat are struggling with an enormous burden here, Bluius Lamont, Mistress Kit Nightingale and Bearded Warfal are sitting here, Meep? the giant fruitbat and Icicle the giant fruitbat are flying above the ground here, Doofus the giant fruitbat and w00t the giant fruitbat are flapping sadly close to the ground here and GlasRhosyn Somniac, a prissy teenager, Young Nell al'Nighter, Aelyn Somniac, Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Tiny Lidia the Archangel, Silent Vryl Nightingale, Wee Fole von Bruxa, Mistress Faycia and Unlucky Charlie are standing here. Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater and Morporkian Readme, Agatean Readme and Djelian Readme are on the ground. Miss Tohya StompyWitch looks sternly at her broomstick. Mistress Kit Nightingale hugs Silent Vryl Nightingale. Miss Tohya StompyWitch looks sternly at her broomstick. Silent Vryl Nightingale hops into GlasRhosyn Somniac's arms. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Aelyn Somniac looks sternly at her broomstick. Aelyn Somniac and Miss Tohya StompyWitch looks sternly at her broomstick. One handful of bat guano lands on the ground with a loud plop. Icicle the giant fruitbat looks embarrassed. W00t the giant fruitbat stares at you anxiously. Aelyn Somniac leaves west. Mistress Kit Nightingale hugs GlasRhosyn Somniac. Toradh the giant fruitbat looks rather hungry. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Black Lyna Earlywine. GlasRhosyn Somniac boggles at Mistress Kit Nightingale. You suddenly realise Black Lyna Earlywine has been standing here all along. (Witches) Nell wisps: Woot! You guys did great with the door gifts! :) ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts (Idle: 2) Mistress Faycia the Witch, Uncobbled (Idle: 3) Wee Fole von Bruxa the Witch, Accidentally Accidental, Catchy Rescuer, the leader of Trials! GlasRhosyn Somniac the Witch, Stone Donor Mistress Kit Nightingale the Witch, ~*Now Off Duty!*~, Member of the Apex Club, Flower Powered Tiny Lidia the Archangel of the Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle, the Fourth Level Wizard, TAXI - OFF DUTY, Kinky Shopper Black Lyna Earlywine the Witch, OFF DUTY HAG, Member of the Apex Club, Future Diviner Young Nell al'Nighter the Witch, Idling N00bie, Member of the Apex Club, Crossbow Caretaker Young Nut D'Spicey the Witch, Life Preserver, a member of Trials! Miss Tohya StompyWitch the Witch, On Cold Wings, Abuser of Bugs, a member of Trials! Silent Vryl Nightingale the Knowledgeable First Storey Man, Seasoned Explorer Bearded Warfal the White, Phonetically Educated -----------------------> There are twelve people here. <---------------------- Silent Vryl Nightingale nods at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Doofus the giant fruitbat squeaks happily. GlasRhosyn Somniac bows to Black Lyna Earlywine. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Silent Vryl Nightingale eeks at Black Lyna Earlywine. You see GlasRhosyn Somniac the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice fourteen warts upon her face. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of black soft-soled boots, a pair of black leather gloves, an antique black dress, a black silk backpack, a pointy black hat, a pair of silver earrings, a silver wild rose brooch, a silver cat anklet, a club badge and a utility belt. Carrying: a keyring. Her purse is home to only moths! Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Black Lyna Earlywine in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. The prissy teenager leaves west. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to Black Lyna Earlywine. Black Lyna Earlywine bows witchily to GlasRhosyn Somniac. Silent Vryl Nightingale grins at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Black Lyna Earlywine thanks Wee Fole von Bruxa. Mistress Kit Nightingale sits down next to Silent Vryl Nightingale. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to GlasRhosyn Somniac. Icicle the giant fruitbat scratches her belly. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to GlasRhosyn Somniac in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Silent Vryl Nightingale sits down. There is the faintest of sounds, as of a gnat yawning, then a WHOOSH sound. Suddenly there is pandemonium as Young Phoibe arrives on her broomstick from somewhere above and barrels into you, almost knocking you to the ground. She apologises sheepishly. Silent Vryl Nightingale hugs Mistress Kit Nightingale. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna arrives from the west. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna bingles happily. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to GlasRhosyn Somniac. You greet Phoibe and Punarina Plavalaguna. Black Lyna Earlywine bows witchily to Young Phoibe. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna fades to a dull colour. GlasRhosyn Somniac offers to give a quill to Wee Fole von Bruxa. Black Lyna Earlywine bings happily. Young Phoibe pouts. Miss Tohya StompyWitch asks Icicle the giant fruitbat not to mind who gives things to her. Icicle the giant fruitbat squeaks happily. GlasRhosyn Somniac gives a quill to Wee Fole von Bruxa. GlasRhosyn Somniac says with a Morporkian accent: I calh-bhon khin Young Nell al'Nighter gets an atomic ball from a pocket in a black silk backpack. Pitster the giant fruitbat scratches his belly. Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: you can only soul up to 20 people :( Purusha the giant fruitbat flaps his wings. (Witches) Kit wisps: yay!! these door gifts are the bee's knees :D Black Lyna Earlywine reads Djelian Readme. Young Nell al'Nighter giggles. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna raises one eyebrow at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Silent Vryl Nightingale fluffs Young Phoibe. Young Nell al'Nighter puts the atomic ball in a pocket in the black silk backpack. You give a black silk backpack to Young Phoibe. (Witches) Kit wisps that she admires the organisers muchly GlasRhosyn Somniac gets a quill from a pocket in a black silk backpack. Young Phoibe huggles Silent Vryl Nightingale. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna offers to give 6 Ankh-Morpork royals, 5 Ankh-Morpork dollars, one Ankh-Morpork half-dollar and 3 Ankh-Morpork ten-dollars to Pitster the giant fruitbat. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gives 6 Ankh-Morpork royals, 5 Ankh-Morpork dollars, one Ankh-Morpork half-dollar and 3 Ankh-Morpork ten-dollars to Pitster the giant fruitbat. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. You give a black silk backpack to Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. A prissy teenager arrives from the west. Mistress Kit Nightingale hugs Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Young Phoibe huggles Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. (Witches) Punarina wisps: what door gifts? Where's mine? Mistress Kit Nightingale hugs Young Phoibe. Young Phoibe huggles Mistress Kit Nightingale. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna giggles. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Phoibe huggles you. Pitster the giant fruitbat squeaks happily. You say in Morporkian: Anywitch not got a door gift yet, please give me a tell. Toradh the giant fruitbat looks rather hungry. Toradh the giant fruitbat looks rather hungry. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles. Cocytus the giant fruitbat flaps his wings. Meep? the giant fruitbat scratches her belly. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: oooh! Young Phoibe huggles Wee Fole von Bruxa. There is the faintest of sounds, as of a gnat yawning, then a WHOOSH sound. Suddenly there is pandemonium as Lotte From Heaven arrives on her broomstick from somewhere above and barrels into you, almost knocking you to the ground. She apologises sheepishly. Toradh the giant fruitbat nudges Wee Fole von Bruxa. Toradh the giant fruitbat gives Tetley Tea Bag and the hunter's pack to Wee Fole von Bruxa. A swarm of fireflies swarms into the area. You greet Lotte From Heaven. Wee Fole von Bruxa offers to give a hunter's pack and Tetley Tea Bag to Toradh the giant fruitbat. A stream of expletives drifts down from above with Cheeky riding a broom hot on its heels. Bearded Warfal closes his eyes and smiles dreamily. Young Phoibe huggles Bluius Lamont. Toradh the giant fruitbat looks really hungry. Toradh the giant fruitbat growls menacingly. Wee Fole von Bruxa juggles around her stuff and fumbles a hunter's pack and Tetley Tea Bag. Bearded Warfal rubs his large tummy and licks his lips. Purusha the giant fruitbat scratches his belly. A swarm of fireflies swarms into the area. Bearded Warfal opens his eyes and stares hungrily at the space between his arms. Young Phoibe huggles Bearded Warfal. Cheeky parps. Bearded Warfal quickly reaches out and pulls back a toffee apple. Cheeky spams away. You give a black silk backpack to Lotte From Heaven. Cheeky looks sternly at her broomstick. Cheeky shakes her broomstick vigorously. The prissy teenager carefully arranges her hair. You offer to give a black silk backpack to Cheeky. The prissy teenager leaves west. You see Lotte From Heaven the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. She's a witch. Probably. She's wearing black, yes, but her choice in clothing would cause Granny Weatherwax to Have Words with her every time they meet. Her well-toned body is wrapped in garments that would make an assassin go green with envy. According to the rules, she wears heavy boots, too. "Androgynous monster from outer space" style, it seems. And she does have a witch hat, stashed safely away at the bottom of her backpack. In short, she doesn't have any patience for the sappy occult-jewellery-laden type of witch. What she does have is a healthy dose of disrespect towards people who say things should be just like they say. As you keep gawking at her, she raises a pierced eyebrow, flashes you a friendly smile and says "Care for some tea?" while toasting a bottle at you. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice seven warts upon her face. She bears a tattoo of a small blue butterfly on her left wrist. She has a carving knife floating around her. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of knee-high buckled boots, a tight black silk skirt, a black spider silk corset, a hunter's pack, a jet black crystal rose ring, a silver watch pin, a black choker with a silver teardrop pendant, a silver wild rose brooch, a club badge, a silver eyebrow pin, a pearl bracelet, a pair of jet black crystal rose earrings and a sapphire ring. Carrying: a black silk backpack, a small gilt card, a silver ring, a medium sized brown bottle, a Hello Monkey! lunchbox, a fruit basket, a black and blue marbled cotton furoshiki cloth, two soil-encrusted pitchforks and a black travelling cloak. Her purse is fit to burst! You see Cheeky the Witch. She is a plastic doll. She looks discontent. Her face is painted white with black lipstick and eyeliner. Pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over, all over... She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice thirty-one warts upon her face. She has a white rose neatly braided into her hair. She has no nose! She has Giant Fruitbat floating around her. The air around Cheeky is strangely detrotsid. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of fur-lined brown leather boots, a midnight black dragonhide skirt, a heavy woollen blanket, a leather undershirt, Scarred Back, a black lace shawl with spiderweb motif, a pair of fluffy bunny ears, a stake belt, a club badge, a red badge, A M Doctor, a knife belt, a ruby ring, Am Drum, Am Nella Vault, Tuna Walk, Genua Bank, a bouquet of twelve long stemmed red roses, a fruitbat flavoured badge, two stiletto scabbards, a silver bracelet and a claddagh ring. Carrying: a Gammer Smith apple, three things, Scarred Hands and a medium sized turquoise bottle. Her purse is fit to burst! The heavy scent of wild roses hangs in the air about Lotte From Heaven's pair of jet black crystal rose earrings. Cheeky panics. Black Earwax and two swarms of fireflies arrive from the west. Lotte From Heaven thanks you. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Cheeky in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Young Phoibe huggles Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Miss Tohya StompyWitch bings happily at Bearded Warfal. Miss Tohya StompyWitch nodnods at Bearded Warfal. Wee Fole von Bruxa offers to give a flat paper box to Cheeky. Wee Fole von Bruxa juggles around her stuff and fumbles a flat paper box and a quill. Lotte From Heaven looks at you. Young Phoibe huggles GlasRhosyn Somniac. Wee Fole von Bruxa offers to give a quill to Cheeky. Miss Tohya StompyWitch huggles Young Phoibe. Young Phoibe huggles Young Nell al'Nighter. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box and a quill from a fallow field. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna arrives from the west. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna stares intently into space for a bit. You give a black silk backpack to Cheeky. Young Phoibe huggles someone. Tiny Lidia the Archangel sheathes Cattle Prod in the staff harness. You are unburdened by: Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of grey leather boots, a pair of pink tinted sunglasses, a grey leather cloak and a pointy black hat. (under) : a large backpack, a Djelian aegis, a pair of gleaming grflx leather leggings, a soft grflx leather shirt, a laced grflx leather jerkin, three club badges, a large gourd, a utility belt, a bastard sword scabbard and a forest green silk petticoat. Carrying: a black silk backpack. Your purse contains 10 Djelian tooni, 4 Agatean Empire rhinu, 4 Lancre crowns, one Genuan livre, 2 Ankh-Morpork ten-dollars, 50 Lancre shillings, 3 Lancre thruppences, 39 Lancre pennies, one Lancre tuppence and one Lancre ha'penny. Wee Fole von Bruxa juggles around her stuff and fumbles a flat paper box and a quill. Young Lilian arrives from the west. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna squeals. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna kisses Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Black Earwax and two swarms of fireflies leave west. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Wotcher! Tiny Lidia the Archangel holds a quill in her left hand. Toradh the giant fruitbat lands for a second, and wraps his iridescent wings around Tetley Tea Bag and the hunter's pack. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna kisses Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna's nose. Young Nell al'Nighter bings happily at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna radishes Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box and a quill from a fallow field. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna wuffles Young Nell al'Nighter affectionately. Bearded Warfal greets Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Black Earwax and two swarms of fireflies arrive from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa and Miss Tohya StompyWitch leave west. Young Phoibe huggles ToeJam the giant fruitbat, Wossname the giant fruitbat, frances the giant fruitbat, Pitster the giant fruitbat, Cocytus the giant fruitbat, Doofus the giant fruitbat, Meep? the giant fruitbat and Purusha the giant fruitbat. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna bounces around Bearded Warfal. Cocytus the giant fruitbat nibbles on his wing hungrily. ToeJam the giant fruitbat snuffles Young Phoibe. Wossname the giant fruitbat snuffles Young Phoibe. Frances the giant fruitbat snuffles Young Phoibe. Pitster the giant fruitbat hops into Young Phoibe's arms. Cocytus the giant fruitbat snuffles Young Phoibe. Doofus the giant fruitbat snuffles Young Phoibe. Meep? the giant fruitbat gazes lovingly at Young Phoibe. Purusha the giant fruitbat hops into Young Phoibe's arms. Mistress Faycia says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Wotcher Lilian This backpack is made of hard silk making it very durable. It is shaped like a rectangle and would look like a small stylish box when worn on your shoulder. It has plenty of space for you to store all your everyday necessities. The black silk backpack has two side pockets and one main pocket. It contains: A M Doctor, a small waxed paper packet, a large jar, a medium sized black bottle, a Lancre Witch Trials 2006 shirt, a delightfully decorated box, an atomic ball, a deflated grey balloon, a cute cuddly fruitbat, a blue rose and a champagne bottle. It is open. It is in excellent condition. Young Phoibe huggles Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. A stream of expletives drifts down from above with Aelyn Somniac riding a broom hot on its heels. Many handfuls of bat guano land on the ground with a loud plop. ToeJam the giant fruitbat looks embarrassed. The swarm of fireflies buzzes off. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna stares intently into space for a bit. Young Nell al'Nighter buries many handfuls of bat guano deep within the ground. W00t the giant fruitbat nibbles on her wing hungrily. Cheeky looks sternly at her broomstick. Cheeky shakes her broomstick vigorously. Silent Vryl Nightingale prepares to moose Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Silent Vryl Nightingale drops down onto all fours, lets out a terrifying mating cry and scuttles over to a wall to make love to it, or, if his mood feels like it, scratch his antlers on it. Miss Tohya StompyWitch and Wee Fole von Bruxa arrive from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa juggles around her stuff and fumbles a flat paper box. Aelyn Somniac gives four black silk backpacks to you. Lotte From Heaven says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Wotcher lilian Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from a fallow field. An arrogant youth arrives from the west. Pitster the giant fruitbat squeaks happily. Tiny Lidia the Archangel wears a fluffy bracelet. Wee Fole von Bruxa juggles around her stuff and fumbles a flat paper box. You see Young Lilian the Witch. She is a girl playing dress-ups as a witch. She has strangely coloured lace clothes on, and she is exactly 7 and 3/4 years old. You know that because you can see that she is wearing a paper hat which says "Happy 7 and 3/4th Birthday". Wait, didn't you see her wearing that same hat yester... NO, this is the first time you've seen Lilian, and she is DEFINITELY 7 and 3/4 years old. You are totally sure of that. Occasionally the curious lace clothes flicker and spark, and you rather fancy you can see a hint of steel plates through the diaphanous material. But that's impossible, only the strongest warriors can wear steel plate armour, not daft little gels playing dress-ups. You see the normal witchy things, little pouches of herbs, spices, jars of honey, frogs, and warts on her face. You look a bit closer and something troubles your mind... are they... rubber warts? NO, they are definitely real warts, you decide. Oh yes, you are totally sure they are real warts. No wait, she's just a little girl playing dress-ups, isn't she? That means they must be rubber warts. You are totally certain that they are rubber warts. She has been collecting herbs, and is carrying some now. You like herbs. Herbs are quite safe. You can see the wildflowers she has woven into her lace clothes. Flowers are so relaxing. You feel totally at peace and comfortable. Oh look, she's selling apples! How cute! You love apples, and you want to help the skinny little waif with the big brown pleading eyes. You realise that you really want to buy some apples! Your hand reaches for your money pouch.... She has a flickering octarine haze about her. The octarine shadow around Lilian deepens. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice sixteen warts upon her face. Her features have been artfully enhanced with jet eyeshadow, a touch of midnight black blusher and a dash of raven black lipstick. She has a black rose neatly braided into her hair. She has a frying pan floating around her. Holding : a steel dagger (left hand) and Knitting Needle (right hand). Wearing : Floral Gloves, a llamedese cloak and a pointy black hat. Mistress Faycia, Black Earwax and the swarm of fireflies leave west. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from a fallow field. Mistress Faycia arrives from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa leaves west. Tiny Lidia the Archangel puts the lightable torch in a pocket in the hunter's pack. The swarm of fireflies buzzes off. Black Earwax and a swarm of fireflies arrive from the west. Lune Casaubon arrives from the west. Cocytus the giant fruitbat stares at you anxiously. Young Lilian huggles ToeJam the giant fruitbat, w00t the giant fruitbat, Wossname the giant fruitbat, frances the giant fruitbat, Pitster the giant fruitbat, Cocytus the giant fruitbat, Doofus the giant fruitbat, Meep? the giant fruitbat and Purusha the giant fruitbat. ToeJam the giant fruitbat gazes lovingly at Young Lilian. W00t the giant fruitbat hops into Young Lilian's arms. Wossname the giant fruitbat gazes lovingly at Young Lilian. Frances the giant fruitbat snuffles Young Lilian. Pitster the giant fruitbat hops into Young Lilian's arms. Cocytus the giant fruitbat hops into Young Lilian's arms. Doofus the giant fruitbat hops into Young Lilian's arms. Meep? the giant fruitbat gazes lovingly at Young Lilian. Purusha the giant fruitbat hops into Young Lilian's arms. Mistress Kit Nightingale puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand. Mistress Kit Nightingale holds a quill in her left hand. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Lune Casaubon boggles at the concept. Silent Vryl Nightingale whispers to Mistress Kit Nightingale. You emote: Young Nut D'Spicey is looking at people for the purpose of logging; please don't be alarmed. Mistress Kit Nightingale looks sternly at her broomstick. Mistress Kit Nightingale looks sternly at her broomstick. Cheeky tilts her head to one side. A pair of tiny red imps complete with horns and pitchforks suddenly appear on Cheeky's shoulders, their hands cupped to her ears. The imps fall silent under the weight of Cheeky's stare. Silent Vryl Nightingale tips his hat at Lune Casaubon stylishly. Cheeky says in Ephebian: Oeayehtau, Piupsro Osahay, Abaups Rhostupogia Covoicyu Eekegoayehterhosig. The two imps shrug, climb down from Cheeky's shoulder and wander away, arguing over who to tempt next. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna tempus spams you a bit. (Witches) Aelyn wisps: There are twenty people here. Pitster the giant fruitbat nibbles on his wing hungrily. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna tickles Mistress Kit Nightingale and Silent Vryl Nightingale. Lune Casaubon bows in greeting to Silent Vryl Nightingale. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, Basketcase, a member of Trials! (Playtester) Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts (Idle: 2) Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Member of the Apex Club, Bunny Saviour Black Earwax the Witch, Kinky Shopper, a member of Trials! Mistress Faycia the Witch, Uncobbled GlasRhosyn Somniac the Witch, Stone Donor Mistress Kit Nightingale the Witch, ~*Now Off Duty!*~, Member of the Apex Club, Flower Powered Tiny Lidia the Archangel of the Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle, the Fourth Level Wizard, TAXI - OFF DUTY, Kinky Shopper Young Lilian the Witch, Member of the Apex Club, Natty Dresser Lotte From Heaven the Witch, Actor Advisor Lune Casaubon the Master Despoiler, Black Roses & Blood Wine Black Lyna Earlywine the Witch, OFF DUTY HAG, Member of the Apex Club, Future Diviner Young Nell al'Nighter the Witch, Idling N00bie, Member of the Apex Club, Crossbow Caretaker Young Nut D'Spicey the Witch, Life Preserver, a member of Trials! Young Phoibe the Witch, Topper's Top Hat Theatre, Uncobbled Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna the Witch, OFF DUTY HAG, Bored of the Ring Mr Tempus Plavalaguna of the Venerable Council of Seers, the Fourth Level Wizard, The Destroyer of Words Miss Tohya StompyWitch the Witch, On Cold Wings, Abuser of Bugs, a member of Trials! Silent Vryl Nightingale the Knowledgeable First Storey Man, Seasoned Explorer Bearded Warfal the White, Phonetically Educated -----------------------> There are twenty people here. <---------------------- Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna giggles at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. You see Lune Casaubon the Master Despoiler. He is tall and strikingly pale, with deep raven hair that has been carelessly swept back from his face to reveal smoothly chiseled features and an impassive violet gaze. Supple black leather winds its way around his form like a tangible darkness, clinging to and accentuating the sinuous lines of a well-toned physique. From his shoulders often drapes a fluidly billowing cloak the colour of deepest midnight--the garment, when worn closed, serving to conceal any weapons about his person. His presence seems to have an unnerving effect on the surrounding shadows, at times causing them to writhe and twist into unnatural and vaguely nightmarish shapes. How strange... A small shadow bat is clinging to his shoulder. He is in good shape. He is standing. Wearing : a pair of knee-high buckled boots, a pair of black dragonhide gloves, a midnight black leather cloak and a bloodstone earring. Carrying: some catnip, a strange device and a black silk backpack. His purse is fit to burst! Mistress Kit Nightingale bings happily. Mistress Kit Nightingale huggles everyone You see Mr Tempus Plavalaguna of the Venerable Council of Seers, the Fourth Level Wizard. He is a strapping young human lad. He looks to be a rather fluffy and approachable man. Even though standing a little over 6' 3" and with his shoulders wider than his belly (pretty rare for a wizard) he still manages not to look threatening. However you get the distinct impression that his warmness would evaporate very quickly if any naughtiness or general "rumness" was directed towards him. You see.... he is married..... very married. He is in good shape. He is standing. His skin looks strangely mineral-like. He has been scribbled upon by crayons. He has a Tsortean metal shield floating around him. Wearing : a midnight black spider silk cloak, a wizard's pointy hat, a blue crystal ring and a bloodstone ring. Carrying: four cured toffee apples, a carrot and something. His purse is bulging with coins. (Witches) Punarina wisps: are we leaving bats outside somewhere? Tempus Plavalaguna strikes a pose at you. Mistress Kit Nightingale hops into Mr Tempus Plavalaguna's arms. Touchstone squeezes out of a hole that appears in midair. You give a black silk backpack to Mistress Faycia. Bearded Warfal grins. GlasRhosyn Somniac stares intently into space for a bit. Mistress Kit Nightingale bings happily at Cheeky. The arrogant youth leaves west. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna offers to give a black silk backpack to Pitster the giant fruitbat. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gives a black silk backpack to Pitster the giant fruitbat. Young Phoibe mumbles something about fruitpigs under her breath. You hug Touchstone. Pitster the giant fruitbat gives a cured juicy melon to Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna offers the cured juicy melon to Pitster the giant fruitbat. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna offers to give a cured juicy melon to Pitster the giant fruitbat. Pitster the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the cured juicy melon. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gives a cured juicy melon to Pitster the giant fruitbat. Lune Casaubon gets a vintage verge watch from a pocket in a midnight black leather cloak. Lune Casaubon reads the vintage verge watch. Lune Casaubon puts the vintage verge watch into a pocket in the midnight black leather cloak. Touchstone cuddles you. Mistress Kit Nightingale huggles Black Earwax. A gentle tinkling sound comes from Young Phoibe's silver snowflake bracelet. (Witches) Aelyn wisps: Okay, witches - bats in the room to the west, please! Wossname the giant fruitbat gives a broomstick to Young Lilian. Young Nell al'Nighter and Young Phoibe leave west. Black Earwax, the swarm of fireflies, Young Lilian and Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna leave west. Aelyn Somniac and Black Lyna Earlywine leave west. Bluius Lamont beeps happily at Touchstone. Wee Fole von Bruxa arrives from the west. Young Lilian arrives from the west. Cheeky leaves west. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts Mistress Faycia the Witch, Uncobbled Wee Fole von Bruxa the Witch, Accidentally Accidental, Catchy Rescuer, the leader of Trials! GlasRhosyn Somniac the Witch, Stone Donor Mistress Kit Nightingale the Witch, ~*Now Off Duty!*~, Member of the Apex Club, Flower Powered Tiny Lidia the Archangel of the Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle, the Fourth Level Wizard, TAXI - OFF DUTY, Kinky Shopper Young Lilian the Witch, Member of the Apex Club, Natty Dresser Lotte From Heaven the Witch, Actor Advisor Lune Casaubon the Master Despoiler, Black Roses & Blood Wine Young Nut D'Spicey the Witch, Life Preserver, a member of Trials! Mr Tempus Plavalaguna of the Venerable Council of Seers, the Fourth Level Wizard, The Destroyer of Words Miss Tohya StompyWitch the Witch, On Cold Wings, Abuser of Bugs, a member of Trials! Touchstone (Creator) the Witch, Master Arrrtificer, Tomb Raider Silent Vryl Nightingale the Knowledgeable First Storey Man, Seasoned Explorer Bearded Warfal the White, Phonetically Educated ----------------------> There are fifteen people here. <---------------------- Touchstone sparkles brightly at Bluius Lamont. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna arrives from the west. GlasRhosyn Somniac smiles at Bluius Lamont. Geryon Womblesworth grins at you. Tiny Lidia the Archangel thanks Wee Fole von Bruxa. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Young Nell al'Nighter arrives from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Lune Casaubon in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Mistress Kit Nightingale bings happily. Wee Fole von Bruxa offers to give a quill to Lune Casaubon. The heavy scent of wild roses hangs in the air about Lotte From Heaven's jet black crystal rose ring. Black Earwax and a swarm of fireflies arrive from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa juggles around her stuff and fumbles a quill. An arrogant youth arrives from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa offers to give a flat paper box to Lune Casaubon. You see Touchstone the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. She is a slim, almost scrawny woman of medium height, with dark hair caught back in a shoulder-length pony-tail. Dark eyes, almost black, glimmer with amusement behind silver-framed glasses, and she has a couple of paintbrushes stuck in her hair. She is in good shape. She is standing. A shroud of sparkling mist swirls around Touchstone's body like a living cloak. Wearing : a pair of black leather boots, a pair of faded black denim jeans, a "Born To Rune" leather jacket, a pointy black hat, a beautiful hand made tussie mussie, a pair of dark shades, a raven silver ring, an octiron octagon, a club badge and a swirling bracelet. Carrying: two small felt-covered hammers, a black backpack, Tannah's pattern matcher, a lemming and a soultagger. Her purse is home to only moths! Lune Casaubon blinks. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts Black Earwax the Witch, Kinky Shopper, a member of Trials! Mistress Faycia the Witch, Uncobbled Wee Fole von Bruxa the Witch, Accidentally Accidental, Catchy Rescuer, the leader of Trials! GlasRhosyn Somniac the Witch, Stone Donor Mistress Kit Nightingale the Witch, ~*Now Off Duty!*~, Member of the Apex Club, Flower Powered Tiny Lidia the Archangel of the Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle, the Fourth Level Wizard, TAXI - OFF DUTY, Kinky Shopper Young Lilian the Witch, Member of the Apex Club, Natty Dresser Lotte From Heaven the Witch, Actor Advisor Lune Casaubon the Master Despoiler, Black Roses & Blood Wine Young Nell al'Nighter the Witch, Idling N00bie, Member of the Apex Club, Crossbow Caretaker Young Nut D'Spicey the Witch, Life Preserver, a member of Trials! Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna the Witch, OFF DUTY HAG, Bored of the Ring Mr Tempus Plavalaguna of the Venerable Council of Seers, the Fourth Level Wizard, The Destroyer of Words Miss Tohya StompyWitch the Witch, On Cold Wings, Abuser of Bugs, a member of Trials! Touchstone (Creator) the Witch, Master Arrrtificer, Tomb Raider Silent Vryl Nightingale the Knowledgeable First Storey Man, Seasoned Explorer Bearded Warfal the White, Phonetically Educated ----------------------> There are eighteen people here. <--------------------- Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from a fallow field. Bluius Lamont fluffs GlasRhosyn Somniac. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Bearded Warfal stands up. Bearded Warfal leaves west. Wee Fole von Bruxa juggles around her stuff and fumbles a quill. You give a black silk backpack to Young Lilian. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gets a bold magenta crayon from a pocket in a black silk backpack. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Lune Casaubon. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from a fallow field. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna holds a bold magenta crayon in his left hand. The arrogant youth pulls his hand through his hair. Wee Fole von Bruxa puts the quill in Voting Box. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts Black Earwax the Witch, Kinky Shopper, a member of Trials! Mistress Faycia the Witch, Uncobbled Wee Fole von Bruxa the Witch, Accidentally Accidental, Catchy Rescuer, the leader of Trials! GlasRhosyn Somniac the Witch, Stone Donor Mistress Kit Nightingale the Witch, ~*Now Off Duty!*~, Member of the Apex Club, Flower Powered Tiny Lidia the Archangel of the Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle, the Fourth Level Wizard, TAXI - OFF DUTY, Kinky Shopper Young Lilian the Witch, Member of the Apex Club, Natty Dresser Lotte From Heaven the Witch, Actor Advisor Lune Casaubon the Master Despoiler, Black Roses & Blood Wine Young Nell al'Nighter the Witch, Idling N00bie, Member of the Apex Club, Crossbow Caretaker Young Nut D'Spicey the Witch, Life Preserver, a member of Trials! Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna the Witch, OFF DUTY HAG, Bored of the Ring Mr Tempus Plavalaguna of the Venerable Council of Seers, the Fourth Level Wizard, The Destroyer of Words Miss Tohya StompyWitch the Witch, On Cold Wings, Abuser of Bugs, a member of Trials! Touchstone (Creator) the Witch, Master Arrrtificer, Tomb Raider Silent Vryl Nightingale the Knowledgeable First Storey Man, Seasoned Explorer ---------------------> There are seventeen people here. <--------------------- Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. GlasRhosyn Somniac puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand. GlasRhosyn Somniac holds a quill in her left hand. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Woo woo! Lotte From Heaven gets a small waxed paper packet from a pocket in a black silk backpack. Black Lyna Earlywine arrives from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Mr Tempus Plavalaguna in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. The arrogant youth glances at some bypassing teens. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna thanks Wee Fole von Bruxa. Lotte From Heaven juggles around her stuff and fumbles a small waxed paper packet and a black travelling cloak. Black Earwax says in Morporkian: Err... I need a voting thingie too.... Lotte From Heaven puts the Hello Monkey! lunchbox in a pocket in the black silk backpack. (Witches) Aelyn wisps: Warfal will be feeding our bats periodically, so do not worry! Young Lilian huggles GlasRhosyn Somniac. Aelyn Somniac arrives from the west. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna eats a carrot. Young Lilian leaves west. The arrogant youth leaves west. Lotte From Heaven's pair of jet black crystal rose earrings glimmers. Silent Vryl Nightingale sips a few ounces of vodka from the medium sized clear bottle. Lotte From Heaven gets Djelian Readme and a black travelling cloak from a fallow field. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gulps at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Cheeky arrives from the west. Silent Vryl Nightingale closes two medium sized clear bottles. Lotte From Heaven juggles around her stuff and fumbles Djelian Readme. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna grins at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Young Lilian arrives from the west. Lotte From Heaven wears a black travelling cloak. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna drops four cured toffee apples. Young Lilian reads Djelian Readme. (Witches) Nell wisps: Has anybody announced the Trials on (one)? Silent Vryl Nightingale trips up. Cheeky sits down in crater. Aelyn Somniac apologies: The Lancre Witch Trials will be just momentarily delayed as I go get several thousand dollars. Aelyn Somniac winks. Aelyn Somniac leaves west. Lotte From Heaven gets a small waxed paper packet from a fallow field. Young Lilian reads Morporkian Readme. (Witches) Earwax wisps: I will Tiny Lidia the Archangel reads Morporkian Readme. Young Nell al'Nighter nodnods at Black Earwax. Mistress Kit Nightingale whispers to Lotte From Heaven. Bluius Lamont reads Morporkian Readme. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Notify Ilik! Mistress Kit Nightingale huggles Lotte From Heaven. An arrogant youth arrives from the west. Silent Vryl Nightingale hiccups. You say in Morporkian: Anywitch not got a door gift yet? A black backpack with presents in. Please give me a tell if you're a witch and haven't been given one. Young Lilian huggles Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Lilian leaves west. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Member of the Apex Club, Bunny Saviour Black Earwax the Witch, Kinky Shopper, a member of Trials! Mistress Faycia the Witch, Uncobbled Wee Fole von Bruxa the Witch, Accidentally Accidental, Catchy Rescuer, the leader of Trials! GlasRhosyn Somniac the Witch, Stone Donor Mistress Kit Nightingale the Witch, ~*Now Off Duty!*~, Member of the Apex Club, Flower Powered Tiny Lidia the Archangel of the Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle, the Fourth Level Wizard, TAXI - OFF DUTY, Kinky Shopper Lotte From Heaven the Witch, Actor Advisor Lune Casaubon the Master Despoiler, Black Roses & Blood Wine Black Lyna Earlywine the Witch, OFF DUTY HAG, Member of the Apex Club, Future Diviner Young Nell al'Nighter the Witch, Idling N00bie, Member of the Apex Club, Crossbow Caretaker Young Nut D'Spicey the Witch, Life Preserver, a member of Trials! Young Phoibe the Witch, Topper's Top Hat Theatre, Uncobbled Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna the Witch, OFF DUTY HAG, Bored of the Ring Mr Tempus Plavalaguna of the Venerable Council of Seers, the Fourth Level Wizard, The Destroyer of Words Miss Tohya StompyWitch the Witch, On Cold Wings, Abuser of Bugs, a member of Trials! Touchstone (Creator) the Witch, Master Arrrtificer, Tomb Raider Silent Vryl Nightingale the Knowledgeable First Storey Man, Seasoned Explorer ----------------------> There are nineteen people here. <--------------------- Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Mistress Faycia. Young Phoibe arrives from the west. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Mono Demonwright arrives from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to Mistress Faycia. Mistress Kit Nightingale nodnods happily at Lotte From Heaven. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Young Lilian arrives from the west. Lotte From Heaven puts the silver ring in a pocket in the black silk backpack. Silent Vryl Nightingale trips up. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Mistress Faycia in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Young Lilian tastes the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Wee Fole von Bruxa offers to give a flat paper box to Young Nell al'Nighter. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Young Nell al'Nighter. Lune Casaubon leaves west. Mistress Kit Nightingale cling onto Silent Vryl Nightingale leg. Wee Fole von Bruxa offers to give a quill to Young Nell al'Nighter. The arrogant youth glances at some bypassing teens. Young Nell al'Nighter thanks Wee Fole von Bruxa. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to Young Nell al'Nighter. Lotte From Heaven puts the small gilt card in a pocket in the hunter's pack. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles at Silent Vryl Nightingale. Mistress Faycia gives a black silk backpack to you. You give a black silk backpack to GlasRhosyn Somniac. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Young Nell al'Nighter in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Lotte From Heaven removes the pair of jet black crystal rose earrings. Young Phoibe ponders. GlasRhosyn Somniac bings happily at you. Lotte From Heaven puts the pair of jet black crystal rose earrings in a pocket in the black spider silk corset. The arrogant youth leaves west. Black Earwax asks in Morporkian: Where are these papers? ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Member of the Apex Club, Bunny Saviour Black Earwax the Witch, Kinky Shopper, a member of Trials! Mistress Faycia the Witch, Uncobbled Wee Fole von Bruxa the Witch, Accidentally Accidental, Catchy Rescuer, the leader of Trials! GlasRhosyn Somniac the Witch, Stone Donor Mistress Kit Nightingale the Witch, ~*Now Off Duty!*~, Member of the Apex Club, Flower Powered Tiny Lidia the Archangel of the Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle, the Fourth Level Wizard, TAXI - OFF DUTY, Kinky Shopper Young Lilian the Witch, Member of the Apex Club, Natty Dresser Lotte From Heaven the Witch, Actor Advisor Black Lyna Earlywine the Witch, OFF DUTY HAG, Member of the Apex Club, Future Diviner Mono Demonwright of Mrs. Widgery's Lodgers, the Fifth Level Wizard, Taxi Young Nell al'Nighter the Witch, Idling N00bie, Member of the Apex Club, Crossbow Caretaker Young Nut D'Spicey the Witch, Life Preserver, a member of Trials! Young Phoibe the Witch, Topper's Top Hat Theatre, Uncobbled Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna the Witch, OFF DUTY HAG, Bored of the Ring Mr Tempus Plavalaguna of the Venerable Council of Seers, the Fourth Level Wizard, The Destroyer of Words Miss Tohya StompyWitch the Witch, On Cold Wings, Abuser of Bugs, a member of Trials! Touchstone (Creator) the Witch, Master Arrrtificer, Tomb Raider Silent Vryl Nightingale the Knowledgeable First Storey Man, Seasoned Explorer -----------------------> There are twenty people here. <---------------------- Lotte From Heaven removes the jet black crystal rose ring. Cheeky meeps at Meep? the giant fruitbat. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Wee Fole von Bruxa hugs someone. You see Mono Demonwright of Mrs. Widgery's Lodgers, the Fifth Level Wizard. He is a strapping young human lad. He is in good shape. He is standing. He has a medium metal shield floating around him. Holding : an old staff (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of black studded boots, a pair of sienna linen trousers, a sienna linen jacket, a staff harness, a deep red silk backpack, a lumpy bedraggled wizard's pointy hat, a gold watch, four club badges, a blue crystal ring, a pair of platinum-framed spectacles and a utility belt. His purse is bulging with coins. Young Phoibe leaves west. Silent Vryl Nightingale fluffs Mistress Kit Nightingale. Black Earwax exclaims in Morporkian: I'd like to vote too! ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Member of the Apex Club, Bunny Saviour Black Earwax the Witch, Kinky Shopper, a member of Trials! Mistress Faycia the Witch, Uncobbled Wee Fole von Bruxa the Witch, Accidentally Accidental, Catchy Rescuer, the leader of Trials! GlasRhosyn Somniac the Witch, Stone Donor Mistress Kit Nightingale the Witch, ~*Now Off Duty!*~, Member of the Apex Club, Flower Powered Tiny Lidia the Archangel of the Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle, the Fourth Level Wizard, TAXI - OFF DUTY, Kinky Shopper Young Lilian the Witch, Member of the Apex Club, Natty Dresser Lotte From Heaven the Witch, Actor Advisor Black Lyna Earlywine the Witch, OFF DUTY HAG, Member of the Apex Club, Future Diviner Mono Demonwright of Mrs. Widgery's Lodgers, the Fifth Level Wizard, Taxi Young Nell al'Nighter the Witch, Idling N00bie, Member of the Apex Club, Crossbow Caretaker Young Nut D'Spicey the Witch, Life Preserver, a member of Trials! Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna the Witch, OFF DUTY HAG, Bored of the Ring Mr Tempus Plavalaguna of the Venerable Council of Seers, the Fourth Level Wizard, The Destroyer of Words Miss Tohya StompyWitch the Witch, On Cold Wings, Abuser of Bugs, a member of Trials! Touchstone (Creator) the Witch, Master Arrrtificer, Tomb Raider Silent Vryl Nightingale the Knowledgeable First Storey Man, Seasoned Explorer ----------------------> There are nineteen people here. <--------------------- Young Nell al'Nighter gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a flat paper box. Young Phoibe arrives from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Mono Demonwright in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Young Phoibe huggles Silent Vryl Nightingale. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to Mono Demonwright. Wee Fole von Bruxa juggles around her stuff and fumbles a flat paper box. Mr Rollebon, Dariana Womblesworth and Geryon Womblesworth arrive from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Mono Demonwright. Young Phoibe gets four large round stones and a small round stone from a pocket in a hunter's pack. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna scribbles HELP ME on the paper Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from a fallow field. Young Nell al'Nighter wombles around someone happily. Young Phoibe puts the large round stone up to her ear and listens intently. Mr Rollebon takes a long draw on his cigarette, tasting its fragrant smoke. Young Phoibe juggles around her stuff and fumbles a large round stone, a pair of white terry cloth knickers, a silver star keyring and a paper bag. Young Lilian gives a medium sized black bottle to Lotte From Heaven. Someone hugs Young Nell al'Nighter. Geryon Womblesworth bows to Mr Rollebon. Young Phoibe puts the small round stone in a pocket in the hunter's pack. Young Phoibe gets a large round stone from a fallow field. Silent Vryl Nightingale grins at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Wee Fole von Bruxa puts the flat paper box in Voting Box. The octarine shadow around the pair of white terry cloth knickers fades a little bit. An arrogant youth arrives from the west. Young Phoibe puts the large round stone in a pocket in the hunter's pack. Young Lilian leaves west. Lotte From Heaven puts the jet black crystal rose ring in a pocket in the hunter's pack. Geryon Womblesworth says to Mr Rollebon in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Any friend of Dar's is a friend of mine (Witches) Aleisha wisps: Wotcher You greet Rollebon, Dariana Womblesworth and Geryon Womblesworth. Tiny Lidia the Archangel cuddles Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Mistress Faycia drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. You see Mr Rollebon the Messenger Boy of the Klatchian Foreign Legion. He is a strapping young human lad. He obviously turned up for duty in a rather confused state this morning, as he is presently parading in his underwear. There is a sharp contrast between his darkly tanned arms and face, and the rest of his body, which is lily-white: Rollebon is evidently of Morporkian origin. Now however, he has been well and truly baked by the Klatchian sun. As he mumbles to himself about sand, you feel that you could probably sharpen your sword against his five o'clock shadow. He is in good shape. He is standing. Holding : a Klatchian steel sabre (left hand) and a smoking cigarette (right hand). Wearing : a pair of worn leather boots, a pair of starched white cotton underpants, a khaki cotton shirt, a dented copper breastplate, a large gourd, a knapsack, a beige cotton kepi, a club badge, a red badge and a pewter name tag. Carrying: a medium sized brown bottle. His purse is tinkling with coins. You see Dariana Womblesworth of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab, the Sixth Level Wizard. She is badly sunburnt. She is in good shape. She is standing. She has been scribbled upon by crayons. She has an Ephebian round shield floating around her. An elven aura seems to cling to her. Holding : a thief's dagger (left hand) and a thief's dagger (right hand). Wearing : a pair of black soft-soled boots, a pair of leather mesh gloves, a drab trench coat, a pointy wizard's hat and a pair of honey-coloured crystal acorn earrings. Carrying: a mounted pewter shield, a lightable torch and a personal disorganiser. Her purse is fit to burst! You see Geryon Womblesworth the Senior Wizard of Mrs. Widgery's Lodgers. He is a strapping young human lad. He has broad shoulders and a ready smile. He is in good shape. He is standing. His skin looks strangely mineral-like. He has Beer Belly floating around him. Wearing : a pair of black soft-soled boots, a black leather frock-coat, a blue wizard's pointy hat, a gold ring, five emerald rings, an emerald earring and a silver tree of life ring. Carrying: a pair of sturdy black grflx leather gloves, a grotty old potato sack and a mounted pewter shield. His purse is bulging with coins. Young Phoibe huggles Geryon Womblesworth. (Witches) Kit wisps: final reminder...but you are all doing great anyways it seems...please remove spamming items etc like clothes and jewellry and be so kind as to check your friends have too....thank you....much love and kisses ...Ze Kit XXX Geryon Womblesworth bingles happily at you. Dariana Womblesworth smiles at you. Someone snuggles up to Wee Fole von Bruxa affectionately. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna huggles Geryon Womblesworth. Lotte From Heaven wuffles Geryon Womblesworth affectionately. Rollebon smiles at you. The beautiful bouquet of camel dung reaches you as Rollebon exhales. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna wuffles Tiny Lidia the Archangel affectionately. Young Phoibe puts the large round stone up to her ear and listens intently. Someone smiles at Young Phoibe. Geryon Womblesworth hugs Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. (Witches) Kit wisps that she huggles you all Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna huggles Dariana Womblesworth. Geryon Womblesworth hugs Young Phoibe. Young Phoibe removes the silver snowflake bracelet. Lotte From Heaven puts the medium sized black bottle and the medium sized brown bottle in a pocket in the black silk backpack. Geryon Womblesworth hugs you. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Member of the Apex Club, Bunny Saviour Dariana Womblesworth of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab, the Sixth Level Wizard, There are twenty-two people here. <-------------------- Wee Fole von Bruxa hugs Geryon Womblesworth. A prissy teenager arrives from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. GlasRhosyn Somniac reads Morporkian Readme. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Black Earwax. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Geryon Womblesworth in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Geryon Womblesworth hugs Wee Fole von Bruxa. Mr Rollebon says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Hello! I am shent ash an official rreprreshentative of the Klatchian Forreign Legion. I think. Young Phoibe's eyes roll back into her head. Wee Fole von Bruxa juggles around her stuff and fumbles a flat paper box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to Geryon Womblesworth. Cheeky stands up. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Geryon Womblesworth. Young Lilian arrives from the west. Dariana Womblesworth's personal disorganiser turns on and flickers slightly before smoking and turning off. Mistress Kit Nightingale huggles Geryon Womblesworth. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from a fallow field. Cheeky bruises the prissy teenager's neck with her broomstick. The prissy teenager pokes Cheeky in the left foot but her pair of fur-lined brown leather boots absorbs some of the blow. Mistress Kit Nightingale hugs Young Lilian. Dariana Womblesworth puts the personal disorganiser into a pocket in the hunter's pack. Cheeky smashes the prissy teenager in the neck with her broomstick. Geryon Womblesworth exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: whee! all my fave witchies! Wee Fole von Bruxa puts the flat paper box in Voting Box. The beautiful bouquet of camel dung reaches you as Rollebon exhales. Cheeky smashes the prissy teenager in the neck with her broomstick. Young Lilian winks knowingly at the prissy teenager. Cheeky hits the prissy teenager hard in the neck with her broomstick. The arrogant youth leaves west. Geryon Womblesworth hugs Cheeky. Cheeky hits the prissy teenager hard in the neck with her broomstick. Young Phoibe drops the large round stone. Cheeky hits the prissy teenager hard in the neck with her broomstick. The prissy teenager shuffles nervously. Cheeky hugs Geryon Womblesworth. Young Phoibe puts two large round stones in a pocket in the hunter's pack. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna draws the jo from the staff harness into his left hand and right hand. Mr Rollebon sucks noisily on his cigarette. Young Lilian leaves west. Cheeky smashes the prissy teenager in the neck with her broomstick. Cheeky smashes the prissy teenager in the neck with her broomstick. Young Phoibe gets a large round stone from a fallow field. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna smashes the prissy teenager in the head with his jo. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna smashes the prissy teenager in the head with his jo. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna dealt the death blow to the prissy teenager. The prissy teenager looks more determined. Lotte From Heaven puts the small waxed paper packet in a pocket in the black silk backpack. (Witches) Earwax wisps: Arrrgh.... Why can I not get some voting papers? Young Phoibe gets a cured lion tail from a pocket in a hunter's pack. Black Lyna Earlywine bings happily at Geryon Womblesworth. Geryon Womblesworth cheers enthusiastically at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at Geryon Womblesworth. The swarm of fireflies buzzes off. Geryon Womblesworth high fives Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Member of the Apex Club, Bunny Saviour Dariana Womblesworth of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab, the Sixth Level Wizard, There are twenty-two people here. <-------------------- Black Earwax offers to give a medium sized clear bottle to Geryon Womblesworth. Geryon Womblesworth hugs Black Lyna Earlywine. Young Phoibe puts the large round stone up to her ear and listens intently. The beautiful bouquet of camel dung reaches you as Rollebon exhales. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Dariana Womblesworth in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Lotte From Heaven squeezes Geryon Womblesworth fondly. Silent Vryl Nightingale mutters under his breath about showing off at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Black Earwax. Black Earwax nudges Geryon Womblesworth. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to Dariana Womblesworth. Young Lilian arrives from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Dariana Womblesworth. Wee Fole von Bruxa grins at Mono Demonwright. Cheeky huggles Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Geryon Womblesworth says to Black Earwax in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: No thank you, I'm cutting down on scumble Mr Tempus Plavalaguna wuffles Geryon Womblesworth affectionately. There is the faintest of sounds, as of a gnat yawning, then a WHOOSH sound. Suddenly there is pandemonium as Wicked Frazyl arrives on her broomstick from somewhere above and barrels into you, almost knocking you to the ground. She apologises sheepishly. Mistress Kit Nightingale beams at Young Lilian. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Mono Demonwright. Mono Demonwright puts down an old staff from his left hand and right hand. Mono Demonwright holds a quill in his left hand. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna tips his jo at Silent Vryl Nightingale stylishly. Mono Demonwright puts the old staff in the staff harness. Wee Fole von Bruxa asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Any witches without a voting pack? Lotte From Heaven drops two soil-encrusted pitchforks. Mr Rollebon masquerades as a giant TM and runs around the room. Mistress Kit Nightingale winks at Young Lilian. Young Lilian tastes the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Cheeky ponders scumble. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna bingles happily at Mono Demonwright. Lotte From Heaven buries two soil-encrusted pitchforks deep within the ground. Young Phoibe thanks Young Lilian for the ot.pe tm!. Black Lyna Earlywine bows witchily to Wicked Frazyl. Black Earwax exclaims in Morporkian: ME!!!!! The swarm of fireflies buzzes off. The beautiful bouquet of camel dung reaches you as Rollebon exhales. Young Lilian giggles at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Wicked Frazyl sits down. Dariana Womblesworth sheathes two thief's daggers in the pair of black soft-soled boots. Mistress Kit Nightingale drinks a tablespoon of vodka from the medium sized clear bottle. Young Lilian's face goes blank. You feel a strong craving for raspberry jam. Wicked Frazyl bows. You notice that the smell of raspberry jam lies like a heavy blanket around you. Cheeky raises her eyebrows. Mr Rollebon sucks noisily on his cigarette. Black Earwax raises a hand A swarm of fireflies arrives and circles around Young Lilian. Cheeky raises her hand. Black Earwax says in Morporkian: I don't have a voting box Mr Rollebon sucks noisily on his cigarette. | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has &-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a freezing cold secundus autumn's morning with almost no wind and many puffy clouds. There is one obvious exit: west. A swarm of fireflies is buzzing around, Meep? the giant fruitbat is flying above the ground here, Geryon Womblesworth is gawking like a tourist, Young Lilian, Dariana Womblesworth, Mr Rollebon, Young Phoibe, Mono Demonwright, Cheeky, Black Lyna Earlywine, Black Earwax, Young Nell al'Nighter, Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna, Wee Fole von Bruxa, Touchstone, Mistress Faycia, Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Mr Tempus Plavalaguna, Lotte From Heaven, GlasRhosyn Somniac, Tiny Lidia the Archangel and Unlucky Charlie are standing here and Wicked Frazyl, Bluius Lamont, Silent Vryl Nightingale and Mistress Kit Nightingale are sitting here. Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater and Morporkian Readme, Agatean Readme, Djelian Readme, four cured toffee apples, a pair of white terry cloth knickers, a silver star keyring, a paper bag and the corpse of a prissy teenager are on the ground. Black Earwax stares intently into space for a bit. Geryon Womblesworth laughs at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Lilian and the swarm of fireflies leave west. Mr Rollebon draws on his cigarette, pauses for a moment, and then blows a large lazy smoke ring. Mistress Kit Nightingale winks at Geryon Womblesworth. Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: i don't have one either...must be somewere here... Mistress Kit Nightingale grins. The beautiful bouquet of camel dung reaches you as Rollebon exhales. Young Lilian and a swarm of fireflies arrive from the west. Mono Demonwright nods at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Sacha emerges from a thaumic door which appears in midair. Young Phoibe huggles someone. Mistress Kit Nightingale buries the corpse of a prissy teenager deep within the ground. Young Lilian drops one handful of bat guano. You greet Sacha. You see Sacha of the Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle, the First Level Wizard. She is a strapping young human lass. She thinks about chocolate mousse, strawberries and cream, chicken and leek pies, roast lamb, seafood pasta. In other words, this is your typical wizard. She is in good shape. She is standing. Her features have been artfully enhanced with shimmering pearl eyeshadow, a touch of ivory blusher and a dash of warm honey lipstick. Wearing : a pair of patent leather kid boots, a pair of cream opera length gloves, an olive green brushed silk dress, a black backpack, a pointy wizard's hat, two club badges and a silver rose pin. Carrying: an old staff. Her purse is tinkling with coins. Sacha says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: wotcher Lotte From Heaven gets a delightfully decorated box from a pocket in a black silk backpack. Young Lilian gets a book of cigarette papers from a pocket in a large satchel between opening and closing it. Cheeky says in Ephebian with a Lancrastian accent: Zhipsimea. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gets a pair of iron gauntlets from a pocket in a black silk backpack. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna wears a pair of iron gauntlets. Young Lilian tears a cigarette paper from the book of cigarette papers. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna leaves west. Young Lilian gets one handful of bat guano from a fallow field. Lotte From Heaven puts the delightfully decorated box in a pocket in the black silk backpack. Dariana Womblesworth taps Lotte From Heaven on the shoulder. | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has *-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a freezing cold secundus autumn's morning with almost no wind and many puffy clouds. There is one obvious exit: west. Geryon Womblesworth is gawking like a tourist, a swarm of fireflies is buzzing around, Meep? the giant fruitbat is flying above the ground here, Wicked Frazyl, Bluius Lamont, Silent Vryl Nightingale and Mistress Kit Nightingale are sitting here and Sacha, Young Lilian, Dariana Womblesworth, Mr Rollebon, Young Phoibe, Mono Demonwright, Cheeky, Black Lyna Earlywine, Black Earwax, Young Nell al'Nighter, Wee Fole von Bruxa, Touchstone, Mistress Faycia, Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Mr Tempus Plavalaguna, Lotte From Heaven, GlasRhosyn Somniac, Tiny Lidia the Archangel and Unlucky Charlie are standing here. Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater and Morporkian Readme, Agatean Readme, Djelian Readme, four cured toffee apples, a pair of white terry cloth knickers, a silver star keyring and a paper bag are on the ground. A stream of expletives drifts down from above with Aelyn Somniac riding a broom hot on its heels. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, Basketcase, a member of Trials! (Playtester) Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Member of the Apex Club, Bunny Saviour Dariana Womblesworth of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab, the Sixth Level Wizard, There are twenty-five people here. <-------------------- Aelyn Somniac wipes her brow and goes: PHEW! Mistress Kit Nightingale asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: who hash drropped a shilverr shtarr keyrrin'? Young Phoibe gets a pair of white terry cloth knickers from a fallow field. Lotte From Heaven huggles Dariana Womblesworth. Geryon Womblesworth hugs Aelyn Somniac. Young Phoibe puts the pair of white terry cloth knickers in a pocket in the hunter's pack. Young Lilian rolls a cigarette. The beautiful bouquet of camel dung reaches you as Rollebon exhales. Mr Rollebon smiles at Silent Vryl Nightingale. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna arrives from the west. An arrogant youth arrives from the west. Dariana Womblesworth smiles at Lotte From Heaven. Mr Rollebon draws on his cigarette, pauses for a moment, and then blows a large lazy smoke ring. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: and some white terry cloth knickers...oooer Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: probably me Wicked Frazyl looks sternly at her broomstick. Young Lilian rolls cigarette using paper and guano. Wicked Frazyl looks sternly at her broomstick. Young Phoibe gets a silver star keyring from a fallow field. Mistress Faycia says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: snot me Mistress Kit Nightingale blushes. Wicked Frazyl reads Djelian Readme. Sultana Keb Casaubon arrives from the west. Aelyn Somniac gives two bronze helms and Complicity to Black Earwax. Geryon Womblesworth smiles at someone. Young Phoibe puts the silver star keyring in a pocket in the hunter's pack. Sultana Keb Casaubon sobs quietly. Lotte From Heaven thanks Young Lilian. Cheeky tastes something with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. You smile at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Mistress Kit Nightingale nuzzles Silent Vryl Nightingale affectionately. You see Sultana Keb Casaubon the Witch. She is the lost Princess of a fairy Kingdom. She is a sturdy Lancre girl of 25 years with a faint sparkle of magic surrounding her. She has bright brown eyes, dimpled cheeks, and soft brown curls resting on her shoulders that catch the sunlight with a copper glow. There is a strawberry birthmark on the side of her right hand that seems to change color with the temperature and magical ambience. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice twenty-two warts upon her face. She has Faerie Lights neatly braided into her hair. She has Octarine Bauble floating around her. You cannot help but notice her squished and uplifted cleavage. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of high-heeled seaboots, an aquamarine gauze cape, a durable witch's long flowing crimson dress with gold edging, Book Bag, A Sparkling Tiara, a clockwork band, three club badges, Bat'leth Holder, Magic Belt, a moonstone ring and a dagger scabbard. Carrying: Star Sprinkles. Her purse is home to only moths! Aelyn Somniac gives a pair of iron gauntlets to Black Earwax. Young Phoibe drops two paper bags. Dariana Womblesworth reads Morporkian Readme. The beautiful bouquet of camel dung reaches you as Rollebon exhales. Young Phoibe buries three paper bags deep within the ground. Mr Rollebon salutes Sultana Keb Casaubon forgetfully. Young Lilian tears a cigarette paper from the book of cigarette papers. Black Earwax stares intently into space for a bit. Mistress Faycia drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Cheeky tastes something with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Someone fiddles with a mist bracelet. Mist spam turned OFF. Young Lilian rolls a cigarette. Young Phoibe puts the Poo-Bah Mirror in a pocket in the hunter's pack. Mono Demonwright reads Morporkian Readme. GlasRhosyn Somniac stares intently into space for a bit. Silent Vryl Nightingale kisses Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Lilian tears a cigarette paper from the book of cigarette papers. Young Lilian rolls a cigarette. Mr Rollebon takes a long draw on his cigarette, tasting its fragrant smoke. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, Basketcase, a member of Trials! (Playtester) Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Member of the Apex Club, Bunny Saviour Dariana Womblesworth of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab, the Sixth Level Wizard, There are twenty-seven people here. <------------------- Burberry Carpetsmith arrives from the west. Cheeky tastes something with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Silent Vryl Nightingale filches all your undies. Mistress Kit Nightingale gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Miss Tohya StompyWitch says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I'd lik to thank whoever is invis and turned their bracelet off :) The arrogant youth leaves west. Mistress Faycia thanks Young Lilian. Geryon Womblesworth hugs GlasRhosyn Somniac. Cheeky tastes something with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Young Lilian tears a cigarette paper from the book of cigarette papers. Young Lilian rolls a cigarette. The beautiful bouquet of camel dung reaches you as Rollebon exhales. Lotte From Heaven sobs on Mistress Kit Nightingale's shoulder. Young Nell al'Nighter stares intently into space for a bit. Sacha leaves west. Cheeky draws a deep breath. Mr Rollebon eeks at Silent Vryl Nightingale. GlasRhosyn Somniac wuffles Geryon Womblesworth affectionately. Cheeky sings in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Beshtiality shurre ish a fun thin' to do Cheeky sings in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: But I have to shay thish ash a warrnin' to you: Cheeky sings in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: With almosht all animalsh, you can have a ball Cheeky sings in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: But the hedgehog can neverr be buggerred at all. Burberry Carpetsmith, a swarm of fireflies and Unlucky Charlie tap-dance all over the place. | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has *-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a freezing cold secundus autumn's morning with almost no wind and many puffy clouds. There is one obvious exit: west. Geryon Womblesworth is gawking like a tourist, a swarm of fireflies is buzzing around, Meep? the giant fruitbat is flying above the ground here, Wicked Frazyl, Bluius Lamont, Silent Vryl Nightingale and Mistress Kit Nightingale are sitting here and Burberry Carpetsmith, Sultana Keb Casaubon, Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna, Aelyn Somniac, Young Lilian, Dariana Womblesworth, Mr Rollebon, Young Phoibe, Mono Demonwright, Cheeky, Black Lyna Earlywine, Black Earwax, Young Nell al'Nighter, Wee Fole von Bruxa, Touchstone, Mistress Faycia, Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Mr Tempus Plavalaguna, Lotte From Heaven, Neurotic Scylla, GlasRhosyn Somniac, Tiny Lidia the Archangel and Unlucky Charlie are standing here. Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater and Morporkian Readme, Agatean Readme, Djelian Readme and four cured toffee apples are on the ground. Cheeky stumbles and drops an orchard basket. Black Earwax gives Complicity to Aelyn Somniac. The shroud of mist slowly spirals back into Bluius's bracelet, and disappears from view. Bluius Lamont removes the swirling bracelet. Geryon Womblesworth laughs vyrl. Mistress Kit Nightingale comforts Lotte From Heaven. Burberry Carpetsmith, a swarm of fireflies and Unlucky Charlie dance the can-can, paying no heed to the risk of groinal strain. Mistress Faycia puts down a broomstick. Young Lilian tears a cigarette paper from the book of cigarette papers. Young Lilian rolls a cigarette. Black Lyna Earlywine laughs witchily. Young Phoibe reads Morporkian Readme. Cheeky sings in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The shpinesh on hish back arre too shharrp forr a man Cheeky sings in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: They'll give you a pain in the worrsht place they can Cheeky sings in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The rreshult I think you'll find will appall: Cheeky sings in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The hedgehog can neverr be buggerred at all! Burberry Carpetsmith, a swarm of fireflies and Unlucky Charlie polka with reckless abandon. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Young Lilian. Mono Demonwright stares intently into space for a bit. Burberry Carpetsmith, a swarm of fireflies and Unlucky Charlie dance the mamouschka, feet ablur and spinning in all directions at once. GlasRhosyn Somniac stares intently into space for a bit. Aelyn Somniac gives a midnight black dragonhide gown to Black Earwax. Black Earwax leaves west. Burberry Carpetsmith, a swarm of fireflies and Unlucky Charlie dance the mamouschka, feet ablur and spinning in all directions at once. Mono Demonwright gets a title changer from a pocket in a small shoulder pouch between opening and closing it. Mono Demonwright fiddles with the title changer. Mono Demonwright opens a pocket in the small shoulder pouch. Mono Demonwright puts the title changer in a pocket in the small shoulder pouch. Mono Demonwright closes a pocket in the small shoulder pouch. Mistress Faycia holds a cigarette in her left hand. Cheeky sings in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Mountin' a horrshe can often be fun Cheeky sings in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: An elephant too; though he weighsh half a ton Cheeky sings in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Even a moushe (though hish hole ish quite shmall) Cheeky sings in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: But the hedgehog can neverr be buggerred at all. Burberry Carpetsmith, a swarm of fireflies and Unlucky Charlie polka with reckless abandon. Young Nell al'Nighter giggles at Cheeky. Aelyn Somniac shushes Cheeky. Wee Fole von Bruxa nods at Lotte From Heaven. Burberry Carpetsmith, a swarm of fireflies and Unlucky Charlie polka with reckless abandon. Cheeky wheezes. Mistress Kit Nightingale drops the medium sized black bottle and the medium sized clear bottle. Young Lilian tears a cigarette paper from the book of cigarette papers. Young Lilian rolls a cigarette. Lune Casaubon arrives from the west. Cheeky asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: shorrrry, have we shtarrted? Cheeky blushes. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: help yourselves to a nip of drinkies Lune Casaubon greets Sultana Keb Casaubon. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles. The beautiful bouquet of camel dung reaches you as Rollebon exhales. Cheeky trips up. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna giggles at Cheeky. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Cheeky. Young Lilian tears a cigarette paper from the book of cigarette papers. Young Lilian rolls a cigarette. Sultana Keb Casaubon hugs Lune Casaubon. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Lotte From Heaven in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Mr Rollebon drops the cigarette butt. Aelyn Somniac coughs loudly. Mistress Faycia holds a medium sized black bottle in her right hand. Cheeky hiccups. Cinedex arrives from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to Lotte From Heaven. Cinedex thanks Lune Casaubon. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, Basketcase, a member of Trials! (Playtester) Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Member of the Apex Club, Bunny Saviour Cinedex the Graduating Assassin of Black Widow House, Very, Very, Kinky Shopper Dariana Womblesworth of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab, the Sixth Level Wizard, There are twenty-eight people here. <------------------- Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Lotte From Heaven. Sultana Keb Casaubon sobs quietly. You greet Cinedex. Lotte From Heaven thanks Wee Fole von Bruxa. Young Lilian tears a cigarette paper from the book of cigarette papers, leaving it empty. Young Lilian rolls a cigarette. You see Cinedex the Graduating Assassin of Black Widow House. She is a strapping young human lass. Cinedex is adorned with tasteful tattoos and bits of wood, metal, and bone pierced through her tender flesh. She's so thin, when she stands sideways you think she's gone. She is in good shape. She is standing. She has a small label stuck on her. She is surrounded by a soft yellow glow. Wearing : a pair of black soft-soled boots, a pair of black silk trousers, a black mail hauberk, a black backpack, a small white mouse, a sturdy bowler hat, a knife belt and a yellow stone ring. Carrying: a cigarette. Her purse is fit to burst! Young Phoibe asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: where are the voting packs? Wee Fole von Bruxa nudges Sultana Keb Casaubon. Mistress Faycia comforts Sultana Keb Casaubon. The beautiful bouquet of camel dung reaches you as Rollebon exhales. Wee Fole von Bruxa says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: i have them Young Lilian rolls cigarette using paper and guano. Young Lilian drops the book of cigarette papers. Cinedex follows Lune Casaubon. Cinedex comforts Sultana Keb Casaubon. Lotte From Heaven ruffles Geryon Womblesworth's hair. Young Lilian buries a book of cigarette papers deep within the ground. Lune Casaubon ponders at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Burberry Carpetsmith leaves west. Young Lilian drops many pinches of bat guano. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna nodnods at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Young Nell al'Nighter shakes her broomstick vigorously. Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: may i have one pwease :P Geryon Womblesworth eyes Lotte From Heaven over. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Hags, hennes, visitors, the Lancre Witch Trials 2006 will be starting very shortly! Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Young Phoibe in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Lune Casaubon agrees with Cinedex wholeheartedly. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, Basketcase, a member of Trials! (Playtester) Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Member of the Apex Club, Bunny Saviour Cinedex the Graduating Assassin of Black Widow House, Very, Very, Kinky Shopper Dariana Womblesworth of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab, the Sixth Level Wizard, There are twenty-seven people here. <------------------- Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Young Phoibe. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna wuffles Young Phoibe affectionately. Bluius Lamont cheers enthusiastically. Sultana Keb Casaubon gets a large round stone from a pocket in Book Bag. Tiny Lidia the Archangel squeaks happily. Tiny Lidia the Archangel eats bat guano. Young Phoibe thanks Wee Fole von Bruxa. Black Lyna Earlywine puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand. Black Lyna Earlywine holds a quill in her left hand. Geryon Womblesworth says to Lotte From Heaven in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: thou shalt not ruffle the hair of thine elders Mistress Kit Nightingale beams at Silent Vryl Nightingale. The morning sun disappears behind a cloud. Cheeky trips up. Rollebon leaves the game. Young Phoibe licks Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Geryon Womblesworth tickles Lotte From Heaven. Sultana Keb Casaubon gets a large round stone from a pocket in Book Bag. Cinedex removes the small white mouse. Cinedex puts the small white mouse in a pocket in the black backpack. Tiny Lidia the Archangel fluffs Mr Tempus Plavalaguna slightly. Wee Fole von Bruxa asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: any witches without a voting pack? Sultana Keb Casaubon puts the large round stone in a pocket in Book Bag. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna nods happily at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Please make sure you read the readmes, especially regarding Emergency Crash Procedures, and Voting! Black Earwax and a swarm of fireflies arrive from the west. Silent Vryl Nightingale hugs Mistress Kit Nightingale. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Tiny Lidia the Archangel. Lotte From Heaven meeps at Geryon Womblesworth. Cheeky staggers around. Cheeky raises her hand. Geryon Womblesworth greets Tiny Lidia the Archangel. GlasRhosyn Somniac cackles at Geryon Womblesworth. You emote: Young Nut D'Spicey has the door gifts - if any witch doesn't have a door gift, please give me a tell; they're black packs with presents in. Mistress Kit Nightingale grins at Silent Vryl Nightingale. Aelyn Somniac gives two black silk backpacks to you. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. There is the faintest of sounds, as of a gnat yawning, then a WHOOSH sound. Suddenly there is pandemonium as Aunty Blarka the Relic arrives on her broomstick from somewhere above and barrels into you, almost knocking you to the ground. She apologises sheepishly. Lotte From Heaven sobs on Geryon Womblesworth's shoulder. Black Earwax puts the pair of iron gauntlets in a pocket in the large backpack. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna chuckles at Young Lilian. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Cheeky in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe arrives from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to Cheeky. There is a sudden white flash around Dariana Womblesworth. You greet Aunty Blarka the Relic. Black Lyna Earlywine bows witchily to Aunty Blarka the Relic. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Cheeky. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Uberwaldean with a Lancrastian accent: Zyevokzaszovki! Szto'ra YA zreszka? You see Aunty Blarka the Relic the Witch. It would be beneficial to call her Aunty Blarka. And to say please. She is plump, nosy and given to the odd whinge. She doesn't hold with much these days, particularly things involving prying strangers. She mutters to herself as you avert your eyes. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice nineteen warts upon her face. She has a flatiron floating around her. She is sooty all over, like a chimneysweep on extra duty. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of hobnailed boots, a pair of startlingly red long johns, a pale grey flannel shirt, a stylish black bag, a durable tartan scarf, a witch's pointy hat, a red badge and a club badge. Carrying: a tube of sticky glue, a medium sized blue bottle and a medium sized black bottle. Her purse is bulging with coins. You give a black silk backpack to Sultana Keb Casaubon. You give a black silk backpack to Aunty Blarka the Relic. Keb Casaubon thanks you. Aelyn Somniac gets a pair of black leather gloves, Eternal Light and a flat cap from a pocket in Cheveril. Young Lilian sheathes the steel dagger in Spicerack. Young Lilian sheathes Knitting Needle in Spicerack. Lune Casaubon nods at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Aelyn Somniac gives a pair of black leather gloves, a flat cap and Eternal Light to Black Earwax. You smile at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Cheeky beeps happily at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Black Earwax puts the pair of black leather gloves, the flat cap and Eternal Light in a pocket in the large backpack. Sultana Keb Casaubon murmurs quietly to the large round stone. Sultana Keb Casaubon twirls the large round stone on her finger. Mistress Kit Nightingale gets Hard Hat from a pocket in a black backpack. Sultana Keb Casaubon murmurs quietly to the large round stone. GlasRhosyn Somniac removes the pair of black leather gloves. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe smiles. Young Lilian asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Where's Nimue? Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: It's alright everyone, Aunty Blarka is here, you can start the Trials now. GlasRhosyn Somniac puts the pair of black leather gloves in a pocket in the black silk backpack. Lotte From Heaven says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I don't have a readme Mistress Kit Nightingale gives Hard Hat to Young Phoibe. You give a black silk backpack to Wicked Frazyl. Tiny Lidia the Archangel fishes around in her pockets for a pear. Black Earwax gives a medium sized clear bottle to Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe. You smile at Wicked Frazyl. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: If we're ready, I'd really appreciate it if we could all settle down! Mr Tempus Plavalaguna pokes Aunty Blarka the Relic in the nose. You see Wicked Frazyl the Witch. She is just a harmless little young lady, and skinny besides. Her movements have a stange grace-like efficiency and precision. She peers intensely at the many things around her that perks her interest. Her dark eyes shine forth as the sun seen from the depths of the ocean, with green and blue waves mingling and parting to the rythm of her breath. She is in good shape. She is sitting. You can't help but notice sixteen warts upon her face. She has a black rose neatly braided into her hair. She has a rolling pin floating around her. The air around Wicked Frazyl is strangely detrotsid. There is a soft glow of beauty to her features. She appears to have fangs. You cannot help but notice her squished and uplifted cleavage. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of blackened klatchian steel boots, a pair of blackened klatchian steel plate gloves and a khaki travelling cloak. Carrying: a black silk backpack and a hessian sack. Her purse is bulging with coins. Frazyl thanks you. Young Phoibe giggles lightly. Mono Demonwright says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Readme is on the ground Mistress Kit Nightingale hugs Young Phoibe. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Especially since Aunty Blarka is here! Young Phoibe wears Hard Hat. Aelyn Somniac winks. Sultana Keb Casaubon talks quietly with a point in space somewhere beyond your navel. Cheeky trips up. Young Phoibe leaves west. Sultana Keb Casaubon talks quietly with a point in space somewhere next to your right elbow. Dariana Womblesworth sits down. Sultana Keb Casaubon talks softly with a point in space somewhere beyond your left big toe. Sultana Keb Casaubon chats animatedly with a point in space somewhere beyond your left ear. You give a black silk backpack to Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe. Geryon Womblesworth laughs at Aelyn Somniac. Aunty Blarka the Relic nods approvingly at Aelyn Somniac. Cheeky sits down. Sultana Keb Casaubon talks intently with a point in space somewhere beside your head. You see Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice sixteen warts upon her face. She has a purple violet and a red rose neatly braided into her hair. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of hobnailed boots, a pair of steel greaves, a pair of steel vambraces, a pair of midnight black spider silk leggings, a Guild of Bandits' tabard, an antique black dress, an iron breastplate, a black backpack, Huet, a dagger scabbard, two gold hoop earrings, a gold bracelet, a silver necklace, a small crystal, a brass ring, a moon pendant, a shell necklace, Ouge, two pearl bracelets, two club badges, a wedding ring, a burgundy dragonhide belt and a silver charm bracelet. Carrying: a black silk backpack, a medium sized clear bottle, a broomstick keyring, a ruby boot charm, Gizmo's Kralle, a Discworld map and a frying pan. Her purse is tinkling with coins. Mono Demonwright sits down. Lotte From Heaven gets Morporkian Readme from a fallow field. Lotte From Heaven reads Morporkian Readme. Cheeky sits on Geryon Womblesworth's shoulder. | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has &-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a freezing cold secundus autumn's morning with almost no wind and many puffy clouds. There is one obvious exit: west. Two swarms of fireflies are buzzing around, Aunty Blarka the Relic is disapproving of everything, Meep? the giant fruitbat is flying above the ground here, Mr Tempus Plavalaguna is leaning on his wifey, Geryon Womblesworth is gawking like a tourist, Wicked Frazyl, Dariana Womblesworth, Mono Demonwright, Cheeky, Bluius Lamont, Silent Vryl Nightingale and Mistress Kit Nightingale are sitting here and Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe, Black Earwax, Cinedex, Lune Casaubon, Sultana Keb Casaubon, Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna, Aelyn Somniac, Young Lilian, Black Lyna Earlywine, Young Nell al'Nighter, Wee Fole von Bruxa, Touchstone, Mistress Faycia, Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Lotte From Heaven, GlasRhosyn Somniac, Tiny Lidia the Archangel and Unlucky Charlie are standing here. Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater and Agatean Readme, Djelian Readme, four cured toffee apples, a medium sized black bottle, a medium sized clear bottle and a cigarette butt are on the ground. Young Nell al'Nighter sits down. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Cheeky. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Tiny Lidia the Archangel fishes around in her pockets for a watermelon. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Sultana Keb Casaubon talks softly with a point in space somewhere behind your left ear. Geryon Womblesworth pets Cheeky. Cheeky staggers around. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe. Young Lilian tastes the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Sultana Keb Casaubon talks quietly with a point in space somewhere beyond your left big toe. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, Basketcase, a member of Trials! (Playtester) Aunty Blarka the Relic the Witch, Whining Old Hag, Member of the Apex Club, Wine Connoisseur Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts (Idle: 2) Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Member of the Apex Club, Bunny Saviour Cinedex the Graduating Assassin of Black Widow House, Very, Very, Kinky Shopper Dariana Womblesworth of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab, the Sixth Level Wizard, There are twenty-eight people here. <------------------- Lotte From Heaven drops Morporkian Readme. Sultana Keb Casaubon talks quietly with a point in space somewhere behind your head. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe. Mistress Kit Nightingale huggles Lotte From Heaven. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Alright - are we all ready? Read the readmes, got a door gift if you're an early arriving witch and got your heads round how to vote? Lotte From Heaven reads Morporkian Readme. Mistress Kit Nightingale wombles around Lotte From Heaven happily. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Lune Casaubon grins at Cinedex. Cheeky reads Morporkian Readme. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna reads Morporkian Readme. Mistress Faycia reads Morporkian Readme, Djelian Readme and Agatean Readme. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I have no idea how to vote. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Cinedex in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Silent Vryl Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: i dont have a door gift Dariana Womblesworth holds a quill in her left hand. Sultana Keb Casaubon leaves west. Silent Vryl Nightingale sulks in the corner. Silent Vryl Nightingale grins. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to someone. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles at Silent Vryl Nightingale. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe holds Gizmo's Kralle in her right hand. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe holds a broomstick in her left hand. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to someone. Mistress Kit Nightingale comforts Silent Vryl Nightingale. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe opens a pocket in the black backpack. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe puts the Discworld map in a pocket in the black backpack. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe closes a pocket in the black backpack. Aunty Blarka the Relic nods at Aelyn Somniac. GlasRhosyn Somniac puts the keyring in a pocket in the black silk backpack. Silent Vryl Nightingale licks Mistress Kit Nightingale. Geryon Womblesworth says to Silent Vryl Nightingale in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: doors make terrible gifts Aunty Blarka the Relic reads Morporkian Readme. Cinedex thanks Wee Fole von Bruxa. Mistress Kit Nightingale kisses Silent Vryl Nightingale's cheek. GlasRhosyn Somniac wuffles Silent Vryl Nightingale affectionately. Young Phoibe arrives from the west. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Anyone with a voting pack not clear on how to vote? Silent Vryl Nightingale holds Mistress Kit Nightingale's hand. Young Lilian gets a cured toffee apple from a fallow field. Young Lilian eats a piece of the cured toffee apple. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna stares intently into space for a bit. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Mistress Kit Nightingale laughs at Geryon Womblesworth. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna kisses Silent Vryl Nightingale's nose. Young Lilian eats a piece of the cured toffee apple. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a flat paper box from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Young Lilian eats the last of the cured toffee apple. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Wicked Frazyl in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe smiles at Black Earwax. Geryon Womblesworth wears a pair of sturdy black grflx leather gloves. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to Wicked Frazyl. Miss Tohya StompyWitch and Wee Fole von Bruxa leave west. Mistress Kit Nightingale does a drumroll. K'tisssh! Geryon Womblesworth puts the mounted pewter shield in a pocket in the black backpack. Cheeky says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: You cannot eat a quill. :( Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna holds a quill in her left hand. Young Lilian tastes the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Lune Casaubon pats Cheeky on the head. Aunty Blarka the Relic gets a quill from a pocket in a stylish black bag. Young Nell al'Nighter puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand. Young Nell al'Nighter holds a quill in her left hand. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: No? Okay then - We're starting these Trials about NOW! GlasRhosyn Somniac stares intently into space for a bit. Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically. Dariana Womblesworth claps her hands. Lotte From Heaven gets a cured toffee apple from a fallow field. Lotte From Heaven eats a piece of the cured toffee apple. Aunty Blarka the Relic says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I do not seem to have a pack. Lotte From Heaven eats a piece of the cured toffee apple. Lotte From Heaven eats the last of the cured toffee apple. Lotte From Heaven eats a piece of one of the cured toffee apples. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe reads Morporkian Readme. Mistress Kit Nightingale huggles Young Phoibe. Young Phoibe thanks Mistress Kit Nightingale. Aelyn Somniac whispers to Aunty Blarka the Relic. Cinedex smiles as a HUSH falls over the crowd... Aunty Blarka the Relic nods. Mono Demonwright peers at Young Lilian. Black Earwax stares intently into space for a bit. Black Lyna Earlywine apologises to Young Lilian. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Right, first up, hags and hennes, we have the Freestyle category, with tricks with 3 stages or less. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Young Lilian. Wicked Frazyl gets a delightfully decorated box from a pocket in a black silk backpack. There is a sudden white flash around Geryon Womblesworth. Lune Casaubon looms quietly in the shadows. Miss Tohya StompyWitch and Wee Fole von Bruxa arrive from the west. Young Lilian masquerades as a giant peek TM and runs around the room. Young Nell al'Nighter grins at Young Lilian. Mistress Kit Nightingale nodnods at Young Phoibe. Wee Fole von Bruxa stops following Miss Tohya StompyWitch. The morning sun peeks out from behind a cloud. Wee Fole von Bruxa grins at Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Young Phoibe puts two large round stones in a pocket in the hunter's pack. The swarm of fireflies buzzes off. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to Wicked Frazyl. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, Basketcase, a member of Trials! (Playtester) Aunty Blarka the Relic the Witch, Whining Old Hag, Member of the Apex Club, Wine Connoisseur Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Member of the Apex Club, Bunny Saviour Cinedex the Graduating Assassin of Black Widow House, Very, Very, Kinky Shopper Dariana Womblesworth of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab, the Sixth Level Wizard, There are twenty-eight people here. <------------------- Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: First to perform in this category: Senarobin's Wunderkind Mythical Army! Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Wicked Frazyl. Lidia has reconnected. Mono Demonwright grins at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Young Lilian tastes the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically. Young Phoibe puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand. Young Phoibe holds a quill in her left hand. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe reads Morporkian Readme. Geryon Womblesworth meeps at Dariana Womblesworth. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: (Unfortunately, she can't make it, so Phoibe will be performing instead. Pretend it's Senarobin.) GlasRhosyn Somniac gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a flat paper box. Aelyn Somniac winks. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I hope I'm not tipshy Young Lilian staggers around. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a flat paper box to Aunty Blarka the Relic. Aunty Blarka the Relic thanks Wee Fole von Bruxa. Lotte From Heaven puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand. Lotte From Heaven holds a quill in her left hand. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets a quill from Voting Box. Wee Fole von Bruxa says to Aunty Blarka the Relic in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The grey paper is for the first set of tricks, 3 stages or less, the black paper is for the 4 stage or more and the lovely red for the valentine tricks, please write your vote on the correct paper along with your name in a fluet language and place them in the voting box after ever category. (Witches) Aleisha wisps: Something is going to jappen? Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe opens a pocket in the black backpack. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe puts the broomstick keyring in a pocket in the black backpack. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe closes a pocket in the black backpack. Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Hi! I'm SenaRobin, really :P Geryon Womblesworth says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: heya lidia Wee Fole von Bruxa gives a quill to Aunty Blarka the Relic. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe removes the black backpack. Miss Tohya StompyWitch gives a quill to Wee Fole von Bruxa. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe hefts a black backpack to see how much it weighs. (Witches) Aleisha wisps: happen that is Wee Fole von Bruxa thanks Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe wears a black backpack. Wee Fole von Bruxa puts the quill in Voting Box. Aelyn Somniac pokes Young Phoibe. Wee Fole von Bruxa gives two large round stones to Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Miss Tohya StompyWitch puts two large round stones up to her ear and listens intently. Silent Vryl Nightingale nods at Mistress Kit Nightingale. You whisper into the pointy black hat. (Witches) Nut wisps: Yup, get yourself to Lancre Town! Miss Tohya StompyWitch nodnods at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Wee Fole von Bruxa puts two small amethyst crystals in a pocket in the midnight black ambiguous puzumaskin cloak. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Aelyn Somniac pokes Young Phoibe. Wee Fole von Bruxa thanks Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Tiny Lidia the Archangel thanks Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. (Witches) Aleisha wisps: Ok.. on my way Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Phoibe? Care to perform Senarobin's trick? Wicked Frazyl puts the delightfully decorated box in a pocket in the black silk backpack. Silent Vryl Nightingale holds a quill in his left hand. You whisper into the pointy black hat. (Witches) Nut wisps: If you can fly, fly to me - if not then talk to Lidia who will come and get you. This goes for anywitch not already here. Mistress Kit Nightingale applauds Phoibe aka Senarobin (Witches) Lilian wisps: Fly to Charlie! Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: yes yes. Wicked Frazyl gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Young Phoibe smiles sweetly. Geryon Womblesworth encourages Young Phoibe. (Witches) Blarka wisps: There isn't much landing space. Everyone here is very fat. Wicked Frazyl puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand. Wicked Frazyl holds a quill in her left hand. Young Phoibe swings a lions tale in a circle chanting, you think you hear her ask for Aslan to come to her aid against you. Young Phoibe seems to have conjured a huge lion out of the lions tail. Sultana Keb Casaubon arrives from the west. Young Lilian tastes the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Mythical Creatures you though never existed appear out of the darkness dancing and cry: In the name of Aslan we aid thee Our Young Phoibe. (Witches) Aleisha wisps: It more likely i might just crash into someone Wee Fole von Bruxa says Does everyone with a voting pack have a quill? (Witches) Cheeky wisps: i'm not fat ::( The Mythical army marches towards you with Phoibe as their leader. Mistress Faycia drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: And that was Senarobin's trick - Wunderkind Mythical Army. Wicked Frazyl stops following Geryon Womblesworth. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically. Miss Tohya StompyWitch gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. You notice Cinedex nearby. Cinedex cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe sheathes Gizmo's Kralle in the dagger scabbard. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe puts down a broomstick from her left hand. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe holds a broomstick in her left hand and right hand. Young Phoibe bows as SenaRobin. Young Nell al'Nighter claps at Young Phoibe wholeheartedly. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically. Young Lilian trips up. Aunty Blarka the Relic looks around for some rotten fruit to throw. Sultana Keb Casaubon gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds wholeheartedly. Geryon Womblesworth cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. The swarm of fireflies buzzes off. Silent Vryl Nightingale woos. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe opens a pocket in the black backpack. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe puts the ruby boot charm in a pocket in the black backpack. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe closes a pocket in the black backpack. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Young Phoibe sits down. Black Lyna Earlywine applauds wholeheartedly. Silent Vryl Nightingale low fives Young Phoibe. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically. Mistress Faycia claps her hands. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds Young Phoibe wholeheartedly. Young Lilian lights the badly-rolled cigarette. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Lotte From Heaven grins at Young Lilian. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian sucks noisily on her badly-rolled cigarette. Young Lilian peers at you through half-closed eyes. Young Lilian smiles dreamily and looks really calm. Young Lilian extinguishes the badly-rolled cigarette as she puts it down. Young Lilian starts to say something to you... forgets what it was and smiles goofily. GlasRhosyn Somniac chuckles at Young Lilian. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna taps his jo against his head in appreciation Mistress Kit Nightingale and Wee Fole von Bruxa gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: And next up, after Senarobin, we have Lilian! Black Earwax stares intently into space for a bit. Young Nell al'Nighter gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Bluius Lamont gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian curls up into a ball. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at Young Lilian. Mistress Kit Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. Dariana Womblesworth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Which one shhould I do? Lotte From Heaven cheers enthusiastically at Young Lilian. Mistress Kit Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. Young Nell al'Nighter claps her hands liliam. Mistress Kit Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. Black Earwax stares intently into space for a bit. Lotte From Heaven woos at Young Lilian. Young Lilian looks puzzled. Mistress Kit Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. (Witches) Punarina wisps: remember, you can 'gaze into ball' to see the trick after it's been cast - spam free! Aunty Blarka the Relic boos the next performance merrily. Mistress Kit Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. Mistress Kit Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Lilian, could you perform Fleabag? GlasRhosyn Somniac woos at Young Lilian. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe reads Morporkian Readme. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Cheeky squints at Unlucky Charlie. Young Lilian draws the steel dagger from Spicerack into her left hand. Young Lilian draws Knitting Needle from Spicerack into her right hand. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Young Lilian waggles her ears. Aunty Blarka the Relic gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian perks up and looks more interested in what's going on. (Witches) Aleisha wisps: Ummm well im lost in the village ^^ Young Lilian says: Uh oh, better get some soap and water for Unlucky Charlie! Unlucky Charlie starts as if bitten. Cheeky gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. The morning sun disappears behind a cloud. Young Phoibe giggles lightly at Silent Vryl Nightingale, Mistress Kit Nightingale and Geryon Womblesworth. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: That wash it Miss Tohya StompyWitch gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Nell al'Nighter gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. You gaze into the crystal ball and see: Lilian says: Uh oh, better get some soap and water for Unlucky Charlie! Unlucky Charlie starts as if bitten. A stream of expletives drifts down from above with Wee Inari Jarvi riding a broom hot on its heels. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. (Witches) Punarina wisps: head all the way south, and then east GlasRhosyn Somniac claps at Young Lilian wholeheartedly. Young Nell al'Nighter squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Sultana Keb Casaubon grins. You hug Wee Inari Jarvi. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wee Inari Jarvi looks sternly at her broomstick. You offer to give a black silk backpack to Wee Inari Jarvi. Sultana Keb Casaubon gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: And that was Lilian's Fleabag. You give a black silk backpack to Wee Inari Jarvi. Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically at Young Lilian. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Young Lilian wholeheartedly. Wee Inari Jarvi leaves west. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I shcarred a prriesht out of the rroom with it once Mono Demonwright cheers enthusiastically. Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at Young Lilian. Mistress Faycia claps her hands. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Young Lilian. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Young Lilian. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds Young Lilian wholeheartedly. Black Earwax cheers enthusiastically at Young Lilian. Mistress Kit Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. Mistress Kit Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. Sultana Keb Casaubon leaves west. Black Earwax and Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic throws an apple at Lilian but it hits Aelyn Somniac instead. Young Phoibe giggles lightly at Young Lilian. Young Lilian bows. Cinedex claps at Young Lilian wholeheartedly. Wicked Frazyl cheers enthusiastically. Aelyn Somniac acks at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Wee Inari Jarvi arrives from the west. Mistress Kit Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. You see Wee Inari Jarvi the Witch. She is a strapping young Lepus timidus. She is a lovely little arctic hare, as evidenced by her snow-white coat and black eartips. She is sleek of build - perfect for broomstick aerodynamics - but still round enough to make a decent meal. Thus, her long limbs have been trained from birth in the ancient and sacred defensive art known as Running Away. Her equally long ears, however, seem to do little other than hold up her pointy hat. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice sixteen warts upon her face. Her skin looks strangely mineral-like. She is soaked and doesn't look that well at all. She has a frying pan floating around her. She looks rather warm. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of black soft-soled boots, a midnight blue velvet cloak and a tall pointy black hat. Carrying: a black silk backpack and a privy key. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Lotte From Heaven chuckles at Young Lilian. Aelyn Somniac wipes the apple off. Dariana Womblesworth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Mono Demonwright stares intently into space for a bit. Aunty Blarka the Relic asks Aelyn Somniac in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Get out of the way, would you dear? Bluius disintegrates dagger. Silent Vryl Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. Young Lilian squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Aunty Blarka the Relic shakes her head. (Witches) Kit wisps: can someone paste the charlie squint info into the talker...i cant see it :( Young Phoibe squints at Unlucky Charlie. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. (Witches) Fole wisps: charlie doesnt seem to work :( Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Good heavens. And next - not rotten apple, I assure you - is Glasrhosyn! Young Phoibe gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Silent Vryl Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. (Witches) Tohya wisps: "gaze into ball" Wee Inari Jarvi stares intently into space for a bit. Young Nell al'Nighter squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. (Witches) Cheeky wisps that she points at the ball. (Witches) Punarina wisps: he does ... squint at charlie Miss Tohya StompyWitch gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. (Witches) Punarina wisps: gaze into ball (Witches) Lyna wisps: damn it! i have an appointment in 10 min, i can't vote, someone need my voting box? (Witches) Keb wisps: He has to be off the pole to work, I think Cheeky squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. (Witches) Nell wisps: Doesn't work without the 'at' Aunty Blarka the Relic nods off and then wakes up with a snort. Wee Fole von Bruxa gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wicked Frazyl stares scathingly at Unlucky Charlie. Mono Demonwright stands up. Mono Demonwright leaves west. Unlucky Charlie yelps. There's a sudden burnt smell in the air. Black Lyna Earlywine sighs. GlasRhosyn Somniac chants softly to her rose bracelet. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. GlasRhosyn Somniac enchants her bracelet to sprout vines that twist gently around her arm as roses blossom from them. Wicked Frazyl says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: ... Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna giggles at Wicked Frazyl. As the enchanted vines entwine themselves around GlasRhosyn Somniac's arm they join with her flesh as the thorns dig into it you notice a slight trace of blood. Young Lilian winks knowingly at Unlucky Charlie. Mistress Kit Nightingale beams brightly. Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. As GlasRhosyn chants gently to the vines around her arm the blossoms glow with a beautiful blue light and light the area around her brightly. Unlucky Charlie shuffles nervously. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. (Witches) Cheeky wisps: aha! 2 perspectives! Young Lilian and Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Nell al'Nighter and Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Woooah! Wee Fole von Bruxa gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Well, that was morbid. Mistress Kit Nightingale applauds wholeheartedly. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Lotte From Heaven exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Cor! Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds GlasRhosyn Somniac wholeheartedly. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at GlasRhosyn Somniac. You stare scathingly at Unlucky Charlie. Your mind tears into that of Unlucky Charlie. Your mind bounces off a rubbery wall! Geryon Womblesworth cheers enthusiastically at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Young Lilian winks knowingly at Unlucky Charlie. Unlucky Charlie looks more determined. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Certainly not how I do the gardening. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: And that was Glasrhosyn's Rose Light. You sigh. Dariana Womblesworth cheers enthusiastically at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Miss Tohya StompyWitch gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds GlasRhosyn Somniac wholeheartedly. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Unlucky Charlie shuffles nervously. Mistress Kit Nightingale and Young Phoibe gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Nell al'Nighter stares scathingly at Unlucky Charlie. Mistress Kit Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna stares scathingly at Unlucky Charlie. Wee Fole von Bruxa squints at Unlucky Charlie. Dariana Womblesworth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Silent Vryl Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: so much for a green thumb Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: eek Unlucky Charlie yelps. There's a sudden burnt smell in the air. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Poo Cheeky gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale stares scathingly at Unlucky Charlie. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. A sturdy commoner arrives from the west. Unlucky Charlie yelps. There's a sudden burnt smell in the air. Mistress Kit Nightingale seems locked in a staring contest with Unlucky Charlie. Mistress Faycia squints at Unlucky Charlie. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: poor charlie Mistress Kit Nightingale stares deeply into Unlucky Charlie's eyes. Wee Fole von Bruxa chuckles at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Dark Arren Earlywine enters the game. Unlucky Charlie yelps. Smoke is coming out of Unlucky Charlie's ears. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe smiles earwx. GlasRhosyn Somniac grins at Silent Vryl Nightingale. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Cheeky winks knowingly at Unlucky Charlie. Young Phoibe squints at Unlucky Charlie. Unlucky Charlie looks more determined. Silent Vryl Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. Young Nell al'Nighter smiles at Aelyn Somniac. You gaze into the crystal ball and see: GlasRhosyn Somniac chants softly to her rose bracelet. GlasRhosyn Somniac enchants her bracelet to sprout vines that twist gently around her arm as roses blossom from them. As the enchanted vines entwine themselves around GlasRhosyn Somniac's arm they join with her flesh as the thorns dig into it you notice a slight trace of blood. As GlasRhosyn chants gently to the vines around her arm the blossoms glow with a beautiful blue light and light the area around her brightly. Unlucky Charlie shuffles nervously. Wicked Frazyl cheers enthusiastically. Cheeky pauses for a moment of reflection, and then exclaims 'Bah!'. Young Phoibe squints at Unlucky Charlie. Young Nell al'Nighter focuses a squint at Unlucky Charlie. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. (Witches) Lyna wisps: good luck for all trick casting witches! Young Nell al'Nighter squints at Unlucky Charlie. Cheeky winks knowingly at Unlucky Charlie. Sultana Keb Casaubon arrives from the west. Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Silent Vryl Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. (Witches) Lyna wisps that she waves Sultana Keb Casaubon drops the cigarette. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna waves to Black Lyna Earlywine. Lyna leaves the game. Cheeky squints at Unlucky Charlie. Unlucky Charlie looks more determined. Lotte From Heaven comforts Unlucky Charlie. Young Lilian asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Who's bogarting the scumble? The wobbling orange glow around Dark Arren Earlywine becomes bright red. Sultana Keb Casaubon stares deeply into Unlucky Charlie's eyes. The sturdy commoner leaves west. Dark Arren Earlywine puts Moon's Tear in a pocket in The Void. Unlucky Charlie yelps. Smoke is coming out of Unlucky Charlie's ears. Mono Demonwright arrives from the west. Silent Vryl Nightingale woos at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Mono Demonwright sits down. Aunty Blarka the Relic puts the quill in a pocket in the stylish black bag. Lune Casaubon twitches at himself. Young Lilian sheathes the steel dagger in Spicerack. Young Lilian sheathes Knitting Needle in Spicerack. (Witches) Punarina wisps: squint at charlie only works if the spell was actually targetted at Charlie. Otherwise, doh! GlasRhosyn Somniac sits down down. Mistress Faycia says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: i got some more if you need it (Witches) Cheeky wisps that she ahas! Lune Casaubon removes the pair of black dragonhide gloves so he can remove the black opal ring. Lune Casaubon wears the pair of black dragonhide gloves. Mistress Kit Nightingale stares deeply into Unlucky Charlie's eyes. Lune Casaubon opens a pocket in the small shoulder pouch. Lune Casaubon puts the black opal ring into a pocket in the small shoulder pouch. Lune Casaubon closes a pocket in the small shoulder pouch. Sultana Keb Casaubon gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. Unlucky Charlie yelps. Smoke is coming out of Unlucky Charlie's ears. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale slaps her forehead and exclaims: D'oh! Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Faycia drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Silent Vryl Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has *-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a freezing cold secundus autumn's morning with almost no wind and many puffy clouds. There is one obvious exit: west. Tiny Lidia the Archangel is watching with awe, Geryon Womblesworth is gawking like a tourist, Sultana Keb Casaubon is hovering on a broom, Meep? the giant fruitbat is flying above the ground here, Lotte From Heaven is sitting next to dariana, Mr Tempus Plavalaguna is leaning on his wifey, Lune Casaubon is looming quietly in the shadows, Aunty Blarka the Relic is disapproving of everything, Dark Arren Earlywine, Wee Inari Jarvi, Wee Fole von Bruxa, Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe, Black Earwax, Cinedex, Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna, Aelyn Somniac, Touchstone, Mistress Faycia and Unlucky Charlie are standing here and Mono Demonwright, Young Phoibe, Young Lilian, Wicked Frazyl, Dariana Womblesworth, Cheeky, Young Nell al'Nighter, GlasRhosyn Somniac, Bluius Lamont, Silent Vryl Nightingale and Mistress Kit Nightingale are sitting here. Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater and Agatean Readme, Djelian Readme, two cured toffee apples, a cigarette butt, Morporkian Readme, a medium sized clear bottle, a cigarette and a flat paper box are on the ground. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Alright. The next witch to perform her trick and try to beat all this noise will be, appropriately: Earwax! Young Nell al'Nighter gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Who on earth gave me this backpack full of stuff? Eh? What is this? This pink balloon looks obscene. You see Dark Arren Earlywine of Mrs. Widgery's Lodgers, the Fourth Level Wizard. He has elven blood. He is a pale young wizard, not very tall. His long, white hair's a mess. He has deep bright green eyes, which can be seen shinning when it's totally dark around. He is always smiling innocently to everybody, and looking to the world with a total lack of concern. You can notice a lot of frogs moving, in his pockets, hat, robe, climbing along his staff, jumping over his head... He is in good shape. He is watching carefully. His skin looks strangely mineral-like. He has a large metal shield floating around him. He is surrounded by a bright red cocoon-like glow. An elven aura seems to cling to him. Holding : Natural Element (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of dark grflx hide boots, a pair of sturdy black grflx leather gloves, a grey leather cloak, a wizard's pointy hat, a viper mask, a pair of mirrored sunglasses and a pair of pale gold crystal acorn earrings. His purse is fit to burst! Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Young Phoibe's eyes roll back into her head. Lotte From Heaven cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax. Mistress Kit Nightingale claps her hands. A sturdy commoner arrives from the west. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Earwax will be performing Rolling Hagstones. Silent Vryl Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax. There is the faintest of sounds, as of a gnat yawning, then a WHOOSH sound. Suddenly there is pandemonium as a bouncy witch arrives on her broomstick from somewhere above and barrels into you, almost knocking you to the ground. She apologises sheepishly. Black Earwax says in Morporkian: My trick is called Rolling Hagstones Mr Tempus Plavalaguna applauds wholeheartedly. Lotte From Heaven woos at Black Earwax. Aunty Blarka the Relic grumbles. Young Lilian huggles Black Earwax. The sturdy commoner says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I could do with a nice pint of ale right now. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax. Black Earwax points to the house in the distance. She chants, 'I see a red door and I want it painted black. No colours anymore, I want them to turn black!' Black Earwax curses, 'I see young hennes walk by, dressed in their summer clothes. I have to turn my head until my darkness goes' Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax. Reverend Niakeeh arrives from the west. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Lotte From Heaven shoos the sturdy commoner away. Cheeky shushes the sturdy commoner. Black Earwax makes a banishing gesture. You see a line of brooms and they're all painted black! With flowers and your love, both never to come back. The sturdy commoner asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: It's busy round 'ere, innit? Geryon Womblesworth cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax. You look inside yourself and see your heart is black! You see the red door and it has been painted black. Geryon Womblesworth sighs at the sturdy commoner. Geryon Womblesworth draws Fric from the pair of black soft-soled boots into his left hand. Geryon Womblesworth draws Frac from the pair of black soft-soled boots into his right hand. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Mischat! Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Geryon Womblesworth stands up. Geryon Womblesworth slices the sturdy commoner's neck with his Fric. Sultana Keb Casaubon gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Geryon Womblesworth trips the sturdy commoner sending him crashing to the ground. Tohya StompyWitch exclaims to Fole von Bruxa, Aelyn Somniac, Keb Casaubon and you: That is OK! Mr Tempus Plavalaguna stands up. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna hits the sturdy commoner hard in the head with his jo. Geryon Womblesworth perforates the sturdy commoner's neck with his Frac. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna smashes the sturdy commoner in the head with his jo. Geryon Womblesworth perforates the sturdy commoner's neck with his Fric. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna crushes the sturdy commoner's head with his jo. Young Nell al'Nighter gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. The sturdy commoner stands up. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna smashes the sturdy commoner in the head with his jo. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna dealt the death blow to the sturdy commoner. Dark Arren Earlywine's dragonhead ring yawns sleepily. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale coughs. Young Lilian files a lawsuit against Black Earwax. Geryon Womblesworth buries the corpse of a sturdy commoner deep within the ground. Aunty Blarka the Relic doesn't get it. Silent Vryl Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Cheeky says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: yay! wizard bouncers. Miss Tohya StompyWitch and Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. GlasRhosyn Somniac puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in the flat paper box. Young Nell al'Nighter applauds Black Earwax wholeheartedly. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac loudly says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Slaughtering the commoners, tut. Silent Vryl Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I don't see how I could see inside my own heart. That's disgusting, that is. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax. Young Phoibe giggles lightly at Black Earwax. Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic agrees with Aelyn Somniac wholeheartedly. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds Black Earwax wholeheartedly. Bluius Lamont gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Faycia applauds Black Earwax wholeheartedly. Cheeky gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax. Cinedex cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna points to Geryon and says "he started it" Wicked Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna grins at Geryon Womblesworth. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna mutters something about wizards under her breath. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Black Earwax wholeheartedly. GlasRhosyn Somniac gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Aunty Blarka the Relic shakes Mr Tempus Plavalaguna head disapprovingly. Young Phoibe huggles Mr Tempus Plavalaguna and Geryon Womblesworth. Dariana Womblesworth and Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Black Earwax stares intently into space for a bit. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax. % Connection to discworld closed by foreign host. ---- No world ---- Dariana Womblesworth enters the game. Young Phoibe sits down. A milk white moon dragon soars in looking disconcerted. Young Lilian arrives from the west. | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has &-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a freezing cold secundus autumn's midday with almost no wind and many puffy clouds. There is one obvious exit: west. Lune Casaubon is looming quietly in the shadows, Meep? the giant fruitbat is flying above the ground here, Sultana Keb Casaubon is hovering on a broom, Pitster the giant fruitbat is flapping sadly close to the ground here, Wicked Frazyl and Young Phoibe are sitting here, a milk white moon dragon is perched on Dariana Womblesworth and Young Lilian, Dariana Womblesworth, Mr Tempus Plavalaguna, Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna, Touchstone, Mistress Kit Nightingale, Aunty Blarka the Relic, Lotte From Heaven, Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe, Silent Vryl Nightingale, Mistress Faycia, Mono Demonwright, Wee Fole von Bruxa, GlasRhosyn Somniac, Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Young Nell al'Nighter, Dark Arren Earlywine, Cheeky, Geryon Womblesworth, Bluius Lamont and Tiny Lidia the Archangel are standing here. A flat paper box is on the ground, Unlucky Charlie is stuck on a pole and Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater. You sit down. Young Lilian sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Cheeky blames the milk white moon dragon. The milk white moon dragon spits in Cheeky's face. Young Lilian trips over and falls on her face. Black Earwax arrives from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa stops following Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Wee Fole von Bruxa loses Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Cheeky gasps in astonishment. Mistress Faycia drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Dariana Womblesworth cackles at Young Lilian. Young Phoibe stands up. Young Phoibe leaves west. Black Earwax stares intently into space for a bit. Lune Casaubon looms over the milk white moon dragon milk. The milk white moon dragon shivers. Dariana Womblesworth sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Lune Casaubon blinks. Pitster the giant fruitbat flaps his wings. Silent Vryl Nightingale hugs Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Lilian hiccups. Young Phoibe arrives from the west. Cocytus the giant fruitbat nibbles on his wing hungrily. Dariana Womblesworth trips up. Lotte From Heaven leans on Dariana Womblesworth. The milk white moon dragon bites Dariana Womblesworth on the collarbone. Aelyn Somniac enters the game. Young Phoibe leaves west. Dariana Womblesworth takes on the look of someone being mugged on Memory Lane. Dark Arren Earlywine's dragonhead ring breathes little streams of fire. Black Earwax huggles Aelyn Somniac. Young Lilian staggers around. Dark Arren Earlywine removes the pair of sturdy black grflx leather gloves so he can remove the dragonhead ring. Dark Arren Earlywine wears the pair of sturdy black grflx leather gloves. Dark Arren Earlywine puts the dragonhead ring in a pocket in The Void. Black Earwax thanks Mistress Faycia. Young Phoibe arrives from the west. Aunty Blarka the Relic says to Aelyn Somniac in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Lawks! You'd better not pull that stunt again. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Well, that was a rather unpleasant commercial break of Real Life. Lotte From Heaven puts the cigarette in a pocket in the black silk backpack. Geryon Womblesworth gets some fine grey ash from his black backpack. Geryon Womblesworth gets a mounted pewter shield from his black backpack. Wee Fole von Bruxa loses Aelyn Somniac and Black Earwax. Geryon Womblesworth looks pensive for a few moments. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe opens the black backpack. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe closes the black backpack. Geryon Womblesworth seems to be looking at something near himself. Geryon Womblesworth whispers something to himself. Black Earwax loses Wee Fole von Bruxa. Geryon Womblesworth blows some ash into the air around himself. Geryon Womblesworth appears to tense momentarily. Dariana Womblesworth trips up. With a noise that sounds like "Plink!", the air around Geryon Womblesworth flashes red for a moment. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Geryon Womblesworth puts the mounted pewter shield in a pocket in the black backpack. Young Lilian hiccups. Aelyn Somniac exclaims to Aunty Blarka the Relic in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I didn't mean it! Mistress Kit Nightingale claps her hands. Wee Fole von Bruxa stops following Aelyn Somniac. Mistress Faycia drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Aunty Blarka the Relic drinks a pint of water from the medium sized black bottle. Dariana Womblesworth burps. The milk white moon dragon looks disgusted at Dariana Womblesworth. Mistress Faycia drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Geryon Womblesworth says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: the good news is that the remainder of the trials should be crash free GlasRhosyn Somniac comforts Aelyn Somniac. Young Nell al'Nighter and Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Lotte From Heaven gets a medium sized black bottle from a pocket in a black silk backpack. ToeJam the giant fruitbat scratches his belly. Mistress Faycia burps. The milk white moon dragon glares reproachfully at Mistress Faycia. Cheeky throws back her head and cackles with glee. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: We can only hope. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Geryon Womblesworth knocks on his head, producing a hollow wooden sound The milk white moon dragon shakes out his delicate creamy wings and sails. The milk white moon dragon combs out his wings carefully with retracted claws. The milk white moon dragon nibbles on his wing struts. Mistress Kit Nightingale's eyes roll back into her head. The milk white moon dragon chews on his wings. Aelyn Somniac loudly asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Right, have we got all the madmen and witches we had before that short break? The milk white moon dragon nibbles on his tail. The milk white moon dragon licks his soft diamond milk white scales until they gleam. The midday sun disappears behind a cloud. Lotte From Heaven sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Pitster the giant fruitbat scratches his belly. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, a member of trials, Basketcase (Playtester) Dark Arren Earlywine of Mrs. Widgery's Lodgers, the Fourth Level Wizard, Non Omnis Moriar, a member of judges, Welfare Officer, Supervisor of Tarnach Fendertwin's Quality Consumables (Ankh-Morpork) Aunty Blarka the Relic the Witch, Whining Old Hag, Memory Aid, Member of the Apex Club Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Bunny Saviour, Member of the Apex Club Dariana Womblesworth of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab, the Sixth Level Wizard, There are twenty-eight people here. <------------------- The milk white moon dragon nibbles on Dariana Womblesworth's hair. The milk white moon dragon licks his feet. The milk white moon dragon shakes his entire body. The milk white moon dragon purrs contentedly. Sultana Keb Casaubon shivers. Dariana Womblesworth trips up. Dariana Womblesworth stands up. Dariana Womblesworth, Geryon Womblesworth and Dark Arren Earlywine leave west. Young Lilian trips up. Lune has reconnected. Lune Casaubon sighs dejectedly. Geryon Womblesworth, Dark Arren Earlywine and Dariana Womblesworth arrive from the west. Lotte From Heaven pokes Young Lilian in the don't you peek at me you peeker!. Dariana Womblesworth loses Geryon Womblesworth. Dariana Womblesworth leaves west. Sultana Keb Casaubon comforts Lune Casaubon. Cheeky exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: bunch of drunks! hahaha! Aelyn Somniac leaves west. Cheeky falls over. Aelyn Somniac arrives from the west. Geryon Womblesworth stops following Dark Arren Earlywine. Lotte From Heaven sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Lune Casaubon chuckles at someone. Mistress Faycia burps. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Well, everyone ready to continue? Lotte From Heaven looks ill, then falls over and lies there with a blank look on her face. Sultana Keb Casaubon nods. Aunty Blarka the Relic nods at Aelyn Somniac. Black Earwax nods at Aelyn Somniac. Mistress Faycia says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: yep Aunty Blarka the Relic says to Aelyn Somniac in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: If we must. Wee Fole von Bruxa nodnods at Aelyn Somniac. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I'm not a drrunk! I can give up any time I like. (Witches) Aleisha wisps: Hehe i managed to get to Lancre.. did i miss the whole thing? Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Right, we'd just seen Glasrhosyn's trick. Dariana Womblesworth arrives from the west. Black Earwax leaves west. Lotte From Heaven opens her eyes, looks around stupidly, and passes out again. Cheeky says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: earwax. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna leaves west. Black Earwax arrives from the west. Bluius fetches the dried frog pill from another dimension. (Witches) Faycia wisps: not yet hurry up Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna arrives from the west. Mono Demonwright stares intently into space for a bit. Geryon Womblesworth says to Lotte From Heaven in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: oooer... flat-world hangover Lotte From Heaven opens her eyes, looks around stupidly, and passes out again. Tiny Lidia the Archangel nods at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Young Lilian sings Inna gadda da vida baybee. Touchstone requests the quill. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. (Witches) Aleisha wisps: ok so, which part of town is charlies? Lotte From Heaven blinks her eyes blearily and picks herself up. Touchstone holds a quill in her left hand. Silent Vryl Nightingale whispers to Black Earwax. Reverend Niakeeh arrives from the west. (Witches) Fole wisps: se Wee Inari Jarvi enters the game. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Oh, sorry, forget my own head next - it was Earwax that we just saw. Touchstone starts writing on the piece of writing paper with pale pink edges with the quill. (Witches) Tohya wisps: Just fly to pretty much any witch online :) W00t the giant fruitbat squeaks happily. Touchstone finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with pale pink edges. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, a member of trials, Basketcase (Playtester) Dark Arren Earlywine of Mrs. Widgery's Lodgers, the Fourth Level Wizard, Non Omnis Moriar, a member of judges, Welfare Officer, Supervisor of Tarnach Fendertwin's Quality Consumables (Ankh-Morpork) (Idle: 2) Aunty Blarka the Relic the Witch, Whining Old Hag, Memory Aid, Member of the Apex Club Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Bunny Saviour, Member of the Apex Club Dariana Womblesworth of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab, the Sixth Level Wizard, There are thirty people here. <---------------------- Lotte From Heaven burps. GlasRhosyn Somniac puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in the flat paper box. Young Phoibe gets a large round stone from a pocket in a hunter's pack. (Witches) Lilian wisps: south, south, etc, east, etcc Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Please put your bats in the room to the west. GlasRhosyn Somniac gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Young Phoibe puts the large round stone up to her ear and listens intently. Lotte From Heaven hiccups. Black Earwax thanks Silent Vryl Nightingale. Young Phoibe gets three large round stones from a pocket in a hunter's pack. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Next trick in the freestyle 3 stages and under category: Nell, with A Little Lesson! Meep? the giant fruitbat leaves west. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe trips up. Young Phoibe listens to sone. Aelyn Somniac leaves west. Touchstone drops Morporkian Readme. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically at Young Nell al'Nighter. Bluius Lamont nods. Young Phoibe puts the large round stone up to her ear and listens intently. Aelyn Somniac arrives from the west. Young Lilian asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Are we there yet? Black Magali Moonbright floats in on the wispy tendrils of an ethereal breeze. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos at Young Nell al'Nighter. Young Phoibe puts the large round stone in a pocket in the hunter's pack. Young Phoibe puts the large round stone up to her ear and listens intently. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Young Nell al'Nighter. Lotte From Heaven does a technicolour yawn. Young Nell al'Nighter takes Unlucky Charlie down from his pole. Young Phoibe puts the large round stone in a pocket in the hunter's pack. Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at Young Nell al'Nighter. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe burps. You greet Black Magali Moonbright. Young Nell al'Nighter tells a bedtime story to her faithful bat. A story about magic, weak enchanters and powerful witches. The world seems to shift for a moment and soon all there is to see is Young Nell al'Nighter and the bat she summoned long ago. (Witches) Aleisha wisps: Goat and Bushes hmm Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically at Lotte From Heaven. You see Black Magali Moonbright the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. She is willowy and slightly taller than average. Five thick auburn braids poke out from beneath her pointy hat and hang to her waist (three down her back and one over each shoulder). Each has a string of miniscule white pearls woven through it and is fastened by a translucent blue ribbon in the exact shade of her eyes. A tiny spattering of freckles dusts her slightly turned-up nose and pale cheeks. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice nineteen warts upon her face. Her features have been artfully enhanced with shimmering pearl eyeshadow, a touch of ivory blusher and a dash of iced sugar lipstick. You cannot help but notice her squished and uplifted cleavage. An elven aura seems to cling to her. She appears to have wings like a fairy. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of fluffy flip-flops, a pair of pink lacy gloves, a skirt of ribbons, a corset of flowers, a pair of fairy wings, a pointy lavender hat, an octiron octagon, an employee badge, a rutilated quartz crystal acorn brooch, two club badges, a water lily brooch, a blueberry necklace and a silver cat anklet. Carrying: an arcane instrument and a bulletin board [ 80 notes ]. Her purse is bulging with coins. As the storytelling continues, the tale gets even more binding. Young Nell al'Nighter is talking about monsters now, and how even Evil Beasts from the Dungeon Dimension respect witches if they know what is good for them. Hauyne the giant fruitbat flaps his wings. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at Geryon Womblesworth. Young Nell al'Nighter stares wide-eyed at something that isn't there. Young Nell al'Nighter blushes. Estoufee D'Spicey, a tiny cobalt blue moth, Aleisha and a cabbage arrive from the west. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe trips up. Sultana Keb Casaubon shivers. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically at Young Nell al'Nighter. Young Nell al'Nighter says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Ok, trying again :P Aelyn Somniac asks Young Nell al'Nighter in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Try that again? Wee Fole von Bruxa encourages Young Nell al'Nighter. Young Lilian stands up. Young Lilian leaves west. Aelyn Somniac encourages Young Nell al'Nighter. Lotte From Heaven trips over and falls on her face. The cabbage ruffles its fronds. The cabbage looks green. Young Lilian arrives from the west. Young Nell al'Nighter tells a bedtime story to her faithful bat. A story about magic, weak enchanters and powerful witches. The world seems to shift for a moment and soon all there is to see is Young Nell al'Nighter and the bat she summoned long ago. (Witches) Aleisha wisps: Woot i made it.. Lotte has reconnected. Young Nell al'Nighter makes strange mewling noises. As the storytelling continues, the tale gets even more binding. Young Nell al'Nighter is talking about monsters now, and how even Evil Beasts from the Dungeon Dimension respect witches if they know what is good for them. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe staggers around. Nell stares meaningfully at Unlucky Charlie for a moment. The bat squeaks suddenly and the spell is broken. Unlucky Charlie wakes up from the dream, swearing to show proper consideration to witches everywhere. Young Nell al'Nighter bows. The midday sun disappears behind a cloud. Young Nell al'Nighter sits down. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Young Nell al'Nighter. Black Magali Moonbright nodnods toyha. Aelyn Somniac grins. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Young Nell al'Nighter. The cabbage rolls up into a paper to be delivered. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds Young Nell al'Nighter wholeheartedly. Geryon Womblesworth applauds Young Nell al'Nighter wholeheartedly. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Young Nell al'Nighter. Dariana Womblesworth cheers enthusiastically. Unlucky Charlie fidgets uncomfortably. Unlucky Charlie finally tells you: This is what I saw: Nell al'Nighter tells a bedtime story to her faithful bat. A story about magic, weak enchanters and powerful witches. The world seems to shift for a moment and soon all there is to see is Nell al'Nighter and the bat she summoned long ago. As the storytelling continues, the tale gets even more binding. Nell al'Nighter is talking about monsters now, and how even Evil Beasts from the Dungeon Dimension respect witches if they know what is good for them. Nell stares meaningfully at you for a moment. The bat squeaks suddenly and the spell is broken. You wake up from the dream, swearing to show proper consideration to witches everywhere. Wicked Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at Young Nell al'Nighter. Black Magali Moonbright nodnods at Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna twirls Young Nell al'Nighter round in circles. Dark Arren Earlywine cheers enthusiastically. Miss Tohya StompyWitch thanks Black Magali Moonbright. Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes lovingly at Silent Vryl Nightingale. Black Earwax and Silent Vryl Nightingale gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Black Magali Moonbright melts into a faintly luminescent puddle and seeps slowly into the ground. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. You notice Cinedex nearby. Cinedex cheers enthusiastically at Young Nell al'Nighter. Reverend Niakeeh applauds wholeheartedly. Miss Tohya StompyWitch gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Nell al'Nighter peers at you and says: Bing? The cabbage looks green. Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at Young Nell al'Nighter. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically at Young Nell al'Nighter. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Wonderful! Marvellous! I mean... Er... Boo. Sultana Keb Casaubon and Mistress Kit Nightingale gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna squints at Unlucky Charlie. The cabbage rolls up into a paper to be delivered. Aelyn Somniac applauds Young Nell al'Nighter wholeheartedly. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Aunty Blarka the Relic blushes. Wicked Frazyl squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Dariana Womblesworth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon stands up. Sultana Keb Casaubon leaves west. Wee Fole von Bruxa nodnods at Estoufee D'Spicey. The cabbage rolls over and plays dead. The dull red glow around Dark Arren Earlywine disappears. Black Magali Moonbright floats in on the wispy tendrils of an ethereal breeze. GlasRhosyn Somniac chuckles at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Lotte From Heaven staggers around. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Faycia drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Mistress Faycia drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Young Nell al'Nighter wholeheartedly. Young Phoibe squints at Unlucky Charlie. Young Lilian squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Aunty Blarka the Relic gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Faycia gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wee Fole von Bruxa squints at Unlucky Charlie. Young Phoibe squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Young Nell al'Nighter peers at you and says: Bing? Mr Tempus Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically at Young Nell al'Nighter. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos at Young Nell al'Nighter. Cinedex cheers enthusiastically at Young Nell al'Nighter. Mistress Kit Nightingale beams brightly. Wicked Frazyl smiles at Young Nell al'Nighter. Aunty Blarka the Relic slaps Young Nell al'Nighter bottom. Mistress Kit Nightingale squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Young Nell al'Nighter beams brightly. Aleisha smiles at Young Nell al'Nighter. Cheeky squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Aunty Blarka the Relic slaps Young Nell al'Nighter bottom. Aleisha smiles at at Young Nell al'Nighter. Tiny Lidia the Archangel claps her hands halfheartedly. Young Lilian cheers quietly at Young Nell al'Nighter. Tiny Lidia the Archangel eeks. Aunty Blarka the Relic grumbles. Tiny Lidia the Archangel claps her hands happily. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: And as the second last entry in the Freestyle 3 stages and under category: Nut D'Spicey! Aleisha claps her hands. You say in Morporkian: My Trick is very small, I'm afraid, just one stage, but I hope you enjoy it. Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at you. Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at you. Young Nell al'Nighter peers at you and says: Bing? Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Nut nut nut! Estoufee D'Spicey cheers wildly. You prepare to cast Young Nut's Lost Innocence. Lotte From Heaven burps. Mistress Kit Nightingale hugs Silent Vryl Nightingale. Young Phoibe huggles Young Nell al'Nighter. Reverend Niakeeh smiles at Young Nell al'Nighter. Aunty Blarka the Relic winks at Young Nell al'Nighter. Silent Vryl Nightingale grins at Young Nell al'Nighter. You put on your most enchantingly innocent face. Having lulled everyone into a false sense of security, you proudly belt out that song Nanny Ogg taught you the other week. One day you must get her to tell you what it's about. The cabbage looks green. Black Magali Moonbright grins at Geryon Womblesworth. Lotte From Heaven cheers enthusiastically at you. You bow. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Black Magali Moonbright blushes at Geryon Womblesworth. Aelyn Somniac sniggers. You gaze into the crystal ball and see: Nut D'Spicey sees you next to her, gives you a brief glance from under her eyelashes, and blushes quite enchantingly. What a sweet young girl. Those witches really can't be as bad as everyone says they are. Nut grins, clears her throat, and begins to sing the most astoundingly bawdy song you've heard in quite some time. Nanny Ogg would be proud. Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at you. Miss Tohya StompyWitch laughs. Geryon Womblesworth laughs at you. Estoufee D'Spicey goes WOOOOO-HOOOOO! GlasRhosyn Somniac nods at Reverend Niakeeh. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Tohya StompyWitch applauds you wholeheartedly. Geryon Womblesworth cheers enthusiastically at you. Young Nell al'Nighter thanks Black Earwax. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Phoibe giggles lightly at you. Miss Tohya StompyWitch gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Bluius Lamont applauds you wholeheartedly. Young Lilian winks knowingly at Unlucky Charlie. Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at you. Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Reverend Niakeeh giggles. Fole von Bruxa cheers enthusiastically at you. Young Nell al'Nighter gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Earwax cheers enthusiastically at you. Unlucky Charlie shuffles nervously. Aleisha huggles Young Nell al'Nighter. Lilian cheers loudly at you. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles. Arren Earlywine cheers enthusiastically at you. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale stares scathingly at Unlucky Charlie. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Well of course, everyone knows that I wrote a very similar trick back in the Year of the Squeemish Otter. But it didn't go with my eyes. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Well done, Nut. And as the last entry in this category - unless, of course, any witches want to make Sudden Changes to that - Young Lilian stares scathingly at Unlucky Charlie. Unlucky Charlie yelps. Smoke is coming out of Unlucky Charlie's ears. Mistress Kit Nightingale seems locked in a staring contest with Unlucky Charlie. Dariana Womblesworth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Nell al'Nighter applauds you wholeheartedly. Unlucky Charlie yelps. Smoke is coming out of Unlucky Charlie's ears. Mistress Kit Nightingale stares scathingly at Unlucky Charlie. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale seems locked in a staring contest with Unlucky Charlie. Reverend Niakeeh claps her hands enthusiastically. Dariana Womblesworth chokes. Cinedex cheers enthusiastically at you. The cabbage snuffles Aleisha. Dariana Womblesworth grins at you. Unlucky Charlie looks more determined. Nell al'Nighter claps at you wholeheartedly. Cheeky gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. Silent Vryl Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. You beam happily. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: I will be performing Nymphnode's Dance Of The Sugar Bum Fairies. Black Earwax says in Morporkian: Perhaps if you hadn't used someone else's eyes, Aunty Blarka... Lotte From Heaven exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Good one Nut! Mistress Kit Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Cabbage! Sultana Keb Casaubon arrives from the west. Aunty Blarka the Relic agrees with Black Earwax wholeheartedly. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Aelyn Somniac. Wicked Frazyl stops following Geryon Womblesworth. Sultana Keb Casaubon gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Silent Vryl Nightingale cheers enthusiastically. Mistress Kit Nightingale stares scathingly at Unlucky Charlie. Cheeky claps her hands. Unlucky Charlie yelps. Smoke is coming out of Unlucky Charlie's ears. Aelyn Somniac loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Okay, take note - this isn't me, it's Nymphnode. All heckling directed at non-existent witches, please! GlasRhosyn Somniac claps at you wholeheartedly. Sultana Keb Casaubon laughs. Aunty Blarka the Relic says to Black Earwax in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: That's what the policeman said, funnily enough. Keb Casaubon applauds you wholeheartedly. Young Nell al'Nighter applauds non-existent witches. Black Earwax exclaims in Morporkian: What's the name of the trick?! Aelyn Somniac hums a tune and dances a little jig and the ground explodes around her in a shower of small blue pixies with large, sugar coated bottoms. Young Lilian mesmerises Geryon Womblesworth. The pixies begin to dance a tiny jig on their tiny feet under Nymphnodes supervision, their upper bodies hardly moving as their legs begin to blur as they speedily tap out a rythym on the trembling ground. Mistress Kit Nightingale stares scathingly at Unlucky Charlie. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Earwax! Don't swear! Unlucky Charlie yelps. Smoke is coming out of Unlucky Charlie's ears. As the dance reaches it's conclusion, a pixie, taller than the rest, dances out infront of them and explaims 'Me Feetsies are worrrth Millionses!', before diving back under the ground, followed closely by his sugary bottomed kindred. Young Phoibe cheers as if she were Nymphnode at Aelyn Somniac. Mistress Kit Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Young Lilian. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: And that was Black Nymphnode's Dance Of The Sugar Bum Fairies. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Aelyn Somniac wholeheartedly. Young Nell al'Nighter gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Mr Tempus Plavalaguna and Tiny Lidia the Archangel gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Cheeky gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wee Fole von Bruxa chuckles. GlasRhosyn Somniac laughs. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically. Young Lilian stares scathingly at Unlucky Charlie. Mistress Faycia gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mono Demonwright grins. Young Phoibe stares scathingly at Unlucky Charlie. Young Phoibe seems locked in a staring contest with Unlucky Charlie. Mono Demonwright cheers enthusiastically. Unlucky Charlie yelps. Smoke is coming out of Unlucky Charlie's ears. Sultana Keb Casaubon giggles. Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Reverend Niakeeh claps her hands wholeheartedly. Young Phoibe stares scathingly at Unlucky Charlie. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Phoibe seems locked in a staring contest with Unlucky Charlie. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds wholeheartedly. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna wuffles about. Dariana Womblesworth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles. GlasRhosyn Somniac starts writing on the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. Silent Vryl Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Well that certainly wasn't suitable for children. Aunty Blarka the Relic tuts. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos at Aelyn Somniac. Mistress Faycia squints at Unlucky Charlie. Geryon Womblesworth meeps at Mono Demonwright. The afternoon sun peeks out from behind a cloud. Young Phoibe gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: As that was the last entry in the Freestyle 3 and under category - it's now time for you to Vote! Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: It's got bum in it. Young Lilian giggles. Mono Demonwright reads Morporkian Readme. Mistress Faycia gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Young Lilian gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Dark Arren Earlywine reads Morporkian Readme. Aunty Blarka the Relic says to Young Lilian in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Watch it, dearie, or I'll be a-washing your mouth with soap. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna giggles. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Nut will be posting copies of the tricks performed onto the board very shortly. Mono Demonwright gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Wee Fole von Bruxa calls If you could write which trick you are voting for on the GREY paper and place it in the voting box I will place on the ground in a second please. Lotte From Heaven gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Aelyn Somniac reads Morporkian Readme. Sultana Keb Casaubon removes the aquamarine gauze cape and the heavy brown cloak so she can remove the black silk backpack. Sultana Keb Casaubon wears the aquamarine gauze cape and the heavy brown cloak. Young Lilian puts the piece of writing paper with red edges in the flat paper box. Aunty Blarka the Relic puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand. Aunty Blarka the Relic holds a quill in her left hand. Young Lilian gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Cheeky ponders. Black Earwax nods at Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe. GlasRhosyn Somniac finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with grey edges. Young Lilian gets a quill from a pocket in a large satchel between opening and closing it. GlasRhosyn Somniac puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in the flat paper box. Mono Demonwright starts writing on the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. Cheeky puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand. Cheeky holds a quill in her left hand. Young Nell al'Nighter starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Wee Fole von Bruxa drops Voting Box. Aleisha and the cabbage leave west. Lotte From Heaven starts writing on the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna starts writing on the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Votes for the freestyle category (3 stages and under) should be written on grey paper! Mono Demonwright finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with grey edges. Young Nell al'Nighter finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gets a quill from Voting Box. Cinedex gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. GlasRhosyn Somniac gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with grey edges. Geryon Womblesworth panics at Black Magali Moonbright. Young Lilian puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand. Young Lilian holds a quill in her left hand. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna puts down a jo from his left hand and right hand. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna holds a quill in his left hand. Sultana Keb Casaubon asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Could we have a run down of the trick names in the category please? Geryon Womblesworth grins maagali. Mono Demonwright reads the piece of writing paper with grey edges. Young Phoibe starts writing on the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in Voting Box. Dariana Womblesworth gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna starts writing on the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. Mistress Faycia puts down a cigarette from her left hand. Mistress Faycia holds a quill in her left hand. Geryon Womblesworth gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. GlasRhosyn Somniac puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in Voting Box. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with grey edges. Lotte From Heaven finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with grey edges. Young Lilian scribbles something on the piece of writing paper with grey edges. Mono Demonwright signs the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. Geryon Womblesworth sheathes Frac and Fric in the pair of black soft-soled boots. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in Voting Box. Geryon Womblesworth holds a quill in his left hand. Young Lilian scribbles something on the piece of writing paper with grey edges. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna beams brightly. Cheeky holds a broomstick in her right hand. Mono Demonwright reads the piece of writing paper with grey edges. You emote: Young Nut D'Spicey has posted the Tricks on the witches board. Young Nell al'Nighter gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Lotte From Heaven puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in Voting Box. Geryon Womblesworth starts writing on the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. Young Lilian puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in Voting Box. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Yes, I can't remember anything that just happened. A rundown would be nice. Alternatively, a rub down. My joints are right achey. Wicked Frazyl asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Can we get the tricks put on the board for reviewing please? Young Nell al'Nighter starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Sultana Keb Casaubon gets Voting Box from a fallow field. Geryon Womblesworth finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with grey edges. Tiny Lidia the Archangel starts writing on the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. Sultana Keb Casaubon drops Voting Box. You emote: Young Nut D'Spicey Er, and now you all know who my alt is. Geryon Womblesworth puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in Voting Box. Dariana Womblesworth starts writing on the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. Young Lilian gives Aunty Blarka the Relic a massage. Cheeky starts writing on the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. Young Nell al'Nighter finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges. Young Nell al'Nighter reads the piece of writing paper with black edges. You emote: Young Nut D'Spicey has put the 3-stage tricks on the witches board. Lotte From Heaven asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Who left their quill in their voting box? Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: The tricks are now on the witches board for review! Tohya StompyWitch comforts you. Geryon Womblesworth grins at you. Aelyn Somniac grins at you. Young Nell al'Nighter reads the piece of writing paper with black edges. (Witches) Sasquatch wisps: Cooooooeeeeeeeeeee!!! Young Lilian sings Don't bogart that scumble, my friend! Pass it over, to me!. Cinedex starts writing on the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. Young Nell al'Nighter reads the piece of writing paper with black edges. Young Nell al'Nighter puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in the flat paper box. Cinedex finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with grey edges. Aelyn Somniac looks sternly at her broomstick. Aelyn Somniac looks sternly at her broomstick. Mistress Kit Nightingale puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand. Mistress Kit Nightingale holds a quill in her left hand. Mistress Kit Nightingale scribbles something on the piece of writing paper with grey edges. Mono Demonwright puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in Voting Box. Mistress Kit Nightingale reads the piece of writing paper with grey edges. Aelyn Somniac shakes her broomstick vigorously. Young Nell al'Nighter starts writing on the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. (Witches) Earwax wisps: Head over to the trials, Sasquatch. In Lancre town, at Unlucky Charlie's Young Phoibe finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with grey edges. Mistress Faycia asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: what's the language morporkian? Black Magali Moonbright grins at Geryon Womblesworth. Tiny Lidia the Archangel finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with grey edges. Young Nell al'Nighter finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with grey edges. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Please write your votes in a language you're fluent in! Dariana Womblesworth finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with grey edges. Mistress Kit Nightingale puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in Voting Box. Lotte From Heaven sweeps Aunty Blarka the Relic across the dance floor. Tiny Lidia the Archangel puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in Voting Box. Black Earwax leaves west. Young Lilian leaves west. Mistress Faycia starts writing on the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. Young Phoibe puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in Voting Box. Lune Casaubon quietly examines his nails. Young Phoibe gets Voting Box from a fallow field. Sasquatch goes Lawks!. Young Phoibe drops Voting Box. Young Nell al'Nighter puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in Voting Box. Sasquatch exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Wotcher all!! Bluius Lamont bings happily at Sasquatch. Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: wrong box Miss Tohya StompyWitch bings happily at Sasquatch. Young Nell al'Nighter hops into Sasquatch's arms. Aelyn Somniac looks sternly at her broomstick. Aelyn Somniac looks sternly at her broomstick. Touchstone sparkles brightly at Sasquatch. Wee Fole von Bruxa asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: any more votes for the voting box? Young Phoibe blushes. Aunty Blarka the Relic says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I'm having trouble getting my paper from my box. Young Lilian arrives from the west. Cheeky finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with grey edges. Young Phoibe leaves west. You cheer enthusiastically at Sasquatch. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a flat paper box. Aunty Blarka the Relic nods at Wee Fole von Bruxa. | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has *-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a freezing cold secundus autumn's afternoon with a gentle breeze and many puffy clouds. There is one obvious exit: west. Lune Casaubon is looming quietly in the shadows, Cinedex is hiding from the spam, Aunty Blarka the Relic is disapproving of everything, Lotte From Heaven and Cheeky are lying here, Wicked Frazyl, Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe and Young Nell al'Nighter are sitting here, a tiny cobalt blue moth is flittering about, Sultana Keb Casaubon is hovering on a broom and Young Lilian, Sasquatch, Black Magali Moonbright, Estoufee D'Spicey, Aelyn Somniac, Wee Inari Jarvi, Reverend Niakeeh, Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna, Dariana Womblesworth, Dark Arren Earlywine, Geryon Womblesworth, Mr Tempus Plavalaguna, Touchstone, Mistress Kit Nightingale, Silent Vryl Nightingale, Mistress Faycia, Mono Demonwright, Wee Fole von Bruxa, GlasRhosyn Somniac, Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Bluius Lamont, Tiny Lidia the Archangel and Unlucky Charlie are standing here. A flat paper box, Morporkian Readme and Voting Box are on the ground and Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater. Mono Demonwright says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: get grey paper from box in me You see Sasquatch the Undecided. He is a strapping young human lad. He is in good shape. He is standing. He has been scribbled upon by crayons. Wearing : a black backpack and a dandelion. Carrying: a small stick, a small miniature sheep, three missing item receipts, an Executive Zapper, two daggers, Sasquatch's birthday card, a bulletin board [ 31 notes ], a wrench, a lightable torch, a potato onna string and two club badges. His purse is bulging with coins. Young Nell al'Nighter gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a flat paper box. Aunty Blarka the Relic gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Aunty Blarka the Relic thanks Mono Demonwright. Young Nell al'Nighter reads the piece of writing paper with black edges. Aunty Blarka the Relic blushes. Sasquatch wibbles. Dariana Womblesworth asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: What do we do with the papers once we voted? Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a flat paper box. Mono Demonwright says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: put grey paper in voting box Aunty Blarka the Relic starts writing on the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. Wee Fole von Bruxa says Please put them in the voting box You suddenly realise Young Lilian has been standing here all along. Young Lilian sings Don't bogart that scumble, my friend! Pass it over, to me!. Lotte From Heaven asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Put them in the voting box? Geryon Womblesworth points voting box. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Mono's just tipped me off - after writing the name of the witch you think should win this category, sign the paper so we know it's your vote and put it in the Voting Box. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: put grey paper 1 in voting box GlasRhosyn Somniac gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a flat paper box. Aunty Blarka the Relic finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with grey edges. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Sasquatch comforts Young Nell al'Nighter. Mistress Faycia doesn't write anything after all. Wee Fole von Bruxa thanks Sultana Keb Casaubon. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Mistress Faycia puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in Voting Box. Dariana Womblesworth puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in Voting Box. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna snuggles up to Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna affectionately. Aunty Blarka the Relic signs the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. Anton arrives from the west. Mono Demonwright says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Note that you have to finish writing before you can sign. :) Aunty Blarka the Relic reads the piece of writing paper with grey edges. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Dariana Womblesworth. Aunty Blarka the Relic puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in Voting Box. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Again, we're voting on the Freestyle (3 stages and under) category, on grey paper. Young Phoibe arrives from the west. Young Phoibe removes Hard Hat. You notice Anton nearby. Silent Vryl Nightingale gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Wee Fole von Bruxa asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Is that all the votes? Geryon Womblesworth tickles Anton. Silent Vryl Nightingale leaves west. Wicked Frazyl cuddles Anton. GlasRhosyn Somniac bows to Anton. Young Phoibe huggles Anton. Black Earwax arrives from the west. Wicked Frazyl says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: hold on a sec... Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna leaves west. You suddenly realise Young Lilian has been standing here all along. Young Lilian stands up. Young Lilian leaves west. Anton grins at Young Phoibe. Anton fluffs Young Phoibe. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna arrives from the west. Aelyn Somniac looks sternly at her broomstick. Sasquatch bounces around. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Estoufee D'Spicey. Young Nell al'Nighter asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Erm... Can one have a spare black paper for the next vote? If one has mistakenly written all over the first? | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has &-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a very cold secundus autumn's afternoon with a gentle breeze and medium cloud cover. There is one obvious exit: west. Lotte From Heaven and Cheeky are lying here, Lune Casaubon is looming quietly in the shadows, Aunty Blarka the Relic is disapproving of everything, Wicked Frazyl, Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe and Young Nell al'Nighter are sitting here, a tiny cobalt blue moth is flittering about, Sultana Keb Casaubon is hovering on a broom and Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna, Black Earwax, Young Phoibe, Anton, Sasquatch, Black Magali Moonbright, Estoufee D'Spicey, Aelyn Somniac, Wee Inari Jarvi, Reverend Niakeeh, Dariana Womblesworth, Dark Arren Earlywine, Geryon Womblesworth, Mr Tempus Plavalaguna, Touchstone, Mistress Kit Nightingale, Mistress Faycia, Mono Demonwright, Wee Fole von Bruxa, GlasRhosyn Somniac, Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Bluius Lamont, Tiny Lidia the Archangel and Unlucky Charlie are standing here. A flat paper box, Morporkian Readme and Voting Box are on the ground and Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe puts the piece of writing paper with red edges into the flat paper box. Sasquatch nibbles on Young Nell al'Nighter's paper. Young Lilian arrives from the west. Lotte From Heaven asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: What knid of vote is this?! what if we get killed in our beds by the witches who lost because we didn't vote them? Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna smiles at Geryon Womblesworth. Young Nell al'Nighter nodnods at Aelyn Somniac. Tiny Lidia the Archangel puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in a pocket in the hunter's pack. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Lawks. I am but a sweet old seller of apples, and skinny besides. Lawks. Pray take and eat one, dearie. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a flat paper box. Cheeky is so tempted by the cured Gammer Smith apple that she can't help but take it from Young Lilian. Cheeky eats a piece of the cured Gammer Smith apple. Aunty Blarka the Relic agrees with Lotte From Heaven wholeheartedly. Miss Tohya StompyWitch says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: WItches don't kill people in their beds. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. (Witches) Tohya wisps: We invite them to tea and kill them in the kitchen. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gets a book of cigarette papers from a pocket in a utility belt. Black Earwax stares intently into space for a bit. Cheeky ponders apples. Miss Tohya StompyWitch says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: We invite them to tea and kill them in the kitchen. Aelyn Somniac loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: All votes will be confidential and kept by organisers! Tiny Lidia the Archangel tears a cigarette paper from the book of cigarette papers. Lune has reconnected. (Witches) Phoibe wisps that she snicker Young Nell al'Nighter tickles Sasquatch. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe puts the piece of writing paper with red edges into the flat paper box. Wicked Frazyl starts writing on the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. Sasquatch giggles at Young Nell al'Nighter. GlasRhosyn Somniac says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Nah we catch 'em on the street hehe (Witches) Sasquatch wisps: Lawks! Wicked Frazyl finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with grey edges. Tiny Lidia the Archangel puts the book of cigarette papers in a pocket in the utility belt. (Witches) Miki wisps: and bagels! (Witches) Nell wisps: Cooeee! Mono Demonwright says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Just crash into them when they're outside. Tiny Lidia the Archangel signs the small piece of paper with the quill. Wicked Frazyl signs the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, a member of trials, Basketcase (Playtester) Anton of the Venerable Council of Seers, the Seventh Level Wizard, Purple powder for sale!, Basketcase, Member of the Apex Club Dark Arren Earlywine of Mrs. Widgery's Lodgers, the Fourth Level Wizard, Non Omnis Moriar, a member of judges, Welfare Officer, Supervisor of Tarnach Fendertwin's Quality Consumables (Ankh-Morpork) Aunty Blarka the Relic the Witch, Whining Old Hag, Memory Aid, Member of the Apex Club Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts (Idle: 3) Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Bunny Saviour, Member of the Apex Club Dariana Womblesworth of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab, the Sixth Level Wizard, There are thirty-two people here. <-------------------- Sasquatch complains. GlasRhosyn Somniac nodnods at Mono Demonwright. Tiny Lidia the Archangel reads the small piece of paper. Geryon Womblesworth peers at Aelyn Somniac. Aelyn Somniac loudly says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Which is to say if you don't vote for us, stay awake when you're in bed. Aelyn Somniac winks. Wicked Frazyl puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in Voting Box. Lune Casaubon holds a heavy black cube in his left hand. Lune Casaubon gets a heavy black cube from a pocket in a black silk backpack. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Aelyn Somniac. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Any more votes? We're missing a few. You suddenly realise Young Lilian has been standing here all along. Young Lilian trips Unlucky Charlie. Silent Vryl Nightingale arrives from the west. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: How is it that the box survived the crash? Silent Vryl Nightingale sits down next to Mistress Kit Nightingale. Miss Tohya StompyWitch says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Magic. Lune Casaubon points his heavy black cube at someone. A squeak of delight comes from the heavy black cube. Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: magic You can hear a scritching noise coming from Lune Casaubon's heavy black cube. Geryon Womblesworth says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: fole wisely held it till the crash Lotte From Heaven says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Nope...we sing the H. song over and over and over and over again Aunty Blarka the Relic suddenly steps out of the foreground next to you. There seems to be some sort of swishing noise coming from Lune Casaubon's heavy black cube. Wicked Frazyl says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Quantum With an ungracious "ker-flup" a small picture falls out of the bottom of Lune Casaubon's heavy black cube. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Mistress Kit Nightingale hugs Silent Vryl Nightingale. | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has *-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a very cold secundus autumn's afternoon with a gentle breeze and medium cloud cover. There is one obvious exit: west. Lotte From Heaven and Cheeky are lying here, Lune Casaubon is looming quietly in the shadows, a tiny cobalt blue moth is flittering about, Sultana Keb Casaubon is hovering on a broom, Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna, Black Earwax, Young Phoibe, Anton, Sasquatch, Black Magali Moonbright, Estoufee D'Spicey, Aelyn Somniac, Wee Inari Jarvi, Reverend Niakeeh, Dariana Womblesworth, Dark Arren Earlywine, Geryon Womblesworth, Mr Tempus Plavalaguna, Touchstone, Mistress Kit Nightingale, Aunty Blarka the Relic, Mistress Faycia, Mono Demonwright, Wee Fole von Bruxa, GlasRhosyn Somniac, Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Bluius Lamont, Tiny Lidia the Archangel and Unlucky Charlie are standing here and Silent Vryl Nightingale, Wicked Frazyl, Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe and Young Nell al'Nighter are sitting here. A flat paper box, Morporkian Readme and Voting Box are on the ground and Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater. Wee Fole von Bruxa nodnods at Geryon Womblesworth. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles at Silent Vryl Nightingale. You notice Cinedex nearby. Silent Vryl Nightingale puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in Voting Box. Lotte From Heaven pokes her tongue out at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Geryon Womblesworth tickles Cinedex. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Last call for votes! After this we'll be moving on to the Freestyle (4 stages or more) category. (Witches) Rhonda wisps: Wotchas! Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna pushes Mr Tempus Plavalaguna over making him sit down. Lotte From Heaven grins at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Mistress Kit Nightingale chuckles at Silent Vryl Nightingale. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna sits on Mr Tempus Plavalaguna's on. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna giggles. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe says in Uberwaldean with a Lancrastian accent: kayadye Tiny Lidia the Archangel eats the small piece of paper. (Witches) Nell wisps: Wotcher Rhonda Wee Fole von Bruxa gets Voting Box from a fallow field. Mistress Kit Nightingale greets Anton. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Mono Demonwright stares intently into space for a bit. (Witches) Aelyn wisps: Trials are going on, come on down to Charlie, it's chaos here. ;) (Witches) Tohya wisps: Wotchers (Witches) Phoibe wisps: get you but to lancre witchie! Anton smiles at Mistress Kit Nightingale. (Witches) Punarina wisps: good chaos though! Anton sweeps Mistress Kit Nightingale across the dance floor. GlasRhosyn Somniac sits down down. (Witches) Rhonda wisps: Oh, it's trials time? (Witches) Nell wisps: Indeed :) Mistress Kit Nightingale huggles Anton. (Witches) Lilian wisps: There's a two bottle of scumble cover charge Wee Fole von Bruxa leaves west. Tiny Lidia the Archangel stares intently into space for a bit. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe holds a quill in her left hand. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe starts writing on the piece of writing paper with grey edges with the quill. (Witches) Punarina wisps: Nobody give Lilian any more scumble! Mr Tempus Plavalaguna blushes at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Touchstone fetches the piece of writing paper with white edges from another dimension. Anton reads the small piece of paper. Wicked Frazyl grins at Anton. Anton masquerades as a giant TM and runs around the room. Dariana Womblesworth sits down. (Witches) Lilian wisps: Nanny! Punarina's hogging the scumble again! Aunty Blarka the Relic looks really parched. Lotte From Heaven woos at Anton. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Alright! I'm going to start off this category with the tricks of the witches who aren't here - Dishrag and Kiki. (Witches) Kit wisps: i have selected 'options colour say = bold green' to see through the spam :P hehe You get a medium sized black bottle from a pocket in the large backpack. Lune Casaubon ponders. You give a medium sized black bottle to Aunty Blarka the Relic. Mistress Faycia drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Lune Casaubon presses the button on the heavy black cube. A squeak of delight comes from it. Mistress Faycia drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. You can hear a scritching noise coming from Lune Casaubon's heavy black cube. There seems to be some sort of swishing noise coming from Lune Casaubon's heavy black cube. With an ungracious "ker-flup" a small picture falls out of the bottom of Lune Casaubon's heavy black cube. Touchstone starts writing on the piece of writing paper with pale pink edges with the quill. Lotte From Heaven woos kiki. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Lune Casaubon. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Shhhhhh. You suddenly realise Young Lilian has been standing here all along. Young Lilian removes the llamedese cloak, Silver Hip Flask and the large satchel so she can remove the black leather jumpsuit. Young Lilian wears the llamedese cloak, Silver Hip Flask and the large satchel. Dark Arren Earlywine sits down. Touchstone finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with pale pink edges. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: First up will be Dishrag's Summoning Of Vespertilian Companions. Again, she's not here, so I'll be casting her trick for her. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically. A stream of expletives drifts down from above with Sister Rhonda D'Vine riding a broom hot on its heels. Two swarms of fireflies swarm into the area. Cinedex holds a heavy black cube in her right hand. Cinedex points her heavy black cube at Lune Casaubon. A squeak of delight comes from the heavy black cube. You greet Sister Rhonda D'Vine. You can hear a scritching noise coming from Cinedex's heavy black cube. You see Sister Rhonda D'Vine the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice thirteen warts upon her face. She has three black roses and a mysterious octarine rose neatly braided into her hair. She looks slightly wet. An iridescent scarab beetle sits on her shoulder. She appears to have fangs. She looks very hot. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of hobnailed boots, a durable stylish rainbow flannel cloak, an iridescent scarab beetle, a pointy black hat and a pair of vampire fangs. Her purse is fit to burst! There seems to be some sort of swishing noise coming from Cinedex's heavy black cube. Aelyn Somniac says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: And I also don't know what Vespertilian means, so you'll have to ask her when you see her. With an ungracious "ker-flup" a small picture falls out of the bottom of Cinedex's heavy black cube. Sasquatch waves madly. Sasquatch shouts "Lawks!" and dissolves down a nearby drain. Black Earwax huggles Sister Rhonda D'Vine. Sister Rhonda D'Vine bows all witchily. Touchstone drops Agatean Readme. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Something to do with bats, i think. Touchstone looks up a word. Aelyn Somniac loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Dishrag's Summoning Of Vespertilian Companions! Kahlan goes white, looks very chalky and turns into a statue. Sister Rhonda D'Vine sweats. Aelyn Somniac stands perfectly straight for a moment, gazes up into the sky, and draws a deep breath of air into her lungs. Aelyn Somniac chants a few soft phrases under her breath, and then opens her mouth wide. She emits a high-pitched whistle from the back of her throat. You can see her uvula oscillating madly. You suddenly realise Young Lilian has been standing here all along. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Sounds forn! (Witches) Rhonda wisps: Really was wondering whom to choose as flyto target.... Kahlan has reconnected. A warm breeze flows into the area, and you hear the sound of leathery wings flapping. You scan the area for the likely cause, and notice a tiny bat fluttering in on the breeze. Aelyn Somniac seems to be practicing how to summon tiny forest creatures. Sister Rhonda D'Vine dries herself with her large black towel. Aelyn Somniac hold out her right hand, and the tiny forest bat settles on her hand. She holds offers an insect to the bat, hoping to charm it into staying. The tiny forest bat calms down, and glides up to near your head. It tucks itself into the hair behind your ears, and snuggles in tightly to keep itself warm. (Witches) Lilian wisps: Charlie! Aelyn Somniac beams brightly. Aunty Blarka the Relic gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically. Sultana Keb Casaubon and Mistress Kit Nightingale cheer enthusiastically. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna and Young Nell al'Nighter gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Miss Tohya StompyWitch gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. (Witches) Aelyn wisps: Me! Lilian! qwho witches! Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Aelyn Somniac wholeheartedly. Mistress Faycia claps her hands. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. GlasRhosyn Somniac applauds kiki's trick. Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Reverend Niakeeh cheers wholeheartedly. Cinedex puts two iconographs in a pocket in the pair of black silk trousers. Dark Arren Earlywine applauds wholeheartedly. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, a member of trials, Basketcase (Playtester) Anton of the Venerable Council of Seers, the Seventh Level Wizard, Purple powder for sale!, Basketcase, Member of the Apex Club (Idle: 2) Dark Arren Earlywine of Mrs. Widgery's Lodgers, the Fourth Level Wizard, Non Omnis Moriar, a member of judges, Welfare Officer, Supervisor of Tarnach Fendertwin's Quality Consumables (Ankh-Morpork) Aunty Blarka the Relic the Witch, Whining Old Hag, Memory Aid, Member of the Apex Club Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts (Idle: 3) Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Bunny Saviour, Member of the Apex Club (Idle: 5) Cinedex the Graduating Assassin of Black Widow House, Very, Very, Kinky Shopper Dariana Womblesworth of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab, the Sixth Level Wizard, There are thirty-four people here. <-------------------- Silent Vryl Nightingale, Black Earwax and Cheeky gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna cheers mightly. Young Nell al'Nighter applauds wholeheartedly. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Young Lilian offers to show the black leather jumpsuit to GlasRhosyn Somniac. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian removes a llamedese cloak, Silver Hip Flask and a large satchel so she can wear a black leather jumpsuit. Young Lilian wears a llamedese cloak, Silver Hip Flask and a large satchel. Mistress Faycia gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale stares deeply into Unlucky Charlie's eyes. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Gosh. GlasRhosyn Somniac accepts the offer from Young Lilian to see the black leather jumpsuit. Mistress Kit Nightingale seems locked in a staring contest with Unlucky Charlie. Aunty Blarka the Relic smiles at Lotte From Heaven. Geryon Womblesworth applauds wholeheartedly. Mistress Kit Nightingale squints at Unlucky Charlie. GlasRhosyn Somniac giggles at Young Lilian. Lune Casaubon puts the iconograph in a pocket in the black backpack. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic looks like she could really do with some scumble You suddenly realise Young Lilian has been standing here all along. Young Lilian sings Don't bogart that scumble, my friend! Pass it over, to me!. Lotte From Heaven exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Can you get moon dragons like that? Chasing 'em all through Dragonland is plain silly! You emote: Young Nut D'Spicey already gave Aunty Blarka some scumble, would she like more? Aunty Blarka the Relic winks at Tiny Lidia the Archangel. Mistress Kit Nightingale nods at Silent Vryl Nightingale. You get a medium sized black bottle from a pocket in the large backpack. Mistress Faycia gives a medium sized black bottle to Aunty Blarka the Relic. You give a medium sized black bottle to Aunty Blarka the Relic. Blarka the Relic blushes at you. You smile at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Young Nell al'Nighter reads the piece of writing paper with black edges. Aunty Blarka the Relic says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Oh my. Miss Tohya StompyWitch gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a flat paper box. Young Nell al'Nighter gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic exclaims to you in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: It was so noisy that I couldn't hear the bottle being given to me. Lawks! Tiny Lidia the Archangel gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a pocket in a hunter's pack. Rhonda leaves the game. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Right, and that was Dishrag's Summoning Of... A Word I Do Not Know. Next, I'll be performing in Kiki's stead: Wee Kiki's Klatchian Magistracy. (Witches) Lilian wisps: Are we there yet? Sister Rhonda D'Vine enters the game. The swarm of fireflies buzzes off. Mistress Kit Nightingale gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically. Mistress Kit Nightingale puts the piece of writing paper with black edges and the flat paper box in a pocket in the black backpack. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges into the flat paper box. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically. Aunty Blarka the Relic gives a medium sized black bottle to you. Aunty Blarka the Relic looks at you. Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. You thank Aunty Blarka the Relic. You suddenly realise Young Lilian has been standing here all along. Young Lilian and Tiny Lidia the Archangel gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Again, not my trick - this is all Kiki's fault! Young Lilian stares deeply into Unlucky Charlie's eyes. Young Lilian seems locked in a staring contest with Unlucky Charlie. Sister Rhonda D'Vine sobs quietly. Aunty Blarka the Relic sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Aelyn Somniac draws a picture: A large crowd swelters in the hot Klatchian air, listening to a bunch of odd people shouting from a soapbox. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe gets a piece of writing paper with grey edges from a flat paper box. Suddenly, as Aelyn Somniac (drawn very lifelike) jumps up on the podium, they begin shouting and chanting her name: 'KIKI, KIKI!' Lune Casaubon shrugs at Cinedex. Aunty Blarka the Relic says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Thish shhould be good. A sweaty commoner arrives from the west. Aelyn Somniac smiles charmingly, waves to the adoring fans and blows them a kiss. Mistress Kit Nightingale laughs. The crowd files past a ballot box, still shouting the young gel's name, as she jumps on a broom and flies off. Aelyn Somniac coughs. You suddenly realise Young Lilian has been standing here all along. Young Lilian stands up. Young Lilian leaves west. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. The sweaty commoner leaves west. Young Nell al'Nighter applauds wholeheartedly. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Miss Tohya StompyWitch gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Cheeky gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Dark Arren Earlywine grins. Aunty Blarka the Relic gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale and Young Nell al'Nighter gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Estoufee D'Spicey gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Like I said before, Kiki put me up to this. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Reverend Niakeeh giggles. GlasRhosyn Somniac chuckles aellyn. Sultana Keb Casaubon grins. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Faycia gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Reverend Niakeeh claps her hands. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna giggles at Aelyn Somniac. GlasRhosyn Somniac chuckles at Aelyn Somniac. Miss Tohya StompyWitch gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Dariana Womblesworth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian arrives from the west. Sultana Keb Casaubon applauds wholeheartedly. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. GlasRhosyn Somniac claps at Aelyn Somniac politely. Young Phoibe gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale claps her hands. Lune Casaubon snickers at Cinedex. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Lotte From Heaven comforts Aelyn Somniac. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. GlasRhosyn Somniac woos at Aelyn Somniac. Black Magali Moonbright melts into a faintly luminescent puddle and seeps slowly into the ground. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I don't get it. What'sh a ballot boxsh? And what'sh shoap? Mr Tempus Plavalaguna chuckles. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically. Aunty Blarka the Relic shakes her head. Young Nell al'Nighter sniffs at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Silent Vryl Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sister Rhonda D'Vine suddenly steps out of the foreground next to you. Sister Rhonda D'Vine stretches her legs. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Soap is something rats eat Reverend Niakeeh holds a set of sapphire prayer beads in her right hand. Reverend Niakeeh falls flat on her face and spends some time talking to the ground. Reverend Niakeeh puts down a set of sapphire prayer beads. Aunty Blarka the Relic says to Young Lilian in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Ah. Aunty Blarka the Relic tastes the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna wuffles Sister Rhonda D'Vine (clear as day) affectionately. Lune Casaubon agrees with Cinedex wholeheartedly. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cuddles Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe puts down a quill. Mistress Faycia stares at Unlucky Charlie. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe holds a quill in her left hand. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: What'sh goin' on now? Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Alright - since we're still paying attention to me, I'll perform a trick that's actually my own. Aunty Blarka the Relic trips over and falls on her face. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Next! Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna and Sultana Keb Casaubon gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at Aelyn Somniac. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Aelyn Somniac. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Aelyn Somniac. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Lotte From Heaven woos at Aelyn Somniac. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Aelyn Somniac. Aelyn Somniac loudly says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Right - my trick's named Aelyn's Fiery Gaze. Wicked Frazyl gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a flat paper box. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna bings happily at Aelyn Somniac. Aelyn Somniac loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Please note this is My Fiery Gaze, not anyone else's! Tiny Lidia the Archangel eeks. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna tickles Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Sultana Keb Casaubon laughs. Aelyn Somniac coughs. Mistress Kit Nightingale grins. Silent Vryl Nightingale hides Wicked Frazyl ducks. Aelyn Somniac eyes her hand suspiciously as it closes lazily into a ball and curses loudly as she pokes her tongue out the corner of her mouth. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Why arre theshe gaysh on firre? Young Phoibe say to Mr Tempus Plavalaguna and Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna in Morporkian with Morporkian accents: get a room you two ;) Aelyn Somniac struggles to open her hand, her non-existent muscles not standing out with the strain, as red sparks dance out from between her fingers. Aunty Blarka the Relic trips over and falls on her face. Tiny Lidia the Archangel cowers in a corner. Wee Fole von Bruxa arrives from the west. Aelyn Somniac Somniac's hand suddenly relaxes, releasing the hoard of TMs she was holding. They hover above her hand, looking charmingly insolent. Aelyn Somniac gasps and grabs at them as they zoom away into the air to sweep past you with a blinding light and a great quantity of smugness. Sultana Keb Casaubon gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. The hoard of TMs evades you and flies away. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. The swarm of fireflies buzzes off. Young Nell al'Nighter and Mistress Faycia gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Cheeky gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at Aelyn Somniac. Aunty Blarka the Relic gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Aelyn Somniac wholeheartedly. Aelyn Somniac loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: You can't get a post-max TM at all these days! Dark Arren Earlywine laughs. Miss Tohya StompyWitch gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wicked Frazyl cheers loudly. Aelyn Somniac winks. Wee Fole von Bruxa gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mono Demonwright grins. Young Nell al'Nighter claps at Aelyn Somniac wholeheartedly. Reverend Niakeeh laughs. GlasRhosyn Somniac goes WOOOOO-HOOOOO! at Aelyn Somniac. Dark Arren Earlywine applauds wholeheartedly. Tiny Lidia the Archangel grasps like a fool Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Reverend Niakeeh cheers enthusiastically at Aelyn Somniac. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Well aparrt frrom the bit about Aelyn wantin' to shet firre to gaysh, that washn't sho bad. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds Aelyn Somniac wholeheartedly. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Young Nell al'Nighter applauds Aelyn Somniac wholeheartedly. Cinedex starts to teach herself some skills. Cinedex finishes learning some skills from herself. Sultana Keb Casaubon laughs. Aelyn Somniac grins at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac thanks Aunty Blarka the Relic. Young Phoibe chases the tms Mr Tempus Plavalaguna cheers quietly. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Quiet, you old slosh. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically. Silent Vryl Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic staggers around. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I am not drrunk. Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Phoibe gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic burps. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically. Geryon Womblesworth grins. Black Magali Moonbright floats in on the wispy tendrils of an ethereal breeze. Cinedex starts to teach herself some skills. Cinedex finishes learning some skills from herself. Sultana Keb Casaubon smiles at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Geryon Womblesworth bingles happily at Black Magali Moonbright. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: And for our next trick: Tohya's A Tale of Another World. Tohya, if you please? Fitzwilliam arrives from the west. Aelyn Somniac beams brightly. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Come on, keep it movin'. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna bounces around. Miss Tohya StompyWitch coughs softly | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has *-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a very cold secundus autumn's afternoon with a gentle breeze and medium cloud cover. There is one obvious exit: west. Tiny Lidia the Archangel is watches with awe, Lune Casaubon is looming quietly in the shadows, Geryon Womblesworth is gawking like a tourist, Dark Arren Earlywine is trying to pay attention, Dariana Womblesworth is lost in spam, a swarm of fireflies is buzzing around, Toradh the giant fruitbat is flapping sadly close to the ground here, Lotte From Heaven and Cheeky are lying here, Mr Tempus Plavalaguna is leaning against his wifey, a tiny cobalt blue moth is flittering about, Sultana Keb Casaubon is hovering on a broom, Silent Vryl Nightingale, Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna, Wicked Frazyl, Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe, GlasRhosyn Somniac and Young Nell al'Nighter are sitting here and Fitzwilliam, Black Magali Moonbright, Wee Fole von Bruxa, Young Lilian (hiding), Sister Rhonda D'Vine (clear as day), Black Earwax, Young Phoibe, Anton, Estoufee D'Spicey, Aelyn Somniac, Wee Inari Jarvi, Reverend Niakeeh, Touchstone, Mistress Kit Nightingale, Aunty Blarka the Relic, Mistress Faycia, Mono Demonwright, Cinedex, Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Bluius Lamont and Unlucky Charlie are standing here. A flat paper box, Morporkian Readme and Agatean Readme are on the ground and Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater. Aunty Blarka the Relic falls backwards and hurts herself. Miss Tohya StompyWitch speaks in a harsh whisper Miss Tohya StompyWitch says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I shall tell you a story... Mistress Kit Nightingale woos at Miss Tohya StompyWitch. You see Fitzwilliam the Trainee Carouser. He is a strapping young human lad. He is in good shape. He is standing. He is surrounded by a soft yellow glow. Holding : an elegant stiletto (left hand) and a ruby-hilted rapier (right hand). Wearing : a pair of smooth leather plate boots, a pair of smooth leather plate greaves, a pair of smooth leather plate bracers, a smooth leather plate protective, a large gourd, a rapier scabbard, a wooden bracelet, a stiletto scabbard and a yellow stone ring. Carrying: a silver sickle, a silver ring and a Creator Collector Card. His purse is fit to burst! Miss Tohya StompyWitch sings a tale of men of steel, women of stone, and the works they produced to bind their world to them: towering buildings, eternally busy machines, and the assurances that theirs was the only path they could ever follow. The air around Miss Tohya StompyWitch begins to thicken, just as their cities conquered the air around them as they devoured the world, protecting their trembling inhabitants from everything that is outside and destroying it so they will be troubled no more. Sister Rhonda D'Vine suddenly steps out of the foreground next to you. Sister Rhonda D'Vine gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Lotte From Heaven catches Aunty Blarka the Relic. Miss Tohya StompyWitch tells of a people who noticed too late what they had built and what they had destroyed. She whispers quietly of the fears that overcame them, and the fires that raged as they fought each other for the remains of what they could once have had. Fitzwilliam smiles at you. You notice Young Lilian nearby. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Miss Tohya StompyWitch falls to the darkened earth around her, shattered, broken, and ruined, as did the once-mighty towers and machines after their final triumphs over both the land and each other. Cheeky gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. You stand quietly, thinking about the story that you have just been told, almost not noticing small, mournful little purple flowers growing around the exhausted body, in silent defiance of those who wanted to take a world for themselves. Miss Tohya StompyWitch stands up Miss Tohya StompyWitch bows. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I liked the bit with the men. Can't get enough of thoshe. Mistress Faycia and Mistress Kit Nightingale gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Cheeky and Miss Tohya StompyWitch gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically at Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Aunty Blarka the Relic tastes the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Cinedex cheers enthusiastically at Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Young Nell al'Nighter gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Bluius Lamont and Silent Vryl Nightingale gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: she just had to sing it though didn't she ;) Reverend Niakeeh applauds wholeheartedly. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Sultana Keb Casaubon giggles. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Phoibe huggles Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Aunty Blarka the Relic says to Lotte From Heaven in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Ooerr, thanksh forr that. Lune Casaubon applauds Miss Tohya StompyWitch wholeheartedly. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds Miss Tohya StompyWitch wholeheartedly. Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Dark Arren Earlywine cheers enthusiastically at Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Aelyn Somniac applauds Miss Tohya StompyWitch wholeheartedly. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna woos at Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Young Nell al'Nighter applauds Miss Tohya StompyWitch wholeheartedly. Wee Fole von Bruxa gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Toradh the giant fruitbat flaps his wings. Mistress Faycia claps her hands. Lune Casaubon chuckles at Cinedex. Sultana Keb Casaubon applauds wholeheartedly. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sister Rhonda D'Vine gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Fitzwilliam leaves west. Geryon Womblesworth cheers toyha. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian leaves west. Sultana Keb Casaubon gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna taps his jo in great appreciation Young Lilian arrives from the west. Aunty Blarka the Relic attempts to gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball but her eyes won't remain parallel. There is a sudden white flash around Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Someone leaves west. Aunty Blarka the Relic gasps in astonishment at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Someone arrives from the west. Estoufee D'Spicey gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Tempush ish a flashherr! You notice someone nearby. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles. | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has *-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a very cold secundus autumn's afternoon with a gentle breeze and medium cloud cover. There is one obvious exit: west. Tiny Lidia the Archangel is watches with awe, a swarm of fireflies is buzzing around, Toradh the giant fruitbat is flapping sadly close to the ground here, Lotte From Heaven and Cheeky are lying here, Lune Casaubon is looming quietly in the shadows, Mr Tempus Plavalaguna is leaning against his wifey, Geryon Womblesworth is gawking like a tourist, Dark Arren Earlywine is trying to pay attention, Dariana Womblesworth is lost in spam, a tiny cobalt blue moth is flittering about, Sultana Keb Casaubon is hovering on a broom, Silent Vryl Nightingale, Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna, Wicked Frazyl, Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe, GlasRhosyn Somniac and Young Nell al'Nighter are sitting here and Black Magali Moonbright, Wee Fole von Bruxa, Sister Rhonda D'Vine, Black Earwax, Young Phoibe, Anton, Estoufee D'Spicey, Aelyn Somniac, Wee Inari Jarvi, Reverend Niakeeh, Touchstone, Mistress Kit Nightingale, Aunty Blarka the Relic, Mistress Faycia, Mono Demonwright, Cinedex, Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Bluius Lamont and Unlucky Charlie are standing here. A flat paper box, Morporkian Readme and Agatean Readme are on the ground and Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater. Sultana Keb Casaubon giggles. Young Phoibe snickers. Cinedex giggles. Aunty Blarka the Relic says to Mr Tempus Plavalaguna in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Forr shhame. Tiny Lidia the Archangel giggles at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Anton says in Uberwaldean with a Morporkian accent: Yata yaszovki ka clorapro sze. Anton mutters under his breath. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sister Rhonda D'Vine says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Can you be a little less noisy? I'm a bit slow (at reading).... Wicked Frazyl snickers. Aunty Blarka the Relic winks at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Sister Rhonda D'Vine giggles lightly. Estoufee D'Spicey hands Tempus a pointy hat Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: i wonder if Pun approves of her husband flashing all the witches... Mr Tempus Plavalaguna thinks it is too cold to flash, so starts to describe himself Aunty Blarka the Relic sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Young Nell al'Nighter hushes Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. You suddenly realise Young Lilian has been standing here all along. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Shrinkage!! GlasRhosyn Somniac laughs at Estoufee D'Spicey. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: oh, nothing new ... he learned everything he knows from me Sister Rhonda D'Vine snuggles up to Mr Tempus Plavalaguna affectionately. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna beams brightly. Aunty Blarka the Relic hiccups. Aelyn Somniac scolds Mr Tempus Plavalaguna for trying to scare away all the witches from her Trials. Mistress Kit Nightingale cackles at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Sultana Keb Casaubon laughs. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna mutters well, it is cold Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: yes but that's different. you're a witch. you can get away with that sorta thing Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Okay, can we keep thish movin'? My bladderr can't hold onto all thish shcumble forr much longerr. Young Phoibe huggles Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Young Lilian tickles Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Toradh the giant fruitbat squeaks happily. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Thank you, Tohya, that was lovely. And next in the Freestyle (4 stages or more) category - Phoibe with Celebration! Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: more than get away with ... it's practically essential. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Shoulda wore the plastic pants Young Phoibe stands in uffish thought. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Aunty Blarka the Relic staggers around. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Sister Rhonda D'Vine cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Young Phoibe exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: thank you thank you. this is my area effect spell. thought it would be fitting for such a fine group! Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Inari has been idle for too long; she vanishes in a puff of boredom. Inari leaves the game. Reverend Niakeeh looks around. Young Phoibe takes out an enchanting little bongo drum and starts to tap out a simple, rhytmic, calypso beat. As Young Phoibe picks up the pace as she continues to beat her drum. You get the urge to dance, but at least you aren't the only one. Compulsively you find yourself on the end of a growing conga line. Aunty Blarka the Relic says to Young Lilian in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Wherre I come frrom, we don't make pantsh out of plashtic. That'sh jusht yuck. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna applauds Young Phoibe wholeheartedly. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna encourages Young Phoibe. Aunty Blarka the Relic staggers around. Young Phoibe weaves in and out of the crowd and soon you are all dancing with wild abandon. You shake your tushie without care and the witch in front of you gives new meaning to the phrase "Knees-Up". There is a sudden white flash around someone. Young Phoibe throws a handful of enchanted confetti in the air, lighting the room up like a firework as you continue to conga well into the night. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe stands up. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe leaves west. Smoke starts pouring from Young Phoibe's hands! The smoke clears. Young Phoibe blushes. Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: oops Young Lilian cheers for smoke. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at Young Phoibe. Sultana Keb Casaubon laughs. Miss Tohya StompyWitch comforts Young Phoibe. Black Earwax says in Morporkian: Well, I could use another dance.... Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles. Aelyn Somniac laughs. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Sultana Keb Casaubon exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Party time, cast it again! Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale nods. Silent Vryl Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. You notice Dark Arren Earlywine nearby. Dark Arren Earlywine grins. Mono Demonwright cheers enthusiastically. Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: made this trick in hopes of tming.... Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The shmoke wash the besht bit! Corrrr. Mistress Kit Nightingale exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: encore! Dariana Womblesworth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Again! Again! Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: yay! Conga! Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Tellytubbies to the rescue! Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Morre shmoke thish time! Toradh the giant fruitbat squeaks happily. Aunty Blarka the Relic hiccups. Young Phoibe takes out an enchanting little bongo drum and starts to tap out a simple, rhytmic, calypso beat. As Young Phoibe picks up the pace as she continues to beat her drum. You get the urge to dance, but at least you aren't the only one. Compulsively you find yourself on the end of a growing conga line. GlasRhosyn Somniac acks at Young Lilian. Sister Rhonda D'Vine exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Try again, please! Tiny Lidia the Archangel dances the conga. Young Phoibe weaves in and out of the crowd and soon you are all dancing with wild abandon. You shake your tushie without care and the witch in front of you gives new meaning to the phrase "Knees-Up". Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I'll vote for the trick with the most smoke! Mistress Kit Nightingale laughs. Young Phoibe throws a handful of enchanted confetti in the air, lighting the room up like a firework as you continue to conga well into the night. Smoke starts pouring from Young Phoibe's hands! The smoke clears. Young Phoibe acks. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically. Young Phoibe wears Hard Hat. Sister Rhonda D'Vine giggles. Young Nell al'Nighter comforts Young Phoibe. Aelyn Somniac grins. Wee Fole von Bruxa squints critically at Young Phoibe. Wee Fole von Bruxa puts the evil eye on Young Phoibe. Wee Inari Jarvi enters the game. Young Phoibe removes Hard Hat. Black Earwax exclaims in Morporkian: Well, at least we're having fun! Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna cheers mightly. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. GlasRhosyn Somniac smiles at Young Phoibe. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian huggles Wee Inari Jarvi. Sultana Keb Casaubon gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale boogies down the street. Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: i could try once more, or i can just tell you what the last bit is.... Sister Rhonda D'Vine exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Conga three! Young Lilian stares deeply into Unlucky Charlie's eyes. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Give it to a lady wif shome exshperrience, Young Phoibe. Wee Inari Jarvi huggles Young Lilian wotcherly. Anton grins at Young Phoibe. Unlucky Charlie yelps. There's a sudden burnt smell in the air. Mistress Kit Nightingale exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: 3rd time lucky!! Wicked Frazyl says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Maybe if we all mock her at once... Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Again! Again! Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Not me. Young Phoibe wears Hard Hat. Mistress Faycia says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: conga conga conga Young Phoibe wears Kit's Hard Hat this time... Young Lilian dances Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna conga around the dance floor. Sultana Keb Casaubon eyes Young Phoibe over. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe arrives from the west. Mistress Kit Nightingale beams brightly. Mistress Kit Nightingale boogies the night away. Young Phoibe takes out an enchanting little bongo drum and starts to tap out a simple, rhytmic, calypso beat. Aunty Blarka the Relic eyes Young Phoibe over. As Young Phoibe picks up the pace as she continues to beat her drum. You get the urge to dance, but at least you aren't the only one. Compulsively you find yourself on the end of a growing conga line. Anton twirls Mistress Kit Nightingale round in circles. Young Phoibe weaves in and out of the crowd and soon you are all dancing with wild abandon. You shake your tushie without care and the witch in front of you gives new meaning to the phrase "Knees-Up". Young Phoibe throws a handful of enchanted confetti in the air, lighting the room up like a firework as you continue to conga well into the night. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles at Silent Vryl Nightingale. Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe puts the piece of writing paper with grey edges in the flat paper box. Young Phoibe removes Hard Hat. Aunty Blarka the Relic sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Aelyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Aunty Blarka the Relic agrees with Young Lilian wholeheartedly. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Well done, Phoibe! And that was Celebration. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Aelyn Somniac beams brightly. Bluius Lamont yawns. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Wicked Frazyl, Young Nell al'Nighter and Black Earwax gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Silent Vryl Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: oh well. it just says "Celebrate good times, Come On!" at the end :( Mistress Faycia gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Cheeky gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Young Phoibe wholeheartedly. Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Bluius Lamont gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Faycia claps her hands. Young Lilian sings Celebrate good times! Come on!. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Wee Fole von Bruxa loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: You call that enchanting, Phoibe? HeHeHe, that was you enchanting you say? Ok, right, ummm, well lets start again. Now if Nanny Ogg saw you enchanting something like that she would choke on that bottle of scumble she always keeps handy. You had better go and visit that cat of hers Greebo, he can normally be found hanging around and pouncing on unsuspecting people at Granny Weatherwax's cottage in Bad Ass, he looks more enchanting as he squints through that good eye of his than you are doing at this exact moment in time. Now dearie, get on with the enchanting NOW! Young Phoibe looks determined to try harder. Sultana Keb Casaubon laughs. Aunty Blarka the Relic trips over and falls on her face. Young Phoibe sits down now that she's embarresed herself Dark Arren Earlywine applauds Young Phoibe wholeheartedly. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: It was beautiful. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Well, aparrt frrom the fact that I actually losht my tushhie in the Yearr of the Bemushed Goat, that wash fairrly convincin'. Mistress Kit Nightingale applauds Young Phoibe wholeheartedly. Sister Rhonda D'Vine gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Phoibe just wanted an enchanting tm :( Mistress Kit Nightingale congas Young Lilian squints critically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Young Lilian puts the evil eye on Wee Fole von Bruxa. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Geryon Womblesworth applauds Young Phoibe wholeheartedly. Young Lilian squints critically at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Young Lilian puts the evil eye on Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Sister Rhonda D'Vine hugs Young Phoibe comfortingly. Young Nell al'Nighter claps at Young Phoibe wholeheartedly. Black Earwax waves to Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe. Mistress Faycia says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: not to be rude, but how many more? i need to get going Ms Kahlan auf der Scheibe waves to Black Earwax. Wee Fole von Bruxa grins at Young Lilian. Aunty Blarka the Relic eyes Young Phoibe over. Aunty Blarka the Relic hiccups. Kahlan leaves the game. Toradh the giant fruitbat squeaks happily. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Sorry, we're forcing you to stay! Mistress Kit Nightingale agrees with Young Lilian wholeheartedly. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Right, and on again to the next witch, who is - Keb! With Sultana Keb's Skywriting. Sultana Keb Casaubon blinks. Sultana Keb Casaubon steps into the center Mistress Kit Nightingale woos at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles. GlasRhosyn Somniac encourages Sultana Keb Casaubon. Aunty Blarka the Relic squints critically at Young Phoibe. Aunty Blarka the Relic puts the evil eye on Young Phoibe. Aunty Blarka the Relic burps. Inari has reconnected. Young Lilian squints critically at Unlucky Charlie. A cloud of glitter brews up from the tail of Sultana Keb Casaubon's broom. Young Lilian burps. Geryon Womblesworth clings onto Wee Inari Jarvi. Sultana Keb Casaubon flies into the air on her broom, grinning back at Unlucky Charlie unnervingly. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Anton tickles Wee Inari Jarvi. Dariana Womblesworth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wee Inari Jarvi pouts at Geryon Womblesworth. Aunty Blarka the Relic hiccups. The glittering cloud traces her movements as Sultana Keb Casaubon's broom dances across the sky. Wee Inari Jarvi pouts at Anton. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: You call that enchantin', Phoibe? Well, actually, that prrobably wash enchantin'. Good way of puttin' it, that. Enchantin'. Sultana Keb Casaubon comes in for a landing, looking up at the enchanted glitter glowing above. Young Lilian squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Mistress Kit Nightingale nodnods at Silent Vryl Nightingale. Geryon Womblesworth comforts Wee Inari Jarvi. Young Lilian squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Wee Fole von Bruxa and Black Earwax gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Bah, see, Phoibe, it hurts everyone. Aelyn Somniac and Young Lilian gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Geryon Womblesworth pets Unlucky Charlie. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I'd like another go at it, please. Mistress Kit Nightingale and Black Earwax gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wicked Frazyl squints at Unlucky Charlie. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wicked Frazyl stares deeply into Unlucky Charlie's eyes. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Wee Fole von Bruxa huggles Young Phoibe. Wicked Frazyl seems locked in a staring contest with Unlucky Charlie. You notice Cinedex nearby. Cinedex encourages Sultana Keb Casaubon. Aelyn Somniac loudly says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Sure, try it again. A cloud of glitter brews up from the tail of Sultana Keb Casaubon's broom. Sultana Keb Casaubon flies into the air on her broom, grinning back at Unlucky Charlie unnervingly. Cinedex looks around for a place to hide, moves towards it, but trips and ends up looking silly. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. TaleS Grozny, Dane Caedes and Temptress L'Femmes emerge from a thaumic door which appears in midair. The glittering cloud traces her movements as Sultana Keb Casaubon's broom dances across the sky. The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Keb Casaubon exhales. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Dariana Womblesworth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. TaleS Grozny, Dane Caedes and Temptress L'Femmes leave west. Sultana Keb Casaubon comes in for a landing, looking up at the enchanted glitter glowing above. Cheeky and Wicked Frazyl gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Black Magali Moonbright melts into a faintly luminescent puddle and seeps slowly into the ground. Dark Arren Earlywine gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. The glittering words spell out Unlucky Charlie's name in big, graceful letters across the sky, which are surrounded by sparkling stars, smiling cats, and a cute dragon. Aelyn Somniac gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale grins at Young Lilian. Black Earwax and Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Faycia gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon bows. Lune Casaubon applauds Sultana Keb Casaubon wholeheartedly. Aelyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Dariana Womblesworth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Sultana Keb Casaubon wholeheartedly. Mistress Kit Nightingale claps at Sultana Keb Casaubon wholeheartedly. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Keb Casaubon exhales. You notice Cinedex nearby. Cinedex cheers enthusiastically at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Miss Tohya StompyWitch gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon steps aside for the next trick modestly. Mistress Faycia claps her hands. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Nell al'Nighter squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Dark Arren Earlywine cheers enthusiastically. Reverend Niakeeh applauds wholeheartedly. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Awww cute! Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Geryon Womblesworth cheers enthusiastically. Wicked Frazyl squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Young Lilian squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Lotte From Heaven woos. Silent Vryl Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Sultana Keb Casaubon thanks Black Earwax. Young Nell al'Nighter applauds Sultana Keb Casaubon wholeheartedly. The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Keb Casaubon exhales. Young Lilian stares deeply into Unlucky Charlie's eyes. Unlucky Charlie yelps. Smoke is coming out of Unlucky Charlie's ears. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Sister Rhonda D'Vine gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Cheeky gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Thank you Keb! For our next trick, we have Kit, with her Naughty Knitting Needles. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna cheers happily at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Mistress Kit Nightingale eeks. Mistress Faycia gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a flat paper box. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gulps. Anton grins at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Mistress Kit Nightingale grins. Anton cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale. GlasRhosyn Somniac chuckles at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Geryon Womblesworth meeps at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Mistress Kit Nightingale stands up and shuffles forward to introduce her trick. Mistress Kit Nightingale beams happily. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I thought up the name for this trick a long time ago, but I didn't have a clue what would actually happen in it until recently... :P Mistress Kit Nightingale laughs. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: It is called 'Mistress Kit Nightingale's Naughty Knitting Needles'. I hope you all get a wee chuckle from it... Mistress Kit Nightingale coughs nervously. Silent Vryl Nightingale woos at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Mistress Kit Nightingale. The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Keb Casaubon exhales. Young Phoibe giggles lightly at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Aunty Blarka the Relic says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: If it doesn't go faster, I might just chuckle and then wee... Mistress Kit Nightingale conjures two very ordinary looking household knitting needles and a ball of multicoloured wool from her backpack and grins impishly at Unlucky Charlie. Mistress Kit Nightingale mutters to herself and concentrates. She begins to search the local vicinity for sources of mystical energy and channels raw magic into the needles, causing them to begin to sparkle with octarine light. Anton should learn to knit :( Mistress Kit Nightingale cackles like an old crone and continues to channel into the knitting needles until they glow brightly. Suddenly they leap up from her hands, and dance merrily in mid air. Silent Vryl Nightingale rubs all the needle poke marks on him from Kit's testing. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles dementedly as the needles twirl about in the air and entwine themselves with wool, making a pleasant 'Clackity Clack' noise as they move. The needles dance about and begin to speedily knit a multicoloured jumper around Unlucky Charlie. Unlucky Charlie looks stunned as the needles finish knitting. The huge logo ~Mummy's Boy~ is now revealed for all to see on his new lumpy oversized jumper, leaving him to stand there looking acutely embarrassed. Aelyn Somniac gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles at Silent Vryl Nightingale. Cheeky gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac grins. Black Earwax cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Sultana Keb Casaubon giggles. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Mistress Kit Nightingale wholeheartedly. Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Anton grins. Wee Fole von Bruxa leaves west. Black Earwax and Miss Tohya StompyWitch gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically. Young Lilian laughs. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna squeals at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Anton cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Silent Vryl Nightingale woos at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Nell al'Nighter laughs. Dark Arren Earlywine applauds wholeheartedly. Mistress Faycia applauds wholeheartedly. Reverend Niakeeh laughs. GlasRhosyn Somniac cackles at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Silent Vryl Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wee Fole von Bruxa arrives from the west. Sultana Keb Casaubon squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Young Nell al'Nighter applauds Mistress Kit Nightingale wholeheartedly. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Geryon Womblesworth laughs at Dariana Womblesworth. Dark Arren Earlywine cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Lilian squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Reverend Niakeeh claps her hands in amazement. Young Nell al'Nighter squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. You notice someone nearby. Someone giggles. Lune Casaubon snickers amusedly. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Finally, someone doing something practical with their trick. Lawks. Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Silent Vryl Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale sits back down and thanks you all Wicked Frazyl squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Mistress Faycia and Young Lilian gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Mistress Kit Nightingale sits down next to Silent Vryl Nightingale. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically. Wicked Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: That was brilliant. Sister Rhonda D'Vine cackles at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically. Young Phoibe and Wee Fole von Bruxa gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Thank you, Kit, hopefully Charlie isn't too embarrassed to stay around, because we've still got two tricks left, from Fole and Jehane! Geryon Womblesworth applauds Mistress Kit Nightingale wholeheartedly. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds Mistress Kit Nightingale wholeheartedly. Black Earwax says in Morporkian: I'm glad I'm not voting. There are so many good tricks ;) Young Lilian cheers loudly at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: As Jehane can't be with us just yet, Fole will perform her trick too. Fole, the stage is yours. ;) Unlucky Charlie fidgets uncomfortably. Unlucky Charlie finally tells you: This is what I saw: Kit Nightingale conjures two very ordinary looking household knitting needles and a ball of multicoloured wool from her backpack and grins impishly at you. Kit Nightingale mutters to herself and concentrates. She begins to search the local vicinity for sources of mystical energy and channels raw magic into the needles, causing them to begin to sparkle with octarine light. Kit Nightingale cackles like an old crone and continues to channel into the knitting needles until they glow brightly. Suddenly they leap up from her hands, and dance merrily in mid air. Kit Nightingale giggles dementedly as the needles twirl about in the air and entwine themselves with wool, making a pleasant 'Clackity Clack' noise as they move. The needles dance about and begin to speedily knit a multicoloured jumper around you. You look stunned as the needles finish knitting. The huge logo ~Mummy's Boy~ is now revealed for all to see on your new lumpy oversized jumper, leaving you to stand there looking acutely embarrassed. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Aunty Blarka the Relic staggers around. GlasRhosyn Somniac applauds Wee Fole von Bruxa wholeheartedly. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: These will be the last two tricks in this category! Black Magali Moonbright floats in on the wispy tendrils of an ethereal breeze. Mistress Kit Nightingale beams at Anton. Wee Fole von Bruxa says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I will preform my own trick first, this is Foles Frolicing Frivolity Anton hops into Mistress Kit Nightingale's hat. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Geryon Womblesworth laughs at Estoufee D'Spicey. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, a member of trials, Basketcase (Playtester) Anton of the Venerable Council of Seers, the Seventh Level Wizard, Purple powder for sale!, Basketcase, Member of the Apex Club Dark Arren Earlywine of Mrs. Widgery's Lodgers, the Fourth Level Wizard, Non Omnis Moriar, a member of judges, Welfare Officer, Supervisor of Tarnach Fendertwin's Quality Consumables (Ankh-Morpork) (Idle: 2) Aunty Blarka the Relic the Witch, Whining Old Hag, Memory Aid, Member of the Apex Club Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts (Idle: 8) Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Bunny Saviour, Member of the Apex Club (Idle: 2) Dariana Womblesworth of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab, the Sixth Level Wizard, There are thirty-three people here. <------------------- Dark Arren Earlywine grins at Estoufee D'Spicey. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Wee Fole von Bruxa. With a strange look in her eyes, Wee Fole von Bruxa stares into a corner of the room, summoning a lively looking court jester. Wee Fole von Bruxa animatedly points towards Unlucky Charlie, encouraging the jester to join with Unlucky Charlie to entertain the crowd. Cackling with glee as the jester approaches Unlucky Charlie, Wee Fole von Bruxa starts to quickly move her arms in quick circling motions, binding Unlucky Charlie to the jester with what feels like invisible elastic rope. Wee Fole von Bruxa begins to chant a sweet melody, suddenly the jester and Unlucky Charlie begin to dance, she ups the tempo and soon you are jigging uncontrollably, being pulled when the rope stretches too far, catapulting Unlucky Charlie into the jester unceremoniously. Unlucky Charlie continues to dance with the jester, a danger to all surrounding. Wee Fole von Bruxa suddenly claps her hands with an impossibly loud BANG! Unlucky Charlie drop to the floor in a heap. Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac laughs. Fole cackles with glee as Unlucky Charlie and the jester roll around the floor completely confused about what just happened. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically. Cheeky gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles. Wee Fole von Bruxa bows. Young Phoibe giggles lightly at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Wee Fole von Bruxa wholeheartedly. Mistress Faycia applauds wholeheartedly. Silent Vryl Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Estoufee D'Spicey applauds wholeheartedly. Miss Tohya StompyWitch and Aunty Blarka the Relic gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Reverend Niakeeh applauds wholeheartedly. Unlucky Charlie fidgets uncomfortably. Unlucky Charlie finally tells you: This is what I saw: With a strange look in her eyes, Fole von Bruxa stares into a corner of the room, summoning a lively looking court jester. Fole von Bruxa animatedly points towards you, encouraging the jester to join with you to entertain the crowd. Cackling with glee as the jester approaches you, Fole von Bruxa starts to quickly move her arms in quick circling motions, binding you to the jester with what feels like invisible elastic rope. Fole von Bruxa begins to chant a sweet melody, suddenly the jester and you begin to dance, she ups the tempo and soon you are jigging uncontrollably, being pulled when the rope stretches too far, catapulting you into the jester unceremoniously. You continues to dance with the jester, a danger to all surrounding. Fole von Bruxa suddenly claps her hands with an impossibly loud BANG! you drop to the floor in a heap. Fole cackles with glee as you and the jester roll around the floor completely confused about what just happened. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Faycia and Black Earwax gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Nell al'Nighter applauds Wee Fole von Bruxa wholeheartedly. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Aelyn Somniac loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: An amazing 5 stages! Geryon Womblesworth applauds wholeheartedly. Young Nell al'Nighter squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Estoufee D'Spicey goes WOOOOO-HOOOOO! Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna twirls Wee Fole von Bruxa round in circles. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Well, if I washn't allerrgin' to invishible elashtic rrope then I may have enjoyed that. But alash. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wicked Frazyl squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I can barely do one stage! Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Allerrgic, I mean. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Wee Fole von Bruxa grins at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Impressive. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna woos at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Young Phoibe puts the large round stone up to her ear and listens intently. Sultana Keb Casaubon laughs. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: More scumble for Aunty Blarka! Sultana Keb Casaubon gives a medium sized black bottle to Aunty Blarka the Relic. Lune has reconnected. Young Phoibe smiles sweetly at Sister Rhonda D'Vine. Lotte From Heaven woos at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Anton gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sister Rhonda D'Vine puts the large round stone up to her ear and listens intently. Young Phoibe puts the large round stone up to her ear and listens intently. Miss Tohya StompyWitch gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian huggles Lotte From Heaven. Sister Rhonda D'Vine cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Young Phoibe stares intently at the large round stone. Lotte From Heaven grins at Young Lilian. Young Lilian leaves west. Sister Rhonda D'Vine kisses Young Phoibe on the cheek. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I alrready have thrree bottlesh of it, ladiesh, thish will shee me thrrough. Young Phoibe puts the large round stone in a pocket in the hunter's pack. Prospero emerges from a thaumic door which appears in midair. Anton ponders. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Next - Jehane's trick, also performed by Fole. You gaze into the crystal ball and see: With a strange look in her eyes, Fole von Bruxa stares into a corner of the room, summoning a lively looking court jester. Fole von Bruxa animatedly points towards Unlucky Charlie, encouraging the jester to join with Unlucky Charlie to entertain the crowd. Cackling with glee as the jester approaches Unlucky Charlie, Fole von Bruxa starts to quickly move her arms in quick circling motions, binding Unlucky Charlie to the jester with what feels like invisible elastic rope. Fole von Bruxa begins to chant a sweet melody, suddenly the jester and Unlucky Charlie begin to dance, she ups the tempo and soon you are jigging uncontrollably, being pulled when the rope stretches too far, catapulting Unlucky Charlie into the jester unceremoniously. Unlucky Charlie continues to dance with the jester, a danger to all surrounding. Fole von Bruxa suddenly claps her hands with an impossibly loud BANG! Unlucky Charlie drop to the floor in a heap. Fole cackles with glee as Unlucky Charlie and the jester roll around the floor completely confused about what just happened. Lune Casaubon reads someone. Wee Fole von Bruxa now dresses herself as Nanna Jehane von Bruxa and takes the stage again Silent Vryl Nightingale nods at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers for Jehane. Miss Tohya StompyWitch smiles at Aunty Blarka the Relic. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers aka Jehane at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Aunty Blarka the Relic winks at Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Wee Fole von Bruxa says This is Nanna Jehane's Ultimate Pesticide Estoufee D'Spicey thanks Sister Rhonda D'Vine. Aelyn Somniac asks Wee Fole von Bruxa in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: My goodness, Jehane, but don't you look like Fole today? Black Earwax whistles at Jehane.. Young Phoibe cheers for Jehane even if she can't be here. Sister Rhonda D'Vine gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Niakeeh has reconnected. Nanna Wee Fole von Bruxa is quietly looking in her crystal ball when she scries some beetles eating the lettuce in her garden. Nanna Wee Fole von Bruxa frowns. Nanna Wee Fole von Bruxa curses. Nanna Wee Fole von Bruxa exclaims: I'll have to report you for that, you nasty little buggers. Just you wait! Young Lilian arrives from the west. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: So is this Fole or Jehane? I'm confused. Oh, thank you, I will have some more. Nanna Wee Fole von Bruxa furiously scribbles something on a piece of paper while trying to stay charming, and adds a PS: Hurry! at the end. Aunty Blarka the Relic sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Nanna Wee Fole von Bruxa summons the Powers That Be and gives them the letter. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Nanna Fole watches smugly as the bugs disappear, never to be heard from again. Wee Fole von Bruxa meeps. Aunty Blarka the Relic hiccups. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: the jester was fole, this is jehane :) Sultana Keb Casaubon giggles. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Young Nell al'Nighter claps at Wee Fole von Bruxa wholeheartedly. Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I like it. GlasRhosyn Somniac cackles at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Wee Fole von Bruxa, Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna and Wicked Frazyl gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically. Young Nell al'Nighter gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Phoibe gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a flat paper box. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Wee Fole von Bruxa wholeheartedly. Mistress Faycia gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Master Hirroshi the Tyger arrives from the west. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The jeshterr wash Fole and thish ish Jehane? Then who'sh Fole? Aelyn Somniac gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Miss Tohya StompyWitch and Mistress Kit Nightingale gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Silent Vryl Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Phoibe asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: black paper? Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Fole is the jester! GlasRhosyn Somniac starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Black Magali Moonbright. Cheeky gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Phoibe starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Mono Demonwright says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Will a summary be posted again? :) Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: And wherre did the bugsh go? And shhouldn't that morre prroperrly be "the powerrsh that arre"? Whateverr happened to prroperr Morrporrkian! Lotte From Heaven gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a flat paper box. Mistress Faycia asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: so that was the last one of this catogory, right? Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: the trick with the jester in was fole's trick. that last one was jehane's trick. :P Wee Fole von Bruxa Please use the black paper to vote and place it in the voting box please Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Right, that was all the tricks in this category - Nut will now be posting on the witches board! Young Nell al'Nighter starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Wee Fole von Bruxa drops Voting Box. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I am so glad nobody's trying to bribe the voters with scumble! You emote: Young Nut D'Spicey has posted the 4-stage tricks on the board now; please see the witches board. Young Phoibe finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges. GlasRhosyn Somniac finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Then who'sh the jeshterr? Young Lilian meeps sadly. Lotte From Heaven starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Young Phoibe puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in Voting Box. Aunty Blarka the Relic staggers around. Aelyn Somniac leaves west. Young Lilian gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from Voting Box. GlasRhosyn Somniac puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in Voting Box. Dariana Womblesworth gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a flat paper box. Young Nell al'Nighter finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges. Master Hirroshi the Tyger asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Am I too late to vote for anything? Aunty Blarka the Relic gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a flat paper box. A stream of expletives drifts down from above with Miss Chat riding a broom hot on its heels. Young Phoibe exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: remember a vote for Phoibe is a vote for smoke! Mistress Faycia starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Young Phoibe's eyes roll back into her head. Aunty Blarka the Relic juggles around her stuff and fumbles a broomstick. You greet Miss Chat. Young Phoibe leaves west. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges. Young Nell al'Nighter signs the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I'm about to vote, and I hven't got any scumble! Hint hint! You see Miss Chat the Witch. She is a strapping young human lass. She is in the background, somewhere. Somewhere in the darkness are things. Things which abhor the light, things which stalk the corner of the eys, things which watch and weave and wait. Things. Somewhere in the background is Chat. The oldest memories are of the swallowing mire, of the consuming fire, and the unseen terror. Chat is in the background. And she can't get out. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice thirty-five warts upon her face. She has a rice cooker floating around her. She is sooty all over, like a chimneysweep on extra duty. You cannot help but notice her squished and uplifted cleavage. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of black leather thigh boots, a pair of steel greaves, a pair of ornate metal gauntlets, a pair of steel plate vambraces, a long black velvet skirt, a black leather cinch, a black leather jumpsuit, a black satin midriff shirt, a steel breastplate, a black backpack, a set of neckirons, a mail coif, a klatchian steel great helm, pair of mirrored sunglasses, two fine sabre scabbards, seven purple roses, two club badges, a red badge and two thief's dagger scabbards. Carrying: a medium sized onyx bottle. Her purse is bulging with coins. Mistress Kit Nightingale puts the piece of writing paper with red edges in a pocket in the black backpack. Aunty Blarka the Relic eeks. Wee Fole von Bruxa says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Fole was the jester Mr Tempus Plavalaguna puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in Voting Box. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Anton of the Venerable Council of Seers, the Seventh Level Wizard, Purple powder for sale!, Basketcase, Member of the Apex Club (Idle: 2) Dark Arren Earlywine of Mrs. Widgery's Lodgers, the Fourth Level Wizard, Non Omnis Moriar, a member of judges, Welfare Officer, Supervisor of Tarnach Fendertwin's Quality Consumables (Ankh-Morpork) (Idle: 5) Aunty Blarka the Relic the Witch, Whining Old Hag, Memory Aid, Member of the Apex Club Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts (Idle: 4) Miss Chat the Witch, Red In Tooth And Claw, Unwelcome Hero, Member of the Apex Club Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Bunny Saviour, Member of the Apex Club Dariana Womblesworth of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab, the Sixth Level Wizard, There are thirty-four people here. <-------------------- Young Lilian holds a quill in her left hand. Wee Fole von Bruxa hugs Miss Chat. Mistress Kit Nightingale gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a pocket in a black backpack. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges. Miss Chat meeps. Young Nell al'Nighter puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in Voting Box. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in Voting Box. Miss Chat huggles Wee Fole von Bruxa. Aunty Blarka the Relic puts the tube of sticky glue in a pocket in the stylish black bag. Young Nell al'Nighter bings happily at Miss Chat. Aunty Blarka the Relic gets a broomstick from a fallow field. Mistress Faycia doesn't write anything after all. Young Nell al'Nighter gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Aunty Blarka the Relic starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Miss Chat fluffs Young Nell al'Nighter. Mistress Kit Nightingale scribbles something on the piece of writing paper with black edges. GlasRhosyn Somniac gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Young Lilian scribbles something on the piece of writing paper with black edges. Reverend Niakeeh holds a set of sapphire prayer beads in her right hand. Reverend Niakeeh falls flat on her face and spends some time talking to the ground. Reverend Niakeeh puts down a set of sapphire prayer beads. Young Nell al'Nighter puts the flat paper box in a pocket in the black silk backpack. Young Lilian scribbles something on the piece of writing paper with black edges. Tiny Lidia the Archangel starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Dark Arren Earlywine leaves west. Mistress Kit Nightingale reads the piece of writing paper with black edges. Young Lilian puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in Voting Box. Anton reads Agatean Readme. Mono Demonwright gets a piece of writing paper with black edges and a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Mistress Faycia starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Mono Demonwright puts the piece of writing paper with red edges in the flat paper box. Mistress Kit Nightingale signs the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Tiny Lidia the Archangel finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges. Mistress Kit Nightingale reads the piece of writing paper with black edges. Aunty Blarka the Relic finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges. Mono Demonwright starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Tiny Lidia the Archangel signs the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Aunty Blarka the Relic signs the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Silent Vryl Nightingale gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Cheeky juggles around her stuff and fumbles Scarred Hands. Young Phoibe arrives from the west. Anton grins at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Cheeky starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Silent Vryl Nightingale stands up. Silent Vryl Nightingale leaves west. Aunty Blarka the Relic puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in Voting Box. Anton leaves west. Tiny Lidia the Archangel puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in Voting Box. Mono Demonwright finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges. Mistress Kit Nightingale puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in Voting Box. Lotte From Heaven finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges. Wee Fole von Bruxa's eyes roll back into her head. Sultana Keb Casaubon comforts Black Earwax. Mistress Kit Nightingale gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a pocket in a black backpack. Cheeky drops the almost rotten Gammer Smith apple and the cured Gammer Smith apple. Mono Demonwright reads the piece of writing paper with black edges. Mono Demonwright signs the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Master Hirroshi the Tyger gets Agatean Readme from a fallow field. Lotte From Heaven puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in Voting Box. Miss Tohya StompyWitch leaves west. Mistress Faycia doesn't write anything after all. Mono Demonwright reads the piece of writing paper with black edges. Master Hirroshi the Tyger drops Agatean Readme. Aunty Blarka the Relic sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Young Lilian gets a cured Gammer Smith apple from a fallow field. Mono Demonwright puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in Voting Box. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I am but a sweet old seller of apples, and skinny besides. Pray take and eat one, dearie. Cheeky is so tempted by the cured Gammer Smith apple that she can't help but take it from Young Lilian. Cheeky eats a piece of the cured Gammer Smith apple. Miss Tohya StompyWitch arrives from the west. Light flashes from the delicate facets of Miss Chat's pair of honey-coloured crystal teardrop earrings. Cheeky eats a piece of the cured Gammer Smith apple. Young Phoibe exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: yay! my second ot.pe tm here! keep slipping things people! Black Magali Moonbright melts into a faintly luminescent puddle and seeps slowly into the ground. Mistress Faycia starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Young Lilian gets an almost rotten Gammer Smith apple from a fallow field. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Lawks. I am but a harmless old seller of apples, and skinny besides. Pray take and eat one, dearie. Aelyn Somniac arrives from the west. Lotte From Heaven is so tempted by the almost rotten Gammer Smith apple that she can't help but take it from Young Lilian. Lotte From Heaven eats a piece of the almost rotten Gammer Smith apple. Aunty Blarka the Relic drops the medium sized black bottle. Lotte From Heaven eats a piece of the almost rotten Gammer Smith apple. Lotte From Heaven eats a piece of the almost rotten Gammer Smith apple. Miss Tohya StompyWitch puts two large round stones up to her ear and listens intently. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna huggles Master Hirroshi the Tyger. Aunty Blarka the Relic sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Lotte From Heaven eats the last of the almost rotten Gammer Smith apple. Wee Fole von Bruxa huggles Master Hirroshi the Tyger. Miss Tohya StompyWitch grins at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Master Hirroshi the Tyger huggles Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. You see Master Hirroshi the Tyger of the Hoodwinkers, the Fourth Level Wizard. He is a wise, adventurous Tyger. He is a large armoured wizard standing proudly with a staff, or two. His face is heavily scarred, providing clear evidence of a tough yet adventerous life, while the rest of his body is lean and well kept. Armour blankets some parts of his body but there may be more than that that meets the eye, his flowing azure robe smothers his making him look wise and authorititive. He is in good shape. He is standing. His skin looks strangely mineral-like. He has a Tsortean metal shield floating around him. Holding : Staff Of Black Arts (left hand) and Staff Of Ruination (right hand). Wearing : an azure robe, a black backpack, a worn klatchian steel skull helm, a wooden ring, a blue crystal ring, a club badge, a Say Ko watch and a green malachite pendant. Carrying: Orb Of Protection. His purse is bulging with coins. Lotte From Heaven waggles her finger at Young Lilian. Young Phoibe huggles Sister Rhonda D'Vine. Aunty Blarka the Relic falls heavily. You wince in sympathy. Master Hirroshi the Tyger huggles Wee Fole von Bruxa. Young Phoibe giggles lightly at Sister Rhonda D'Vine. Aunty Blarka the Relic says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Well thish ish morre fun that I thought it would be. Young Lilian huggles Aunty Blarka the Relic. Lotte From Heaven gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Sister Rhonda D'Vine huggles Young Phoibe smilingly. Lotte From Heaven drops one of the flat paper boxes. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Aunty Blarka, I declare, you are a pessimist. You hug Bluius Lamont. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: 10 votes for this category in - please vote on black paper! Aunty Blarka the Relic says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I mean... My, haven't witchin' shtandarrdsh gone downhill? I'll shay they have. Dariana Womblesworth starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Young Lilian kicks Unlucky Charlie. Mistress Faycia finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges. Young Phoibe helps Aunty Blarka up and gives her a bit more scumble Dariana Womblesworth finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges. Mistress Faycia reads the piece of writing paper with black edges. Dariana Womblesworth puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in Voting Box. Mistress Faycia puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in Voting Box. Cheeky finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges. Geryon Womblesworth gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a flat paper box. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna puts the badly-rolled cigarette in a pocket in Tomorrow. Aunty Blarka the Relic hiccups. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna stands up. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna leaves west. Cheeky acks. Mistress Faycia asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: okay i have to go, does anyone want to vote for the last catogory for me? Tiny Lidia the Archangel drops one of the flat paper boxes. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I think they've only gotten better. I've seen real talent today already. Geryon Womblesworth starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I am not a peshshimisht! And I'll not have you ushin' that language arround me, you SHultana. I have not peshshed the whole day long. Deshpite my thrreatsh. Black Earwax nods at Aelyn Somniac. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna arrives from the west. Wicked Frazyl starts writing on the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Aelyn Somniac grins. Geryon Womblesworth finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Not from me you haven't! Tiny Lidia the Archangel buries a flat paper box deep within the ground. Sultana Keb Casaubon laughs. Mono Demonwright asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: So, why does my red paper think it's black as well? Geryon Womblesworth signs the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Reverend Niakeeh giggles. Cheeky gets a piece of writing paper with black edges from a flat paper box. Geryon Womblesworth reads the piece of writing paper with black edges. Wee Fole von Bruxa asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: any more votes for the voting box? Mono Demonwright gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Aunty Blarka the Relic burps. Geryon Womblesworth puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in Voting Box. Cheeky puts the piece of writing paper with black edges in Voting Box. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Hands up if you wear a frock! ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, a member of trials, Basketcase (Playtester) Aunty Blarka the Relic the Witch, Whining Old Hag, Memory Aid, Member of the Apex Club Bluius Lamont (Senior) the Quantum Butterfly, Fluffy and Cute(TM), Patron of the Arts Miss Chat the Witch, Red In Tooth And Claw, Unwelcome Hero, Member of the Apex Club Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Bunny Saviour, Member of the Apex Club Dariana Womblesworth of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab, the Sixth Level Wizard, There are thirty-two people here. <-------------------- Wicked Frazyl finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with black edges. Mistress Kit Nightingale puts her hands down Wicked Frazyl signs the piece of writing paper with black edges with the quill. Wicked Frazyl reads the piece of writing paper with black edges. Black Earwax raises her hand. There is a sudden white flash around Geryon Womblesworth. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at Geryon Womblesworth. Tiny Lidia the Archangel exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: its not a frock! its a robe! Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: If you wearr a frrock, then you can frrock off. Young Nell al'Nighter wombles around. Young Phoibe gets a pair of white terry cloth knickers from a pocket in a hunter's pack. Dariana Womblesworth smiles at Young Lilian. Young Phoibe juggles around her stuff and fumbles a bongo drum. Aunty Blarka the Relic staggers around. Sultana Keb Casaubon throws back her head and cackles with glee. Icicle the giant fruitbat flaps her wings. Young Phoibe leaves west. Mistress Faycia asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: anyone want to do my last vote? Sultana Keb Casaubon pulls herself together. Lotte From Heaven gets a delightfully decorated box from a pocket in a black silk backpack. Aelyn Somniac gets Djelian Readme from a pocket in Cheveril. Young Phoibe arrives from the west. Lotte From Heaven opens the delightfully decorated box. Aelyn Somniac drops Djelian Readme. Young Phoibe gets a bongo drum from a fallow field. Young Phoibe leaves west. Wee Fole von Bruxa calls one last time for any more votes. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Anymorre trricksh? Wicked Frazyl slips a piece of writing paper with black edges to Voting Box. Scattered light dances from Miss Chat's pair of honey-coloured crystal teardrop earrings. Lotte From Heaven drops the delightfully decorated box. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Nobody can do your vote, that's silly Mono Demonwright puts the piece of writing paper with red edges in the flat paper box. Lotte From Heaven gets a delightfully decorated box from a fallow field. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: There's still the Valentines theme tricks. Young Phoibe arrives from the west. Wicked Frazyl gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Master Hirroshi the Tyger reads Djelian Readme. Lotte From Heaven puts the delightfully decorated box in a pocket in the hunter's pack. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets Voting Box from a fallow field. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: We've got 15 votes for this category, after this we'll be moving on to the Valentine's themed tricks. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: You know, the silly frilly pink lacey ones. Aunty Blarka the Relic asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: How many of them arre therre? Miss Chat does a technicolour yawn. Mistress Faycia says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: well there own on my paper, i have to get going and it would be a shame to waste the votes Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically at Miss Chat. Estoufee D'Spicey applauds Miss Chat wholeheartedly. Wee Fole von Bruxa leaves west. Lotte From Heaven sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: We have 9 tricks in the Valentine's category. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Do you have to vote forr one of the people competin'? Orr can I vote forr shomeone elshe? Geryon Womblesworth meeps at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Forr inshtance, can I vote forr myshelf? Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: But it doesn't make sense for somebody to vite for you Aunty Blarka the Relic trips up. Aelyn Somniac says to Aunty Blarka the Relic in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Well, you can vote for me. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Estoufee D'Spicey. Aelyn Somniac beams at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Strianna the giant fruitbat scratches her belly. Lotte From Heaven trips up. Aunty Blarka the Relic staggers around. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I'm a bit trricky, you shee - shurrely I could vote forr myshelf? Geryon Womblesworth indicates that he understood! Sister Rhonda D'Vine says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I thingk I'd like to vote for the valentine's category, if I'm allowed to? At least I'll keep hanging around, watching.... Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I'm voting for Warfal who is showing true lurv by feedin' all them bats! Mistress Kit Nightingale votes for Scumble Bluius Lamont explodes into thousands of tiny pieces. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Right! Fole's gone off to count the votes, in the mean time, let's get the next category started! Bluius Lamont leaves west. Faycia leaves the game. Aunty Blarka the Relic hiccups. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Everybody huggle warfal! Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: is it? Wicked Frazyl strokes the emerald green crystal brooch persuasively. The emerald green crystal brooch begins to glow as it searches for Bearded Warfal. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: First up: Phoibe with Valentine's Surprise. Young Phoibe asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: oh, me again? Aunty Blarka the Relic goes green. Young Phoibe giggles lightly at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Young Phoibe stands in uffish thought. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Lotte From Heaven staggers around. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Sister Rhonda D'Vine cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. GlasRhosyn Somniac encourages Young Phoibe. Young Lilian asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Aunty Blarka looks good in green, don't you think? Dariana Womblesworth beams at Mono Demonwright really. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Aunty Blarka the Relic agrees with Young Lilian wholeheartedly. Geryon Womblesworth gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Master Hirroshi the Tyger stands in uffish thought. Sister Rhonda D'Vine cheers more at Young Phoibe. Mono Demonwright asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Does anyone still need a voting paper for the valentine round? Strianna the giant fruitbat scratches her belly. Young Lilian throws back her head and cackles with glee. Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: um, i had a bit of trouble with this one. if you know me very very very well, you know why i'm not much into valentines, especially this year. but here goes Sister Rhonda D'Vine raises her eyebrows. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I'll take one. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I have two Aunty Blarka the Relic reads the broomstick. Sister Rhonda D'Vine raises her hand. Aunty Blarka the Relic sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Yes please Mistress Kit Nightingale encourages Young Phoibe. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gives a piece of writing paper with red edges to Sultana Keb Casaubon. Sultana Keb Casaubon thanks Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Mono Demonwright gives a flat paper box to Sister Rhonda D'Vine. Lotte From Heaven exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Go Phoibe! Miss Chat's pair of honey-coloured crystal teardrop earrings glimmers. Young Phoibe wears Hard Hat. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos at Young Phoibe. Young Lilian asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Isn't a sultana a dried grape? Sister Rhonda D'Vine exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Smoke it! Young Phoibe gets a Poo-Bah Mirror from a pocket in a hunter's pack. Lotte From Heaven cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Aelyn Somniac says to Young Lilian in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: No, it's a Keb, I'm quite sure of that. Mono Demonwright gives a quill to Sister Rhonda D'Vine. Anton arrives from the west. Sister Rhonda D'Vine thanks Mono Demonwright. Young Phoibe takes out a small mirror, the type typically used in scrying. Breathing on it, she shows the mirror to Unlucky Charlie. In it he can see none other than his sweet valentine...IN THE ARMS OF ANOTHER!!! Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Shh. It's a female member of the royal family in Klatch. Hush now. Aunty Blarka the Relic burps. Young Phoibe tries to mumble something about not being very good at this type of scrying and to forget about it, but it is too late. The damage has been done. Young Lilian sings I was only! 24 hours from Tulsaaaa!. Young Phoibe looks for a place to hide as she watches anger brew in the face of Unlucky Charlie. She doesn't dare move until she sees him leave. Young Phoibe turns back to her mirror just in time to see Unlucky Charlie, fire in his eyes. The room is set ablaze! Unlucky Charlie's poor adulterous lover is consumed in the flames. Mono Demonwright waves. Mono Demonwright leaves west. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. You wave to Mono Demonwright. Geryon Womblesworth cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Aunty Blarka the Relic burps. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Lune has reconnected. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles. Young Nell al'Nighter applauds Young Phoibe wholeheartedly. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Young Phoibe wholeheartedly. Strianna the giant fruitbat squeaks happily. Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna, Black Earwax and Mistress Kit Nightingale gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Nell al'Nighter squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: dang. having a bad casting day... Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. GlasRhosyn Somniac woos at Young Phoibe. Sister Rhonda D'Vine giggles at Young Phoibe. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Estoufee D'Spicey. Aunty Blarka the Relic drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Young Phoibe takes out a small mirror, the type typically used in scrying. Breathing on it, she shows the mirror to Unlucky Charlie. In it he can see none other than his sweet valentine...IN THE ARMS OF ANOTHER!!! Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Phoibe tries to mumble something about not being very good at this type of scrying and to forget about it, but it is too late. The damage has been done. The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Phoibe exhales. Lotte From Heaven comforts Young Phoibe. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic drops one of the medium sized black bottles. Young Phoibe looks for a place to hide as she watches anger brew in the face of Unlucky Charlie. She doesn't dare move until she sees him leave. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at Geryon Womblesworth. Young Phoibe turns back to her mirror just in time to see Unlucky Charlie, fire in his eyes. The room is set ablaze! Unlucky Charlie's poor adulterous lover is consumed in the flames. Aunty Blarka the Relic stands up. Aunty Blarka the Relic stumbles off towards the west. Aunty Blarka the Relic arrives from the west. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Miss Tohya StompyWitch leaves west. Aunty Blarka the Relic gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Phoibe gives up Miss Chat leaves west. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Death to adulterers! Young Phoibe removes Hard Hat. Cheeky gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Unlucky Charlie fidgets uncomfortably. Unlucky Charlie finally tells you: This is what I saw: Phoibe takes out a small mirror, the type typically used in scrying. Breathing on it, she shows the mirror to you. In it you can see none other than your sweet valentine...IN THE ARMS OF ANOTHER!!! Phoibe tries to mumble something about not being very good at this type of scrying and to forget about it, but it is too late. The damage has been done. Phoibe looks for a place to hide as she watches anger brew in the face of you. She doesn't dare move until she sees you leave. Phoibe turns back to her mirror just in time to see you, fire in your eyes. The room is set ablaze! your poor adulterous lover is consumed in the flames. Mistress Kit Nightingale hugs Young Phoibe. Aelyn Somniac gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. GlasRhosyn Somniac goes WOOOOO-HOOOOO! at Young Phoibe. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna wuffles Young Phoibe affectionately. Wicked Frazyl asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: What was next? Sister Rhonda D'Vine gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon comforts Young Phoibe. Wicked Frazyl squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I liked it :) Young Nell al'Nighter huggles Young Phoibe. Aunty Blarka the Relic stumbles off towards the west. Lotte From Heaven comforts Young Phoibe. The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Phoibe exhales. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Yes, what we saw looked great. Aunty Blarka the Relic arrives from the west. Dariana Womblesworth nods at Geryon Womblesworth. Sister Rhonda D'Vine hand Phoibe some mint. Lune Casaubon grimaces slightly at the garlic breath wafting around. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Now why would you want to shet shomeone on firre? Aunty Blarka the Relic trips over and falls on her face. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I'd buy that for a crown! Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Thank you Phoibe, that was Dramatic. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: That'sh mosht inconshiderrate. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles. The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Phoibe exhales. Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: the when finished is supposed to say "Everyone say hi to Charlie, the most elegiable person on Disc!" Young Nell al'Nighter giggles. Dariana Womblesworth grins. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Some people like to be set on fire Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: And yourr brreath pongsh like a towelhead, Phoibe. Sultana Keb Casaubon asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Even if they're gay, right Aunty? Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles at Young Phoibe. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Anton gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna smirks. Aunty Blarka the Relic looks ill, then falls over and lies there with a blank look on her face. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: And for our next trick - Earwax, with Channel No. 5! Mistress Kit Nightingale grins at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Young Phoibe sits down. Geryon Womblesworth comforts Unlucky Charlie. Sultana Keb Casaubon laughs. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax. Master Hirroshi the Tyger laughs. Aelyn Somniac peers at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Anton grins at Young Phoibe. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax. The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Phoibe exhales. Aelyn Somniac loudly says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I suppose that makes her smell better. Lotte From Heaven woos at Black Earwax. GlasRhosyn Somniac applauds Black Earwax wholeheartedly. Black Earwax says in Morporkian: Ok, here goes... I had hardly any time, so I had to scoot over to Agnes' place to consult the books. Black Earwax says in Morporkian: Ready... Aunty Blarka the Relic snores contentedly. Black Earwax says 'Well, according to the books, to charm the socks of a person, all it takes is a simple love potion'. Black Earwax turns her hat upside down, to make a handy vessel. She pours some scumble in it, tosses in a sweetie and chants something obscene. Young Phoibe giggles lightly at Sister Rhonda D'Vine. Black Earwax squeezes off a wart and tosses it in. She swirls the concoction and then channels it into a perfume bottle. Aunty Blarka the Relic blinks her eyes blearily and picks herself up. The strong smell of garlic reaches you as Phoibe exhales. Aunty Blarka the Relic looks ill, then falls over and lies there with a blank look on her face. Mistress Kit Nightingale laughs. 'Don't worry', says Black Earwax, 'It won't last long'. She gives the bottle a quick squeeze and mists the contents into the air. Aunty Blarka the Relic mutters something about her mother. Aunty Blarka the Relic opens her eyes, looks around stupidly, and passes out again. The blood rushes from your feet as you feel your passion rise. Awed by Earwax's Socks Appeal, you wonder if she might want some. Mistress Kit Nightingale rolls around on the floor laughing. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at Black Earwax. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon giggles. Young Nell al'Nighter laughs at Black Earwax. You suddenly realise Young Lilian has been standing here all along. Young Lilian and Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. GlasRhosyn Somniac cackles at Black Earwax. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna laughs at Black Earwax. Geryon Womblesworth grins. Young Lilian stares scathingly at Unlucky Charlie. Cheeky smiles. Young Phoibe giggles lightly at Black Earwax. Cheeky and Tiny Lidia the Archangel gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically. Young Lilian seems locked in a staring contest with Unlucky Charlie. Unlucky Charlie yelps. Smoke is coming out of Unlucky Charlie's ears. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Geryon Womblesworth applauds wholeheartedly. Dariana Womblesworth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Nell al'Nighter and Aelyn Somniac gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Reverend Niakeeh closes her eyes. Reverend Niakeeh utters a prayer. Reverend Niakeeh places her hands on Aunty Blarka the Relic who staggers and looks weak, if relieved. Lune Casaubon snickers. Black Earwax and Sister Rhonda D'Vine gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna stares scathingly at Unlucky Charlie. Young Phoibe gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic blinks her eyes blearily and picks herself up. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Have I mishshed the Trrialsh? Lotte From Heaven grins at Black Earwax. Aunty Blarka the Relic trips over and falls on her face. GlasRhosyn Somniac snickers at Reverend Niakeeh. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Did I mishsh anythin'? Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Yes. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Oh. Aelyn Somniac says to Aunty Blarka the Relic in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Just Earwax's Socks Appeal. ;) Reverend Niakeeh blends into the background. Aunty Blarka the Relic frowns. Sister Rhonda D'Vine gives Black Earwax a big wet smooch on the lips. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins sunniva. Wicked Frazyl exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Ooo-err, a genuine love potion! Sister Rhonda D'Vine blushes. Venerable Father Pythium Veridicus arrives from the west. Young Nell al'Nighter bingles happily at Venerable Father Pythium Veridicus. GlasRhosyn Somniac exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: wart's and all! Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Well, that trrick that I didn't shee wash the besht one sho farr. It'sh got my vote. Can we go to the pub now? Geryon Womblesworth grins at Dariana Womblesworth. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The pub is very close! Aunty Blarka the Relic staggers around. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: And moving on from Earwax's Socks Appeal (I don't want to know what that smells like, even if it was Channel No. 5) - next is Mistress Kit Nightingale's Unsolicited Wooing! The smoke grey moon dragon nibbles on her claw. Venerable Father Pythium Veridicus reads Djelian Readme, Agatean Readme and Morporkian Readme. Miss Tohya StompyWitch arrives from the west. Prospero shivers. Mistress Kit Nightingale laughs. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Wee Fole von Bruxa arrives from the west. Geryon Womblesworth cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale. | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has &-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a freezing cold secundus autumn's afternoon with almost no wind and dense cloud cover. There is one obvious exit: west. Tiny Lidia the Archangel is watching with awe, Geryon Womblesworth is gawking like a tourist, Sultana Keb Casaubon is hovering on a broom, a swarm of fireflies is buzzing around, Aunty Blarka the Relic, Lotte From Heaven and Cheeky are lying here, Mr Tempus Plavalaguna is leaning against his wifey, Dariana Womblesworth is lost in spam, a tiny cobalt blue moth is flittering about, Young Phoibe, Wicked Frazyl, Mistress Kit Nightingale, GlasRhosyn Somniac and Young Nell al'Nighter are sitting here, a smoke grey moon dragon is perched on Venerable Father Pythium Veridicus and Wee Fole von Bruxa, Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Venerable Father Pythium Veridicus, Anton, Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna, Aelyn Somniac, Master Hirroshi the Tyger, Young Lilian, Prospero, Wee Inari Jarvi, Sister Rhonda D'Vine, Black Earwax, Estoufee D'Spicey, Reverend Niakeeh, Touchstone, Lune Casaubon and Unlucky Charlie are standing here. Two flat paper boxes, Morporkian Readme, Agatean Readme, two medium sized black bottles and Djelian Readme are on the ground and Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Well I can't follow that... Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale. The smoke grey moon dragon peers at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: but I'll have a wee go Young Phoibe exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: yes you can! Mistress Kit Nightingale laughs. Mistress Kit Nightingale smirks. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Not morre wee... Geryon Womblesworth exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: no weeing! is a family event! Mistress Kit Nightingale stands and shuffles forward once again to introduce her next trick. Mistress Kit Nightingale smiles. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: As this year's first witch trials are featuring a 'Valentines' theme... Mistress Kit Nightingale tries not to puke at all the slushiness. Mistress Kit Nightingale sniggers. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets fifteen pieces of writing paper with black edges and a piece of writing paper with grey edges from Voting Box. Mistress Kit Nightingale coughs loudly. Mistress Kit Nightingale exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I decided to enter an old trick of mine. Since it was first performed here for you all it has been completely rewritten and tweaked 'I-do-not-know-how-many-times', but its more than many many many lots! The smoke grey moon dragon stares icily at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Aunty Blarka the Relic agrees with Geryon Womblesworth wholeheartedly. Mistress Kit Nightingale sticks her tongue out the side of her mouth as she squishes up her face in concentration and counts on her fingers and toes... Mistress Kit Nightingale grins. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Anyways... since its very much in the lovey-dovey stylie I would like to reintroduce to you 'Mistress Kit Nightingale's Unsolicited Wooing'. I hope you enjoy it. Mistress Kit Nightingale beams brightly. The smoke grey moon dragon tickles Venerable Father Pythium Veridicus as she moves about. Wee Fole von Bruxa leaves west. Venerable Father Pythium Veridicus gets a smoke grey moon dragon from a fallow field. Small golden sparks fly from Venerable Father Pythium Veridicus' hammer and anvil bracelet as the hammer clashes with the anvil. Mistress Kit Nightingale spams you Mistress Kit Nightingale sniggers. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Mistress Kit Nightingale vaguely waves her hand in a circle and enchants the surrounding air, saturating it densely until it is heavy with raw magic and dark bewitchments, causing it to shimmer octarine. She stares at something on the horizon and concentrates. Mistress Kit Nightingale brews an incredibly potent batch of pheromones and wafts them at Unlucky Charlie. The air fills with an intoxicating aroma and Casanunda the amorous dwarf appears as if from nowhere looking rapacious. Anton grins at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Wee Fole von Bruxa arrives from the west. Mistress Kit Nightingale chants encouragingly at Casanunda. The kinky little dwarf suddenly whips out a ladder, and eagerly climbs up next to Unlucky Charlie. Venerable Father Pythium Veridicus removes the hammer and anvil bracelet. Venerable Father Pythium Veridicus puts the hammer and anvil bracelet in a pocket in Endless Hall. Mistress Kit Nightingale enchants Unlucky Charlie into being more open to the powers of suggestion. Casanunda passionately croons a corny love song and makes a big wet kissy face. Miss Tohya StompyWitch gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Unlucky Charlie gives the little dwarf a big sloppy snog and the spell breaks. Unlucky Charlie wipes his lips in disgust and whimpers. Casanunda looks pleased and folds up the ladder, then the unrelenting little scamp skips off to find a new romantic conquest. Miss Tohya StompyWitch gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna and Wee Fole von Bruxa gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale bows Sister Rhonda D'Vine gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. A simple matron arrives from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds Mistress Kit Nightingale wholeheartedly. Sultana Keb Casaubon laughs. Reverend Niakeeh applauds Mistress Kit Nightingale wholeheartedly. Unlucky Charlie fidgets uncomfortably. Unlucky Charlie finally tells you: This is what I saw: Kit Nightingale vaguely waves her hand in a circle and enchants the surrounding air, saturating it densely until it is heavy with raw magic and dark bewitchments, causing it to shimmer octarine. She stares at something on the horizon and concentrates. Kit Nightingale brews an incredibly potent batch of pheromones and wafts them at you. The air fills with an intoxicating aroma and Casanunda the amorous dwarf appears as if from nowhere looking rapacious. Kit Nightingale chants encouragingly at Casanunda. The kinky little dwarf suddenly whips out a ladder, and eagerly climbs up next to you. Kit Nightingale enchants you into being more open to the powers of suggestion. Casanunda passionately croons a corny love song and makes a big wet kissy face. You give the little dwarf a big sloppy snog and the spell breaks. You wipe your lips in disgust and whimper. Casanunda looks pleased and folds up the ladder, then the unrelenting little scamp skips off to find a new romantic conquest. Young Nell al'Nighter and Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac applauds Mistress Kit Nightingale wholeheartedly. Geryon Womblesworth applauds Mistress Kit Nightingale wholeheartedly. Cheeky gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian cheers wildly at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I think I remember the original rendition. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna applauds Mistress Kit Nightingale wholeheartedly. Mistress Kit Nightingale sits down. Estoufee D'Spicey gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Mistress Kit Nightingale nodnods at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Nell al'Nighter applauds wholeheartedly. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Dariana Womblesworth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: yep i did the first one at the last trial Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Venerable Father Pythium Veridicus applauds Mistress Kit Nightingale wholeheartedly. Aelyn Somniac agrees with Mistress Kit Nightingale wholeheartedly. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: it was awful lol Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: What'sh a ferrrromoan? Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles. Young Lilian glances at Unlucky Charlie. Master Hirroshi the Tyger woos at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Lotte From Heaven woos at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Lilian trips Unlucky Charlie. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Next - Lilian, with Scumble Knife! The simple matron leaves west. Dariana Womblesworth cheers enthusiastically at Young Lilian. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Young Lilian. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Oh me Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wicked Frazyl squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Lotte From Heaven cheers enthusiastically at Young Lilian. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles at Young Lilian. GlasRhosyn Somniac encourages Young Lilian. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: It's a Thing. Lotte From Heaven goes WOOOOO-HOOOOO! at Young Lilian. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Young Lilian. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Well if you like scumble, you might like this Young Lilian sticks Unlucky Charlie up on his pole. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Aunty Blarka the Relic perks up at the mention of scumble. Aunty Blarka the Relic sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Young Lilian gives Unlucky Charlie a deep and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever... Mistress Kit Nightingale wants more drinkies Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Sorry sorry Aunty Blarka the Relic does a technicolour yawn. Mistress Kit Nightingale gets a medium sized black bottle from a fallow field. Venerable Father Pythium Veridicus grins As soon as I finish getting all my replacement AM charms to turn, I'll talk to you. at Aelyn Somniac. A simple matron arrives from the west. Venerable Father Pythium Veridicus grins at Aelyn Somniac. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Mistress Kit Nightingale wholeheartedly. Mistress Kit Nightingale drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Aunty Blarka the Relic hiccups. Lune has reconnected. Young Lilian points at Unlucky Charlie and concentrate on the essence of scumble. Scumble starts oozing out of Unlucky Charlie, and then catches on fire, burning with a violent violet flame. The flames leap and roar and crackle and pulse deep purple until surely Unlucky Charlie has been totally consumed. The flames subside slightly to reveal Unlucky Charlie, bright and shiny and wreathed in violet flames. Young Lilian gives Unlucky Charlie a deep and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever... Lune Casaubon mutters under his breath at himself. Aunty Blarka the Relic staggers around. Prospero shivers. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: And that's it Sultana Keb Casaubon gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic staggers around. Young Lilian waves. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Young Lilian wholeheartedly. Anton gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac applauds Young Lilian wholeheartedly. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Young Lilian. Cheeky and Aunty Blarka the Relic gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds Young Lilian wholeheartedly. Mistress Kit Nightingale claps her hands. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically. Mistress Kit Nightingale and Young Lilian gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Nell al'Nighter squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Geryon Womblesworth cheers enthusiastically at Young Lilian. Dariana Womblesworth smiles at Young Lilian. Aunty Blarka the Relic cheers for scumble. Reverend Niakeeh applauds wholeheartedly. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wicked Frazyl squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. The simple matron leaves west. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Nell al'Nighter applauds Young Lilian wholeheartedly. Venerable Father Pythium Veridicus leaves west. Mistress Kit Nightingale grins. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Lotte From Heaven says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: You burned the Scumble! That's a crime Young Lilian squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: And that was Lilian's Scumble Knife. You might remember Nymphnode from the first category. Well, she's back again, with Nymphnode's Adorian Antics. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna twirls Young Lilian round in circles. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Young Lilian. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. A chubby little boy arrives from the west. Lotte From Heaven sobs on Young Lilian's shoulder. Aelyn Somniac looks like Nymphnode. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I've sheen all theshe trricksh beforre, I have. You can't teach an old witch new trricksh, err, yesh. Young Lilian giggles. Aunty Blarka the Relic trips up. Master Hirroshi the Tyger gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian stares scathingly at the chubby little boy. Dariana Womblesworth and Black Earwax gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale pats Aunty Blarka the Relic on the head. Young Phoibe gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian seems locked in a staring contest with the chubby little boy. The chubby little boy whimpers in pain. The chubby little boy yelps. Smoke is coming out of the chubby little boy's ears. Young Lilian stabs the chubby little boy in the left leg with her quill. Young Lilian leaves west. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles at Aunty Blarka the Relic. The chubby little boy runs around you in little circles. Estoufee D'Spicey gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sister Rhonda D'Vine gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. The chubby little boy leaves west. Mistress Kit Nightingale drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Miss Tohya StompyWitch gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I can't even rrememberr the firrsht categorry. Aelyn Somniac takes Unlucky Charlie down from his pole. Unlucky Charlie fidgets uncomfortably. Unlucky Charlie finally tells you: This is what I saw: Lilian points at you and concentrate on the essence of scumble. Scumble starts oozing out of you, and then catches on fire, burning with a violent violet flame. The flames leap and roar and crackle and pulse deep purple until surely you has been totally consumed. The flames subside slightly to reveal you, bright and shiny and wreathed in violet flames. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Wherre arre we, anyway? Dariana Womblesworth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian arrives from the west. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Lotte From Heaven pokes Aunty Blarka the Relic in the forehead. Aelyn Somniac says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Whoops, I seem to be missing a component. Mistress Kit Nightingale staggers around. Aelyn Somniac coughs embarrassedly. Aunty Blarka the Relic winks suggestively at Lotte From Heaven. Sultana Keb Casaubon eeks at Aelyn Somniac. Sultana Keb Casaubon asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: What do you need? Aunty Blarka the Relic says to Lotte From Heaven in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Why, you'rre a prretty young lady... Aelyn Somniac asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Anyone have a red rose? Young Lilian winks knowingly at Unlucky Charlie. Lune Casaubon ponders. Unlucky Charlie shuffles nervously. Lune Casaubon only has a black one to offer. Lotte From Heaven meeps at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna leaves west. Reverend Niakeeh asks in Uberwaldean with a Morporkian accent: Voyeszovki ka vakyane jeden vo? GlasRhosyn Somniac says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I do Aelyn Somniac says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Nope, this trick seems to insist on a red one. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Tricks are bloody specific, unfortunatly. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna arrives from the west. Young Lilian exclaims in Uberwaldean with a Lancrastian accent: Szczzo szoovevodhaszovki lyerda moczy zhalokza!!! GlasRhosyn Somniac gets a red rose from a pocket in a black silk backpack. Sister Rhonda D'Vine gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. GlasRhosyn Somniac gives a red rose to Aelyn Somniac. The mist around Touchstone glows a vivid orange. Aelyn Somniac thanks GlasRhosyn Somniac. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds galsrhosyn. Lotte From Heaven huggles Aunty Blarka the Relic. Unlucky Charlie looks more determined. A simple matron arrives from the west. GlasRhosyn Somniac bows to Aelyn Somniac. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically. Wee Fole von Bruxa mutters under her breath. Aunty Blarka the Relic says to Lotte From Heaven in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Carre to give yourr Aunty Blarrka a foot rrub? They get terrrrible corrnsh theshe daysh. Aelyn Somniac slowly closes her eyes and softly strokes the petals of a rose, seemingly channeling her thoughts into the petals themselves. Inhaling deeply, Aelyn Somniac gently beckons towards Unlucky Charlie with one hand. Soft, light images of the petals float out from the rose, and dance beguilingly around Unlucky Charlie, filling him with saucy, tempting thoughts. Mistress Kit Nightingale laughs. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. The petals slowly settle on Charlie&s shoulders and seem to sink into his skin. Unlucky Charlie loosens his collar as sweat begins to pour down his face. His eyes widen, and steam shoots from his ears, before his colour fades to normal. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles. Estoufee D'Spicey gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. The simple matron exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: So much to do today! Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: And that was Nymphnode's Adorian Antics. Prospero shivers. Sultana Keb Casaubon gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic agrees with the simple matron wholeheartedly. Wee Fole von Bruxa gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Unlucky Charlie fidgets uncomfortably. Unlucky Charlie finally tells you: This is what I saw: Aelyn Somniac slowly closes her eyes and softly strokes the petals of a rose, seemingly channeling her thoughts into the petals themselves. Inhaling deeply, Aelyn Somniac gently beckons towards you with one hand. Soft, light images of the petals float out from the rose, and dance beguilingly around you, filling you with saucy, tempting thoughts. The petals slowly settle on Charlie&s shoulders and seem to sink into your skin. You loosens your collar as sweat begins to pour down your face. Your eyes widen, and steam shoots from your ears, before your colour fades to normal. Lotte From Heaven says to Aunty Blarka the Relic in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Ehm...I just remebered....i left my tea on the fire Young Lilian winks knowingly at the simple matron. Reverend Niakeeh giggles. Aunty Blarka the Relic gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Aelyn Somniac wholeheartedly. Tiny Lidia the Archangel puts down a quill. GlasRhosyn Somniac blinks. Sister Rhonda D'Vine gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Miss Tohya StompyWitch gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Tiny Lidia the Archangel fails to hold a mounted pewter shield. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds wholeheartedly. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers for nymphnode. The simple matron shuffles nervously. The simple matron leaves west. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos at Aelyn Somniac. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I'm not shurre that we shhould be shpendin' sho much time lookin' at Charrlie'sh ballsh. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna cheers loudly. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: I'll be casting another trick in the stead of Alleya this time, one you should all like: Alleya's Scumble Bunny. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically. GlasRhosyn Somniac applauds Aelyn Somniac wholeheartedly. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Dariana Womblesworth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale twirls Aelyn Somniac round in circles. Young Lilian asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: You're not sure? Aelyn Somniac grins. Estoufee D'Spicey gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac shuffles into her Alleya look. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Well, ball. He only has one, poor bugger. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon laughs. Geryon Womblesworth puts down a quill. Young Lilian squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Geryon Womblesworth draws Fric from the pair of black soft-soled boots into his left hand. Geryon Womblesworth draws Frac from the pair of black soft-soled boots into his right hand. Aunty Blarka the Relic sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Aelyn Somniac makes a few mystic passes with her hands, producing a bottle of scumble out of a mysterious fold of her clothing. She drinks deeply from the bottle, puffing her cheeks out to hold the liquid like an enchanting little chipmunk. Tiny Lidia the Archangel fails to hold a mounted pewter shield. Mistress Kit Nightingale drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Aelyn Somniac tilts her head back and spins around like a dervish, spraying out a fine mist of scumble into the air around her which forms into a pillar of sparkling yellow motes. Geryon Womblesworth sheathes Fric and Frac in the pair of black soft-soled boots. Geryon Womblesworth holds a quill in his left hand. Wicked Frazyl squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Aelyn Somniac dances around and around the pillar waggling her bottom, wrinkling her nose and flopping her hands around her head in an uncanny imitation of a slighty-crazy bunny. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna puts down a quill from his left hand. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna holds a jo in his left hand and right hand. Cheeky gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. A scumble bunny appears from the pillar, hops towards Unlucky Charlie and hands him a card before vanishing. He opens it, and can make out the words 'Happy Valentines Day'...before the card dissolves into a spray of scumble, drenching him completely. Tiny Lidia the Archangel holds a quill in her left hand. Geryon Womblesworth grins at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Wee Fole von Bruxa, Sultana Keb Casaubon and Cheeky gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna and Estoufee D'Spicey gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic burps. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Aelyn Somniac wholeheartedly. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds wholeheartedly. Young Nell al'Nighter and Miss Tohya StompyWitch gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Unlucky Charlie fidgets uncomfortably. Unlucky Charlie finally tells you: This is what I saw: Aelyn Somniac makes a few mystic passes with her hands, producing a bottle of scumble out of a mysterious fold of her clothing. She drinks deeply from the bottle, puffing her cheeks out to hold the liquid like an enchanting little chipmunk. Aelyn Somniac tilts her head back and spins around like a dervish, spraying out a fine mist of scumble into the air around her which forms into a pillar of sparkling yellow motes. Aelyn Somniac dances around and around the pillar waggling her bottom, wrinkling her nose and flopping her hands around her head in an uncanny imitation of a slighty-crazy bunny. A scumble bunny appears from the pillar, hops towards you and hands you a card before vanishing. You open it, and can make out the words 'Happy Valentines Day'...before the card dissolves into a spray of scumble, drenching you completely. GlasRhosyn Somniac claps her hands. Aunty Blarka the Relic gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wicked Frazyl squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Nell al'Nighter applauds wholeheartedly. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Sister Rhonda D'Vine gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wee Fole von Bruxa nodnods at Aelyn Somniac. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically. Dariana Womblesworth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Doesh anyone have anythin' to eat? I'm shtarrvin'. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: mmm bunniesh Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: And that was Alleya's Scumble Bunny. You suddenly realise Young Lilian has been standing here all along. Young Lilian stands up. Young Lilian leaves west. GlasRhosyn Somniac giggles at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Phoibe gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Geryon Womblesworth squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Next witch to perform: Punarina, with her *ahem* Nuptial Negotiator. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna coughs. Mistress Kit Nightingale twitches her drunken bunny tail Young Lilian arrives from the west. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Young Nell al'Nighter giggles at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna bows. Sultana Keb Casaubon giggles. Mistress Kit Nightingale laughs. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: okay ... Young Phoibe snickers at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Lawks. I am a scumble vending machine and a seller of apples. Lawks. Pray take and eat one, dearie. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: people often ask me, 'how did you convince the confirmed bachelor, Mr Tempus Beaverhousen to marry you, and enter his current state of marital bliss?' Young Phoibe comforts Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Aunty Blarka the Relic is so tempted by the cured Gammer Smith apple that she can't help but take it from Young Lilian. Aunty Blarka the Relic eats a piece of the cured Gammer Smith apple. Dariana Womblesworth squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Aunty Blarka the Relic hiccups. Aunty Blarka the Relic eats a piece of the cured Gammer Smith apple. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Tempus himself has also asked the same question on several occasions Aunty Blarka the Relic eats a piece of the cured Gammer Smith apple. Young Lilian throws back her head and cackles with glee. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles at Young Lilian. The mist around Touchstone glows a vivid orange. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I have always been silent on the subject, but feel now is the time to reveal how I came to ensnare my husby. I simply cast this little spell on him ... Mistress Kit Nightingale rolls around on the floor laughing. Young Nell al'Nighter giggles. Sultana Keb Casaubon giggles. Geryon Womblesworth grins. Mistress Kit Nightingale smirks. Young Phoibe throws back her head and cackles with glee. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna glances around, looking for a victim, er, that is, a possible spouse to exert her womanly charms upon. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna flutters her eyelashes demurely at Unlucky Charlie, whilst raising her hem slightly to reveal the enchanting hint of some quite formidable undergarments. Mistress Kit Nightingale gets the popcorn Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna slowly raises her hem further, chanting softly under her breath, as Unlucky Charlie's eyes are drawn inexorably down towards the black frilly lace that is revealed. As Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna exposes a little more leg, Unlucky Charlie's face reddens as he glimpses the enchanting sight of the least 'skimpy' pair of knickers in existence (apart from Grannies), lurking beneath the raised petticoats. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Hubba hubba! Prospero shivers. Punarina raises her skirts and flashes the full vision of her undergarments at Unlucky Charlie. He gasps and falls at Punarina's feet, forever enthralled to her truly awe inspiring underwear. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically. Young Nell al'Nighter rolls around on the floor laughing. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. GlasRhosyn Somniac rolls around on the floor laughing at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Mistress Kit Nightingale rolls around on the floor laughing. Young Lilian leaves west. Sultana Keb Casaubon throws back her head and cackles with glee. Estoufee D'Spicey gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Geryon Womblesworth cheers enthusiastically at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Aelyn Somniac sniggers at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna wholeheartedly. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Unlucky Charlie fidgets uncomfortably. Unlucky Charlie finally tells you: This is what I saw: Punarina Plavalaguna glances around, looking for a victim, er, that is, a possible spouse to exert her womanly charms upon. Punarina Plavalaguna flutters her eyelashes demurely at you, whilst raising her hem slightly to reveal the enchanting hint of some quite formidable undergarments. Punarina Plavalaguna slowly raises her hem further, chanting softly under her breath, as your eyes are drawn inexorably down towards the black frilly lace that is revealed. As Punarina Plavalaguna exposes a little more leg, your face reddens as you glimpses the enchanting sight of the least 'skimpy' pair of knickers in existence (apart from Grannies), lurking beneath the raised petticoats. Punarina raises her skirts and flashes the full vision of her undergarments at you. You gasp and fall at Punarina's feet, forever enthralled to her truly awe inspiring underwear. Mistress Kit Nightingale dies laughing Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically. Master Hirroshi the Tyger laughs at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Sultana Keb Casaubon applauds Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna wholeheartedly. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. You gaze into the crystal ball and see: Punarina Plavalaguna glances around, looking for a victim, er, that is, a possible spouse to exert her womanly charms upon. Punarina Plavalaguna flutters her eyelashes demurely at Unlucky Charlie, whilst raising her hem slightly to reveal the enchanting hint of some quite formidable undergarments. Punarina Plavalaguna slowly raises her hem further, chanting softly under her breath, as Unlucky Charlie's eyes are drawn inexorably down towards the black frilly lace that is revealed. As Punarina Plavalaguna exposes a little more leg, Unlucky Charlie's face reddens as he glimpses the enchanting sight of the least 'skimpy' pair of knickers in existence (apart from Grannies), lurking beneath the raised petticoats. Punarina raises her skirts and flashes the full vision of her undergarments at Unlucky Charlie. He gasps and falls at Punarina's feet, forever enthralled to her truly awe inspiring underwear. Mistress Kit Nightingale high fives Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna digs a hole and buries his shame Young Nell al'Nighter applauds wholeheartedly. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: thankee! Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Well, I think we ALL need a drink after that. Dariana Womblesworth woos at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna and Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Young Phoibe asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: me next question is, why Tempus? Mistress Kit Nightingale beams at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Aunty Blarka the Relic sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wicked Frazyl says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Hur hur... Mistress Kit Nightingale sniggers at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Young Lilian arrives from the west. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna wholeheartedly. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon laughs. Estoufee D'Spicey cheers enthusiastically at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna radishes Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Wee Fole von Bruxa gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: he likes big knickers. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wicked Frazyl squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Aunty Blarka the Relic turns Young Lilian into a giant TM. Everyone chases her. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Well, if that wasn't Exciting I don't know what is. ;) But just in case some of us don't know, next we've got Sultana Keb's Sultry Seduction! Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Because Tempus looks so good casting spells. Lotte From Heaven rolls around on the floor laughing. Sultana Keb Casaubon blushes. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: mmmmm oversized military pantaloons Sister Rhonda D'Vine gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale sniggers. Young Lilian squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Mistress Kit Nightingale hiccups. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Sultana Keb Casaubon steps forward and clears her throat. Mistress Kit Nightingale drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Young Phoibe giggles lightly. Lotte From Heaven cheers enthusiastically at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. GlasRhosyn Somniac pokes Mr Tempus Plavalaguna in the ribs. Young Phoibe huggles Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Young Nell al'Nighter squints at Unlucky Charlie. Prospero has been idle for too long; he vanishes in a puff of boredom. Prospero leaves the game. Young Lilian cheers loudly at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Aunty Blarka the Relic staggers around. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I daresay my form of seduction isn't near as powerful as Punarina's. After all, I haven't a husband to vouch for it. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Mistress Kit Nightingale claps at Sultana Keb Casaubon wholeheartedly. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. GlasRhosyn Somniac chuckles sultana. Sultana Keb Casaubon locks eyes with Unlucky Charlie, and gives him an charming smile. Swaying her hips seductively, Sultana Keb Casaubon slides closer to Unlucky Charlie with enchantment burning in her eyes. Aunty Blarka the Relic trips up. Sultana Keb Casaubon raises a single finger and dramatically summons Unlucky Charlie to join her. Geryon Womblesworth starts writing on the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Hubba hubba! Geryon Womblesworth finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with red edges. Sultana Keb Casaubon takes Unlucky Charlie's right hand and places it on her waist, holding his other hand in position to dance. Geryon Womblesworth signs the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. Miss Tohya StompyWitch stares intently into space for a bit. Mistress Kit Nightingale pokes Geryon Womblesworth. Aunty Blarka the Relic trips up. Lost in Keb's eyes, Unlucky Charlie dances perfectly, to music no one else can hear, with Keb in his arms. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically. Aelyn Somniac gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Estoufee D'Spicey gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Sultana Keb Casaubon. You gaze into the crystal ball and see: Keb Casaubon locks eyes with Unlucky Charlie, and gives him an charming smile. Swaying her hips seductively, Keb Casaubon slides closer to Unlucky Charlie with enchantment burning in her eyes. Keb Casaubon raises a single finger and dramatically summons Unlucky Charlie to join her. Keb Casaubon takes Unlucky Charlie's right hand and places it on her waist, holding his other hand in position to dance. Lost in Keb's eyes, Unlucky Charlie dances perfectly, to music no one else can hear, with Keb in his arms. The mist around Touchstone glows a vivid orange. Sultana Keb Casaubon exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: And I got a tm from it! I love the trials! GlasRhosyn Somniac says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: awwww Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Master Hirroshi the Tyger woos at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Young Nell al'Nighter squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Wee Fole von Bruxa gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna wipes a tear from his eye Geryon Womblesworth exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I thought Punarina was the last?! Mistress Kit Nightingale grins at Geryon Womblesworth. Aunty Blarka the Relic hiccups. Geryon Womblesworth blushes. Wee Fole von Bruxa woos at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna cheers loudly ken. Young Nell al'Nighter applauds Sultana Keb Casaubon wholeheartedly. Aunty Blarka the Relic turns Sultana Keb Casaubon into a giant TM. Everyone chases her. Sister Rhonda D'Vine gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Unlucky Charlie fidgets uncomfortably. Unlucky Charlie finally tells you: This is what I saw: Keb Casaubon locks eyes with you, and gives you an charming smile. Swaying her hips seductively, Keb Casaubon slides closer to you with enchantment burning in her eyes. Keb Casaubon raises a single finger and dramatically summons you to join her. Keb Casaubon takes your right hand and places it on her waist, holding your other hand in position to dance. Lost in Keb's eyes, you dance perfectly, to music no one else can hear, with Keb in your arms. Estoufee D'Spicey tackles Master Hirroshi the Tyger. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna cheers loudly at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Aunty Blarka the Relic sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Dariana Womblesworth and Mistress Kit Nightingale gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic eats the last of the cured Gammer Smith apple. Wicked Frazyl removes the khaki travelling cloak, the deep red silk backpack, the large gourd, the belt loop and the Grflx scale so she can remove the black linen robe and the white linen tunic. Wicked Frazyl wears the khaki travelling cloak, the deep red silk backpack, the large gourd, the belt loop and the Grflx scale. Young Lilian cheers loudly at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Master Hirroshi the Tyger flops on Estoufee D'Spicey. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Just one more trick, the last trick of this year's Trials: Nanna Jehane's Valentine Surprise! Sultana Keb Casaubon bows and thank everyone. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wicked Frazyl puts the white linen tunic in a pocket in the deep red silk backpack. Wicked Frazyl puts the black linen robe in a pocket in the long black hooped skirt. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna chuckles at Geryon Womblesworth. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Wicked Frazyl squints intently at Unlucky Charlie. Sultana Keb Casaubon thanks Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Mistress Kit Nightingale melts. Sister Rhonda D'Vine gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: awww GlasRhosyn Somniac chuckles at Geryon Womblesworth. Geryon Womblesworth dies in an out of order way. Wee Fole von Bruxa puts on her Nana Jehane wig again Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically. Mistress Kit Nightingale comforts Geryon Womblesworth. Aunty Blarka the Relic staggers around. Wee Fole von Bruxa says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: this is Nanna Jehane's Valentine Surprise Dariana Womblesworth nods at Geryon Womblesworth. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Aunty Blarka the Relic trips over and falls on her face. Master Hirroshi the Tyger grins at Estoufee D'Spicey. Nanna Wee Fole von Bruxa is shopping in Genua when she suddenly is cursed by a bunch of thugs. Nanna Wee Fole von Bruxa pulls on a piece of string that dangles from her hat and it suddenly changes into an ornate plumed helm. Nanna Wee Fole von Bruxa puts on some airs and says: Roight then, this be an undercover custom inspection. Take me to your coachhouse. Geryon Womblesworth hugs Wee Fole von Bruxa and Aelyn Somniac. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I can't shee what'sh shurrprrishin' about it - the theme of the trricksh wash announced, washn't it? Nanna Wee Fole von Bruxa binds the thugs hands and puts them against the wall. Nanna Wee Fole von Bruxa says: Keep your face to the wall and spread them, lads. Master Hirroshi the Tyger tackles Estoufee D'Spicey out of nowhere. Master Hirroshi the Tyger grins at Estoufee D'Spicey. Nanna Wee Fole von Bruxa sneaks outside. Nanna Wee Fole von Bruxa grabs an entire beehive and shakes it animatedly. Nanna Wee Fole von Bruxa throws the hive inside and quickly closes the door. Mistress Kit Nightingale makes a vryl kissy face. Nanna Fole shouts through the window: Happy Saint Valentines Day Massacre! Mistress Kit Nightingale eeks. There is a sudden white flash around Master Hirroshi the Tyger. Sultana Keb Casaubon groans. Sultana Keb Casaubon laughs. Estoufee D'Spicey sniggers at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Geryon leaves the game. GlasRhosyn Somniac rolls around on the floor laughing at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically. Young Nell al'Nighter grins. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically. Aelyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically. Wee Fole von Bruxa gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale laughs. Young Nell al'Nighter gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. You gaze into the crystal ball and see: Nanna Fole von Bruxa is shopping in Genua when she suddenly is cursed by a bunch of thugs. Nanna Fole von Bruxa pulls on a piece of string that dangles from her hat and it suddenly changes into an ornate plumed helm. Nanna Fole von Bruxa puts on some airs and says: Roight then, this be an undercover custom inspection. Take me to your coachhouse. Nanna Fole von Bruxa binds the thugs hands and puts them against the wall. Nanna Fole von Bruxa says: Keep your face to the wall and spread them, lads. Nanna Fole von Bruxa sneaks outside. Nanna Fole von Bruxa grabs an entire beehive and shakes it animatedly. Nanna Fole von Bruxa throws the hive inside and quickly closes the door. Nanna Fole shouts through the window: Happy Saint Valentines Day Massacre! GlasRhosyn Somniac loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Surprise! Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically. Dariana Womblesworth gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically. Tiny Lidia the Archangel gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Estoufee D'Spicey gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna squeals in pain. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna squeals like a rubber chew toy. Mistress Kit Nightingale gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Lotte From Heaven chuckles. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers for Jehane. Wicked Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aunty Blarka the Relic says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Votin' now? Can't wait to go to the pub. Anton gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Young Lilian winks knowingly at Unlucky Charlie. Aunty Blarka the Relic gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Unlucky Charlie shuffles nervously. Wee Fole von Bruxa drops Voting Box. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna starts writing on the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna puts down a jo from his left hand and right hand. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna holds a quill in his left hand. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Wee Fole von Bruxa wholeheartedly. Dariana Womblesworth puts the piece of writing paper with red edges in the flat paper box. Aunty Blarka the Relic starts writing on the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. Mistress Kit Nightingale laughs. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Hags, hennes, ladies and gentlemen - that was the last trick for this category and the last trick for the Trials. Estoufee D'Spicey chuckles at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Black Earwax gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Please vote on the red papers! You emote: Young Nut D'Spicey has posted the tricks for this category on the witches board. Young Nell al'Nighter starts writing on the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. Aunty Blarka the Relic trips up. Sister Rhonda D'Vine gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. GlasRhosyn Somniac starts writing on the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. Unlucky Charlie looks more determined. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Nut is FAST! Young Nell al'Nighter finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with red edges. Wee Fole von Bruxa says Please vote on the final piece of paper and place it in the voting box :) Mistress Kit Nightingale applauds EVERYONE because all the tricks where so entertaining# Young Lilian winks knowingly at Unlucky Charlie. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with red edges. Aunty Blarka the Relic finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with red edges. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna puts the piece of writing paper with red edges in Voting Box. Young Nell al'Nighter signs the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. Unlucky Charlie shuffles nervously. Aunty Blarka the Relic signs the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. Young Lilian gets Djelian Readme from a fallow field. Anton cuddles Unlucky Charlie. Young Phoibe gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Wee Inari Jarvi giggles at Young Phoibe. Young Lilian drops Djelian Readme. Young Nell al'Nighter laughs at Young Phoibe. Young Phoibe juggles around her stuff and fumbles a Poo-Bah Mirror. Sister Rhonda D'Vine puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand. Sister Rhonda D'Vine holds a quill in her left hand. Young Lilian gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from Voting Box. Mistress Kit Nightingale scribbles something on the piece of writing paper with red edges. Young Nell al'Nighter reads the piece of writing paper with red edges. Sister Rhonda D'Vine starts writing on the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. Tiny Lidia the Archangel starts writing on the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I know nothing! Nothing! Dariana Womblesworth gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Lotte From Heaven starts writing on the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. Aunty Blarka the Relic puts the piece of writing paper with red edges in Voting Box. Mistress Kit Nightingale signs the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. The mist around Touchstone glows a vivid orange. Aunty Blarka the Relic trips up. Unlucky Charlie looks more determined. Mistress Kit Nightingale reads the piece of writing paper with red edges. Young Nell al'Nighter puts the piece of writing paper with red edges in Voting Box. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: All done! Sister Rhonda D'Vine finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with red edges. GlasRhosyn Somniac finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with red edges. Mistress Kit Nightingale puts the piece of writing paper with red edges in Voting Box. Young Lilian scribbles something on the piece of writing paper with red edges. Lotte From Heaven finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with red edges. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna starts writing on the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. Sister Rhonda D'Vine puts the piece of writing paper with red edges into the flat paper box. Young Phoibe giggles lightly at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. GlasRhosyn Somniac puts the piece of writing paper with red edges in Voting Box. Dariana Womblesworth starts writing on the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. Young Nell al'Nighter laughs at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Lotte From Heaven puts the piece of writing paper with red edges in Voting Box. Aunty Blarka the Relic hiccups. Young Lilian puts the piece of writing paper with red edges in Voting Box. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically. Tiny Lidia the Archangel finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with red edges. Young Lilian opens a pocket in the large satchel. Young Lilian puts the quill in a pocket in the large satchel. Young Lilian closes a pocket in the large satchel. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with red edges. Young Phoibe starts writing on the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. Young Lilian draws the steel dagger from Spicerack into her left hand. Young Lilian draws Knitting Needle from Spicerack into her right hand. Cheeky chuckles at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Aunty Blarka the Relic gives a quill to Sultana Keb Casaubon. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna reads the piece of writing paper with red edges. Dariana Womblesworth finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with red edges. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna puts the piece of writing paper with red edges in Voting Box. Lune has reconnected. Mistress Kit Nightingale removes the pair of black leather thigh boots, the flowing black leather coat and the battered, black tricorn. Tiny Lidia the Archangel puts the piece of writing paper with red edges in Voting Box. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna drops one of the flat paper boxes. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna bingles happily at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Mistress Kit Nightingale puts the battered, black tricorn and the pair of black leather thigh boots in a pocket in the black backpack. Young Nell al'Nighter puts the quill in a pocket in the black silk backpack. Young Phoibe finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with red edges. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna snuggles up to Mr Tempus Plavalaguna affectionately. Young Nell al'Nighter holds a broomstick in her left hand and right hand. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna buries a flat paper box deep within the ground. Young Lilian huggles Dariana Womblesworth. Young Phoibe puts the piece of writing paper with red edges in Voting Box. Young Lilian turns Dariana Womblesworth into a giant TM. Everyone chases her. Mistress Kit Nightingale gets a blue fluffy blanket with fluffy bunnies on, a pawprint bathrobe, a pair of bunny ears and a pair of cute pink bunny slippers with fur trimming from a pocket in a black backpack. Mistress Kit Nightingale wears a pair of cute pink bunny slippers with fur trimming, a black silk backpack, a flowing black leather coat and a pair of bunny ears. Sister Rhonda D'Vine gets a piece of writing paper with red edges from a flat paper box. Dariana Womblesworth sulks in the corner away from Young Lilian. Sister Rhonda D'Vine puts the piece of writing paper with red edges into Voting Box. Young Lilian sheathes the steel dagger in Spicerack. Young Lilian sheathes Knitting Needle in Spicerack. Sultana Keb Casaubon puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand. Sultana Keb Casaubon holds a quill in her left hand. Sultana Keb Casaubon starts writing on the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. Sister Rhonda D'Vine puts down a quill from her left hand. Sister Rhonda D'Vine holds a broomstick in her left hand and right hand. GlasRhosyn Somniac hugs Mr Tempus Plavalaguna pun,. Young Lilian pounces on Dariana Womblesworth. Young Lilian huggles Dariana Womblesworth. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Well! Aparrt frrom the Trricksh and the shocialishin' and whatnot, thish hash been a lovely day. I parrticularrly enjoyed the shcumble and the otherr bottle wot I drrank afterr that. GlasRhosyn Somniac hugs Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Sultana Keb Casaubon finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with red edges. Tiny Lidia the Archangel cuddles Wee Fole von Bruxa. Young Lilian removes the llamedese cloak, Silver Hip Flask and the large satchel so she can remove Slinky Catsuit. Young Lilian wears the llamedese cloak, Silver Hip Flask and the large satchel. Sultana Keb Casaubon puts the piece of writing paper with red edges in Voting Box. Estoufee D'Spicey opens the hunter's pack. Estoufee D'Spicey closes the hunter's pack. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna huggles GlasRhosyn Somniac. Young Lilian offers to show Slinky Catsuit to Dariana Womblesworth. You notice Cinedex nearby. Cinedex cheers enthusiastically. Mistress Kit Nightingale removes the flowing black leather coat. Dariana Womblesworth accepts the offer from Young Lilian to see Slinky Catsuit. Young Lilian removes a llamedese cloak, Silver Hip Flask and a large satchel so she can wear Slinky Catsuit. Young Lilian wears a llamedese cloak, Silver Hip Flask and a large satchel. ---------------------==========] Discworld [===========--------------------- Aelyn Somniac the Witch, Delusionary Visionary, a member of trials, Basketcase (Playtester) Anton of the Venerable Council of Seers, the Seventh Level Wizard, Purple powder for sale!, Basketcase, Member of the Apex Club Aunty Blarka the Relic the Witch, Whining Old Hag, Memory Aid, Member of the Apex Club Cheeky the Witch, LANCE-CONSTABLE AMCW, Bunny Saviour, Member of the Apex Club Dariana Womblesworth of the Ancient Order of the Scintillating Scarab, the Sixth Level Wizard, There are twenty-seven people here. <------------------- Anton grins at Young Lilian. (Witches) Blarka wisps: What's this about being able to knit and make pottery and so on? Mistress Kit Nightingale gets a flat paper box from a pocket in a black backpack. Mistress Kit Nightingale wears a pawprint bathrobe. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Sultana Keb Casaubon nods at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Wee Fole von Bruxa calls for any last votes Sultana Keb Casaubon puts the quill in a pocket in Book Bag. Dariana Womblesworth grins at Young Lilian. Master Hirroshi the Tyger gets some fine grey ash from his black backpack. Lotte From Heaven drops the quill. Master Hirroshi the Tyger looks pensive for a few moments. Master Hirroshi the Tyger stares at nothing much in the air around himself. (Witches) Lilian wisps: Doesn't sound like scumble, I don't know why anybody would be interested Mistress Kit Nightingale gets a silver crescent keyring from a pocket in a black backpack. Master Hirroshi the Tyger sings quietly to himself. (Witches) Meig wisps: Wotcher! Is there a money changer in AM? Master Hirroshi the Tyger blows some ash into the air around himself. Master Hirroshi the Tyger concentrates for a moment. Cheeky starts writing on the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. Lotte From Heaven holds a broomstick in her left hand and right hand. With a noise that sounds like "Plink!", the air around Master Hirroshi the Tyger flashes red for a moment. Mistress Kit Nightingale puts the flowing black leather coat in a pocket in the black backpack. Lotte From Heaven gets a quill from a fallow field. Aunty Blarka the Relic sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Master Hirroshi the Tyger apologises. GlasRhosyn Somniac puts down a quill. Lune Casaubon drops the strange device. Lune Casaubon buries a strange device deep within the ground. Sister Rhonda D'Vine drops one of the flat paper boxes. GlasRhosyn Somniac puts the quill in a pocket in the black silk backpack. Sister Rhonda D'Vine buries a flat paper box deep within the ground. Lotte From Heaven puts the quill in a pocket in the hunter's pack. Cheeky finishes writing on a piece of writing paper with red edges. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Votes for the Valentine's category, please! Young Nell al'Nighter gets a Lancre Witch Trials 2006 shirt from a pocket in a black silk backpack. Cheeky peeps like a cute fluffy chick. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: I would really like to stop talking like a Witch Trials announcer. Young Nell al'Nighter removes Notte A Bag, a Grflx scale and a black leather cloak so she can wear a Lancre Witch Trials 2006 shirt. Young Nell al'Nighter wears Notte A Bag, a Grflx scale and a black leather cloak. Lune Casaubon removes the midnight black leather cloak, the black backpack and the form-fitting black leather shirt so he can remove the tight black undershirt. Lune Casaubon wears the midnight black leather cloak, the black backpack and the form-fitting black leather shirt. Mistress Kit Nightingale drops one of the medium sized black bottles. Lune Casaubon puts the tight black undershirt in a pocket in the black silk backpack. GlasRhosyn Somniac giggles at Aelyn Somniac. Mistress Kit Nightingale buries a medium sized black bottle deep within the ground. Mistress Kit Nightingale drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets Voting Box from a fallow field. Young Phoibe giggles lightly at Sister Rhonda D'Vine. Young Phoibe thanks Sister Rhonda D'Vine. Mistress Kit Nightingale puts the flat paper box in a pocket in the black backpack. Aunty Blarka the Relic trips over and falls on her face. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna gets a business card from a pocket in Tomorrow. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna reads the business card. Wee Fole von Bruxa leaves west. Young Phoibe gives Hard Hat to Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Phoibe thanks Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Lilian asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Now to the pub? Wicked Frazyl starts writing on the piece of writing paper with red edges with the quill. Young Lilian leaves west. Mistress Kit Nightingale puts the quill in a pocket in the black backpack. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Fole is now counting up the votes for this category. Lotte From Heaven hefts some Ankh-Morpork pence to see how much it weighs. Mistress Kit Nightingale puts Hard Hat in a pocket in the black backpack. Aunty Blarka the Relic hiccups. Lotte From Heaven hefts some Lancre pennies to see how much it weighs. Young Nell al'Nighter gets a flat paper box and a delightfully decorated box from a pocket in a black silk backpack. Mistress Kit Nightingale holds a broomstick in her left hand and right hand. Lotte From Heaven hefts one Lancre crown, 8 Ankh-Morpork ten-pences, some Lancre shillings, one Ankh-Morpork royal, 9 Ankh-Morpork ten-dollars, some Ankh-Morpork dollars, some Ankh-Morpork pence, 2 Ankh-Morpork half-dollars, some Lancre pennies, 2 Lancre farthings and one Lancre thruppence to see how much it weighs. Mistress Kit Nightingale hugs Young Phoibe. Lune Casaubon throws some rose petals over someone. The mist around Touchstone glows a vivid orange. Young Phoibe stands up. Young Phoibe leaves west. Young Nell al'Nighter puts the delightfully decorated box in a pocket in the black silk backpack. (Witches) Lilian wisps: The net dead statue of Silent Vryl Nightingale stands up. The net dead statue of Silent Vryl Nightingale stumbles off. Tiny Lidia the Archangel asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: when and where will the results be posted? Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: In the mean time, we have the results of the Keb Casaubon Most Promising Young Witch award. Aunty Blarka the Relic hiccups. Wicked Frazyl doesn't write anything after all. Young Nell al'Nighter drops one of the flat paper boxes. Young Lilian arrives from the west. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: We're going to be announcing the results in a moment. ;) Lotte From Heaven sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Sultana Keb Casaubon gets a bronze helm from a pocket in Book Bag. Tiny Lidia the Archangel cheers enthusiastically. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna huggles Sister Rhonda D'Vine. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna removes the pair of iron gauntlets. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna puts the pair of iron gauntlets in a pocket in the black silk backpack. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The pub is closed due to a big fight, unfortunately (Witches) Phoibe wisps: Valentine Surprise tells you: It's come to this, has it? You're off an I'm left to fend for myself? It's a cruel, cruel world Lotte From Heaven trips up. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Keb very kindly donated a bronze helm to be awarded to a witch under 15 days. Mistress Kit Nightingale drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: And this Most Promising Witch is - Nymphnode! Young Phoibe arrives from the west. Mistress Kit Nightingale drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Sultana Keb Casaubon smiles. GlasRhosyn Somniac woos at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Young Phoibe huggles Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically. Aelyn Somniac says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Especially promising because she wasn't here at all. ;) Black Earwax cheers enthusiastically at Aelyn Somniac. (Witches) Blarka wisps: No really, I was thinking of taking up knitting. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Remember, don't wear the helm permanently! Sultana Keb Casaubon gives a bronze helm to Aelyn Somniac. You notice Cinedex nearby. Cinedex cheers nymphnode, at Sultana Keb Casaubon. Lotte From Heaven burps. Aunty Blarka the Relic asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: How many young witchesh werre therre herre? Cinedex slaps her forehead and exclaims: D'oh! Lune Casaubon raises one eyebrow at Cinedex. Lotte From Heaven raises a shy hand Young Lilian pounces on Cinedex. Young Lilian huggles Cinedex. The last few bits of rose petals fall off Cinedex. Mistress Kit Nightingale staggers around. Estoufee D'Spicey cheers enthusiastically at Lotte From Heaven. Young Phoibe asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: define young? Sultana Keb Casaubon gives 6 Lancre sovereigns to Aelyn Somniac. Mistress Kit Nightingale squishes up her face and counts Cinedex smiles. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: 15 days or younger. Mistress Kit Nightingale loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: many many lotsh! Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Now, I'm sure you're all waiting for this - the results of the Freestyle (3 stages and under) category! Young Phoibe says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: oh dern Lune Casaubon snickers at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Aunty Blarka the Relic shuts up for once. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Cinedex bingles excitedly. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically. Young Nell al'Nighter sits down. Mistress Kit Nightingale burps. Cinedex shivers. Aunty Blarka the Relic sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. A pretentious teenager arrives from the west. Prospero enters the game. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: This is how prizes will work: We have a pool of three prizes, and the winners will get to pick from that pool in order of their place. Aunty Blarka the Relic staggers around. Lotte From Heaven wuffles Young Lilian affectionately. Anton masquerades as a giant ot.pe TM and runs around the room. Young Lilian performs a drum roll Cinedex thanks Young Lilian. Young Lilian cuddles Lotte From Heaven. Young Phoibe puts down a quill from her left hand. Young Phoibe holds a bongo drum in her left hand and right hand. Showing a lack of musical ability, Young Phoibe plays an annoying beat with no sense of timing on her bongo drum. Aunty Blarka the Relic asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Who counted the votesh? Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: First prize winners also get $1000, 2nd prize winners get $600 and 3rd prize winners get $400. Young Lilian pursues a pretentious teenager. Dariana Womblesworth waits for someone to kill the NPC. Young Lilian tickles the pretentious teenager in the stomach. The mist around Touchstone glows a vivid orange. The pretentious teenager shrieks shrilly. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna woos. Dariana Womblesworth beams at Young Lilian. Young Lilian hits the pretentious teenager in the stomach with an uppercut. Young Lilian leaves west. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna puts down a quill from his left hand. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna holds a jo in his left hand and right hand. The pretentious teenager leaves west. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: And why ishn't the prrize money in Lancrre coinage, eh? *tutsh* Aunty Blarka the Relic staggers around. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Sister Rhonda D'Vine suddenly steps out of the foreground next to you. Sister Rhonda D'Vine yells in Morporkian: scandal!! Young Lilian arrives from the west. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: For the freestyle (3 stages and under) category, the prize pool are a bronze helm, dexterity gloves and a dragonhide gown. Wee Fole von Bruxa arrives from the west. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: And in first place! Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Crikey! Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: What, no shponge cake? Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: cosh itsh in dollarsh Blarkash Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Goodness. Mistress Kit Nightingale hiccups. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: is... Glasrhosyn, with Rose Light! Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: What about a new tea pot? Sister Rhonda D'Vine asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: What? Not third place first? Young Lilian boingies around GlasRhosyn Somniac. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Estoufee D'Spicey cheers enthusiastically. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: That'sh Aunty Blarrka, Kit dearr. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Wicked Frazyl cheers enthusiastically. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna twirls GlasRhosyn Somniac round in circles. Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers glasrhodyn. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds GlasRhosyn Somniac wholeheartedly. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds GlasRhosyn Somniac wholeheartedly. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at GlasRhosyn Somniac. GlasRhosyn Somniac boggles at the concept. Mistress Kit Nightingale twirls GlasRhosyn Somniac round in circles. Young Nell al'Nighter applauds glasrhodyn. Aelyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Cheeky claps her hands. Lotte From Heaven cheers enthusiastically at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Master Hirroshi the Tyger leaves west. Mistress Kit Nightingale beams at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Young Nell al'Nighter claps her hands. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: SHhouldn't it be announced frrom thirrd place to firrsht place? Prospero says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: There's going to be trouble when Granny finds out she didn't win Sister Rhonda D'Vine looks sternly at her broomstick. Young Lilian throws back her head and cackles with glee. Aelyn Somniac eeps propero. Mistress Kit Nightingale agrees with Prospero wholeheartedly. | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has &-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. There is the residual taste of magic in this place. It is a freezing cold secundus autumn's afternoon with almost no wind and dense cloud cover. There is one obvious exit: west. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna is leaning against his wifey, Dariana Womblesworth is lost in spam, a swarm of fireflies is buzzing around, Aunty Blarka the Relic, Lotte From Heaven and Cheeky are lying here, Tiny Lidia the Archangel is watching with awe, Lune Casaubon is looming quietly in the shadows, Wicked Frazyl, Mistress Kit Nightingale, GlasRhosyn Somniac and Young Nell al'Nighter are sitting here, a tiny cobalt blue moth is flittering about, Sultana Keb Casaubon is hovering on a broom and Wee Fole von Bruxa, Young Lilian, Prospero, Young Phoibe, Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna, Unlucky Charlie, Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Anton, Aelyn Somniac, Wee Inari Jarvi, Sister Rhonda D'Vine, Black Earwax, Estoufee D'Spicey, Reverend Niakeeh, Touchstone and Cinedex are standing here. Three flat paper boxes, Morporkian Readme, Agatean Readme, a medium sized black bottle, Djelian Readme and a Poo-Bah Mirror are on the ground and Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater. Aelyn Somniac hurriedly makes an adjustment. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: we'll just not tell her Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Well, Granny didn't show this year, so Aelyn Somniac loudly says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I meant second place to Granny. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: and then leg it Dariana Womblesworth grins at Prospero. Mistress Kit Nightingale throws back her head and cackles with glee. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna tries to lift GlasRhosyn in the air... but settles for a firm handshake and a sit down instead GlasRhosyn Somniac says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Thanks everyone for SECOND place:) Prospero wears a heavy brown cloak. Prospero giggles at Young Lilian. Sultana Keb Casaubon laughs. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Mistress Kit Nightingale beams at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: We had a tie for third place (behind Glasrhosyn and Granny): Earwax and Nell! Wicked Frazyl smiles at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Cinedex shivers. Lotte From Heaven goes WOOOOO-HOOOOO! at GlasRhosyn Somniac. Dariana Womblesworth cheers enthusiastically. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Aelyn Somniac gives 10 Ankh-Morpork royals to GlasRhosyn Somniac. Prospero cheers enthusiastically. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax and Young Nell al'Nighter. Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at Young Nell al'Nighter and Black Earwax. Young Nell al'Nighter huggles Black Earwax. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds glas rhosyn. Sister Rhonda D'Vine cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax and Young Nell al'Nighter. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Black Earwax wholeheartedly. Young Nell al'Nighter bingles happily. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds Black Earwax and Young Nell al'Nighter wholeheartedly. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax and Young Nell al'Nighter. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Young Nell al'Nighter. Aunty Blarka the Relic sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Young Nell al'Nighter wholeheartedly. Wicked Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax and Young Nell al'Nighter. Prospero shivers. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Thish ish rrigged! Mr Tempus Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically at Young Nell al'Nighter and Black Earwax. Estoufee D'Spicey applauds Black Earwax and Young Nell al'Nighter wholeheartedly. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Because it's a tie, we'll settle the prizes after the Trials. :) Young Lilian says: Uh oh, better get some soap and water for Unlucky Charlie! Unlucky Charlie starts as if bitten. Aunty Blarka the Relic protests. Mistress Kit Nightingale laughs. Young Nell al'Nighter high fives Black Earwax. Mistress Kit Nightingale exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: yay!! Lotte From Heaven cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax and Young Nell al'Nighter. Black Earwax smiles at Young Nell al'Nighter. Mistress Kit Nightingale boogies down the street. Young Lilian removes the llamedese cloak, Silver Hip Flask and the large satchel so she can remove Slinky Catsuit. Young Lilian wears the llamedese cloak, Silver Hip Flask and the large satchel. The mist around Touchstone glows a vivid orange. Black Earwax gets a midnight black dragonhide gown from a pocket in a large backpack. Young Lilian offers to show Slinky Catsuit to Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Lilian removes a llamedese cloak, Silver Hip Flask and a large satchel so she can wear Slinky Catsuit. Young Lilian wears a llamedese cloak, Silver Hip Flask and a large satchel. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Anyway, shkipsh all of thish shtuff. Wherre did I come? Aunty Blarka the Relic burps. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: And in the freestyle (4 stages or more category): Mistress Kit Nightingale accepts the offer from Young Lilian to see Slinky Catsuit. GlasRhosyn Somniac beams brightly. Mistress Kit Nightingale beams at Young Lilian. Mistress Kit Nightingale huggles GlasRhosyn Somniac. GlasRhosyn Somniac thanks Black Earwax. Black Earwax gives a midnight black dragonhide gown to GlasRhosyn Somniac. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: The prize pool is a flat cap, iron gauntlets and a set of kimono. GlasRhosyn Somniac swoons. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Woo woo Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Go frrom fourrth to shecond, Aelyn. Morre shushpenshe. Black Earwax says in Morporkian: I already have iron gauntlets Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna woos. Wicked Frazyl asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: wasn't there a 3th place excepting Esme? Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Kimono are quite expensive, you know. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Second to Granny is... Lotte From Heaven sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: I meant fourth from Granny. Erhem. A busy subject arrives from the west. Young Lilian asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: What prize does the batsitter get? The busy subject smiles cheerfully. Young Lilian winks knowingly at the busy subject. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: He gets paid. The busy subject shuffles nervously. Black Earwax asks in Morporkian: Our love. What more can he want? Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Already paid him part of it. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Well, we had another tie for third and fourth place! Kit and Phoibe are joint third. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Scumble! Aelyn Somniac applauds Mistress Kit Nightingale and Young Phoibe wholeheartedly. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Mistress Kit Nightingale wholeheartedly. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale and Young Phoibe. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale and Young Phoibe. Young Phoibe giggles lightly at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Young Phoibe wholeheartedly. Young Phoibe huggles Mistress Kit Nightingale. Aunty Blarka the Relic coughs: fourth. Anton leaves west. Sister Rhonda D'Vine cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna wuffles Young Phoibe and Mistress Kit Nightingale affectionately. The busy subject leaves west. Estoufee D'Spicey hugs Wee Fole von Bruxa. Sister Rhonda D'Vine bounces around Young Phoibe. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Mistress Kit Nightingale beams brightly. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna bounces around Mistress Kit Nightingale. Prospero applauds wholeheartedly. Wee Fole von Bruxa grins at Estoufee D'Spicey. Lotte From Heaven cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe and Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale and Young Phoibe. Wicked Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale and Young Phoibe. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna scampers around Young Phoibe. Lotte From Heaven staggers around. Anton arrives from the west. Anton sits down. Young Lilian pounces on Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Lilian huggles Mistress Kit Nightingale. Anton gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: And in second place to Granny! Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe and Mistress Kit Nightingale. Lotte From Heaven trips up. Young Lilian cheers granny. Cinedex shivers. Anton grins at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Aunty Blarka the Relic sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers kit and at Young Phoibe. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: is everyone's favourite witch... Fole! Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically at Aelyn Somniac. Lotte From Heaven tastes the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Lotte From Heaven trips up. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Prospero high fives Wee Fole von Bruxa. Wee Fole von Bruxa blushes. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Young Lilian bounces around Wee Fole von Bruxa. Prospero shivers. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna beams at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Lotte From Heaven cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Wee Fole von Bruxa wholeheartedly. Young Nell al'Nighter claps her hands. Wee Fole von Bruxa bows. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Mistress Kit Nightingale shakes her fist at her arch nemesis Fole Estoufee D'Spicey cheers enthusiastically at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Estoufee D'Spicey twirls Wee Fole von Bruxa round in circles. Mistress Kit Nightingale exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: not again!! Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: darn it you beat me last time Sultana Keb Casaubon laughs. Aunty Blarka the Relic staggers around. Mistress Kit Nightingale laughs. Sister Rhonda D'Vine congratulates Wee Fole von Bruxa. Wee Fole von Bruxa exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: wot do you mean not again!! Mistress Kit Nightingale praises Wee Fole von Bruxa. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: You get one dex glove and half a bronze helm!!! Sultana Keb Casaubon shushes Mistress Kit Nightingale. GlasRhosyn Somniac chuckles at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Anton grins at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Anton pats Mistress Kit Nightingale on the head. The mist around Touchstone glows a vivid orange. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: well done Fole Mistress Kit Nightingale hugs Wee Fole von Bruxa. Mistress Kit Nightingale throws back her head and cackles with glee. Estoufee D'Spicey stares into the mirror, apparently trying to fix his hair. Estoufee D'Spicey looks pensive. Estoufee D'Spicey waves his hands over the mirror. Estoufee D'Spicey gazes into the large mirrored pendant. Black Earwax gets Eternal Light, a flat cap and a pair of black leather gloves from a pocket in a large backpack. Lotte From Heaven trips over and falls on her face. Young Lilian cheers noisily at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Black Earwax gives Eternal Light, a flat cap and a pair of black leather gloves to Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Young Lilian cheers silently at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Mistress Kit Nightingale hugs Young Phoibe. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically at Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Sultana Keb Casaubon exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: One more category! Aunty Blarka the Relic says like an announcer (not very convincingly): Lawksh, but I forgot to compete in the fourth category! The category wot is exclusive to me. Observe my trick. Mistress Kit Nightingale beams at Young Phoibe. Black Earwax gets a pair of iron gauntlets and three bronze helms from a pocket in a large backpack. Miss Tohya StompyWitch thanks Black Earwax. Black Earwax puts the bronze helm in a pocket in the large backpack. Aelyn Somniac sniggers at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Black Earwax gives two bronze helms to Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Black Earwax gives a pair of iron gauntlets to Miss Tohya StompyWitch. Aunty Blarka the Relic stops cursing for a moment, and stares at Aelyn Somniac's crotch. Aunty Aunty Blarka the Relic extends her finger through the air, pointing at Aelyn Somniac's crotch. Lotte From Heaven suddenly steps out of the foreground next to you. Lotte From Heaven hiccups. Prospero giggles at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I hope it's a scumble puking trick! Earwax leaves the game. Aelyn Somniac's fly suddenly comes undone! She looks very embarrassed and sheepishly does it back up again. Aunty Blarka the Relic cheers enthusiastically. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: And the winnerr ish.... Aunty Blarrka! SHecond to no one! Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically at Aunty Blarka the Relic. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: That's Aunty Aunty Aunta Blarka to you! Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Right, now the prizes in the Valentine's category: a set of winter clothing, bronze helm and a permalight deluded to Eternal Light. Aunty Blarka the Relic dances the disco duck. Mistress Kit Nightingale dances the disco duck. Aunty Blarka the Relic promptly collapses. Young Lilian woos. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna woos some more Young Lilian dances the disco duck. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at GlasRhosyn Somniac. GlasRhosyn Somniac woos. Lotte From Heaven dances the disco duck. Young Lilian asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: When do we find out who come last? Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Well, thish won't be the lasht time that I shet off a dishco duck-dancin' crrze. ****** something missing here, it didn't get to my client properly ****** ave a tie for third position: Earwax, Kit _and_ Phoibe! Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Err, crraze. Lotte From Heaven puts frog in her mouth and does the forbidden dance with Young Lilian. Sultana Keb Casaubon laughs. Young Phoibe giggles lightly. Estoufee D'Spicey and the tiny cobalt blue moth leave west. Young Nell al'Nighter laughs. Young Phoibe huggles Mistress Kit Nightingale. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna chuckles. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe and Mistress Kit Nightingale. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe and Mistress Kit Nightingale. GlasRhosyn Somniac laughs. Young Phoibe and Sultana Keb Casaubon shiver. Prospero woos. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe and Mistress Kit Nightingale. Anton asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: you mean second? Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I know who won then. Sultana Keb Casaubon laughs. Niakeeh has been idle for too long; she vanishes in a puff of boredom. Niakeeh leaves the game. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Mistress Kit Nightingale. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: When I wash a gal, everryone wanted to dance the dishco duck with me. Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: But the second prize winner in this category was clear, and this was a landslide. Mistress Kit Nightingale laughs. Aelyn Somniac winks. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Young Phoibe. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Prospero shivers. Young Phoibe thanks Sister Rhonda D'Vine. Young Phoibe huggles Sister Rhonda D'Vine. Aelyn Somniac sidles up to Punarina and Tempus. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna blushes. Aunty Blarka the Relic sips the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically. Young Phoibe cheers enthusiastically at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna and Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. GlasRhosyn Somniac snickers. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: SHo what did I win? Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Punarina came in second to Granny for the Valentine's category! GlasRhosyn Somniac whistles. Young Nell al'Nighter applauds Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna wholeheartedly. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna bingles happily at Aelyn Somniac. Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Young Nell al'Nighter woos at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna wholeheartedly. Wee Fole von Bruxa applauds Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna madly. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna dreams of BIG BLOOMERS GlasRhosyn Somniac goes WOOOOO-HOOOOO! at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Young Lilian cheers enthusiastically at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna huggles Mr Tempus Plavalaguna tightly. Prospero low fives Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Aelyn Somniac asks Aunty Blarka the Relic in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Several cases of scumble? Lotte leaves the game. The mist around Touchstone glows a vivid orange. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna adores Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna lovingly. Young Nell al'Nighter goes Well done! at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Aelyn Somniac cheers enthusiastically at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna and Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: thanks everyone!! Mr Tempus Plavalaguna twirls Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna round in circles. Wicked Frazyl exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: There better be a winners recap, because all these positions are getting me all confused! Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has &-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. There is the residual taste of magic in this place. It is a damn cold secundus autumn's afternoon with almost no wind and dense cloud cover. There is one obvious exit: west. Tiny Lidia the Archangel is watching with awe, Lune Casaubon is looming quietly in the shadows, Dariana Womblesworth is lost in spam, Sultana Keb Casaubon is hovering on a broom, a swarm of fireflies is buzzing around, Aunty Blarka the Relic and Cheeky are lying here, Mr Tempus Plavalaguna is leaning against his wifey, Wee Fole von Bruxa, Young Lilian, Prospero, Young Phoibe, Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna, Unlucky Charlie, Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Aelyn Somniac, Wee Inari Jarvi, Sister Rhonda D'Vine and Touchstone are standing here and Anton, Wicked Frazyl, Mistress Kit Nightingale, GlasRhosyn Somniac and Young Nell al'Nighter are sitting here. Three flat paper boxes, Morporkian Readme, Agatean Readme, a medium sized black bottle, Djelian Readme and a Poo-Bah Mirror are on the ground and Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater. Sister Rhonda D'Vine bounces around Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna happily. Mistress Kit Nightingale cheers enthusiastically at Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna kisses Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna radishes Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna giggles at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Anton grins at Wicked Frazyl. Aelyn Somniac gives 10 Ankh-Morpork royals to Wee Fole von Bruxa. Aelyn Somniac gives 10 Ankh-Morpork royals to Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna. Young Lilian says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Wooo Aunty Blarka the Relic burps. Tiny Lidia the Archangel stands up. Tiny Lidia the Archangel leaves west. Dariana Womblesworth stands up. Dariana Womblesworth leaves west. Miss Tohya StompyWitch wears Eternal Light. Mistress Kit Nightingale woos. Aunty Blarka the Relic burps. Miss Tohya StompyWitch removes Eternal Light. Mistress Kit Nightingale drinks the medium sized black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret. Mistress Kit Nightingale giggles. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Now let'sh get pishshed! Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: Well, we've come to the end of the Lancre Witch Trials 2006. We hope you all had a grate time with all the scumble! GlasRhosyn Somniac admires Miss Tohya StompyWitch's Eternal Light. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna chuckles at Wee Fole von Bruxa. Young Nell al'Nighter cheers enthusiastically. (Witches) Meig wisps: where do I find yarrow stalks please? Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at Sister Rhonda D'Vine. Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: It's been brilliant. Mistress Kit Nightingale exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: yay!! Young Lilian asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Who won? (Witches) Tohya wisps: In the herb garden behind Esme's cottage Aelyn Somniac says like a Witch Trials announcer: And have a great Valentine's Day. This is Aelyn, turning off her alias. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna calls for a LOUD "Horray" for the organisers from everyone (except from the people who are the organisers as they do not need to shout (unless they are cheering for the other organisers - in which case they should cheer)) Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Again! Again! You hug Aelyn Somniac. Prospero applauds Aelyn Somniac wholeheartedly. (Witches) Meig wisps: Thank You Young Nell al'Nighter exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Thank you to all the great organisers! Sultana Keb Casaubon says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Ya'll coulda given me one vote, but it was brilliant all the same. (Witches) Phoibe wisps: granny's garden. "gather yarrow" sometimes takes a few tries Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Grranny Weatherrwaxsh won. Miss Tohya StompyWitch huggles Aelyn Somniac. Young Lilian yells in Morporkian: Hooray! Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers all. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna cheers enthusiastically. Aelyn Somniac says to Aunty Blarka the Relic in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Of course. GlasRhosyn Somniac cheers Organizers. The crowd goes wild. Aunty Blarka the Relic shouts asking in Morporkian: Hoooorraay! Wherre'sh my shcumble? The crowd goes wild. Mistress Kit Nightingale says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: thank you The crowd goes wild. Young Lilian cheers Granny. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna reads the business card. Young Phoibe yells in Morporkian: hip hip! Young Nell al'Nighter yells in Morporkian: Hooray! Sultana Keb Casaubon cheers enthusiastically. Sister Rhonda D'Vine gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball. Mistress Kit Nightingale exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: itsh wash shoo well orrganished!! Mr Tempus Plavalaguna shouts in Morporkian: Horray horayy -- rhubarb rhubarb Mistress Kit Nightingale exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: horrrray! Cheeky peeps like a cute fluffy chick. Young Lilian tackles Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Aunty Blarka the Relic hiccups. Sultana Keb Casaubon yells in Morporkian: huzzah! Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: He's not takin it serious like! Mr Tempus Plavalaguna squeals at Young Lilian. Young Phoibe shakes her broomstick vigorously. Sultana Keb Casaubon hugs someone. Wicked Frazyl exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Hooray! Young Phoibe looks sternly at her broomstick. Wee Inari Jarvi leaves west. Young Phoibe looks sternly at her broomstick. Young Lilian tickles Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Young Phoibe looks sternly at her broomstick. Aelyn Somniac will be posting the results on the witches board soon. Young Phoibe looks sternly at her broomstick. Estoufee D'Spicey arrives from the west. You notice Cinedex nearby. Cinedex huggles Sultana Keb Casaubon. Miss Tohya StompyWitch applauds Aelyn Somniac wholeheartedly. Cinedex smiles. Wee Inari Jarvi arrives from the west. Young Phoibe seats herself on her broomstick. With the flamboyance that only a witch could have, Young Phoibe adjusts her diaphanous white gown and prepares for liftoff on her broomstick. Unfortunately, the effect is somewhat spoiled when she starts running up and down to bump start her trusty steed. At last she succeeds, and takes off with a WHOOSH! GlasRhosyn Somniac shakes her broomstick vigorously. Lune Casaubon shivers. Sultana Keb Casaubon asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Do we have great organizers or what? (Witches) Nell wisps: Wow ladies, that was a superb event! Thank you for organising it :) GlasRhosyn Somniac looks sternly at her broomstick. (Witches) Kit wisps: slumber party? GlasRhosyn Somniac looks sternly at her broomstick. GlasRhosyn Somniac looks sternly at her broomstick. Cinedex shivers. Sister Rhonda D'Vine looks sternly at her broomstick. Aunty Blarka the Relic loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Ok, now shomeone shtand outshide sho we can fly to the you-know-what. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna puts the business card in a pocket in Tomorrow. (Witches) Kit wisps that she cackles Aelyn Somniac looks sternly at her broomstick. Aelyn Somniac looks sternly at her broomstick. Sultana Keb Casaubon shivers. Young Lilian exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Slumber party! Prospero says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Going to be some severe backdraft with all these brooms Mistress Kit Nightingale seats herself on her broomstick. With the flamboyance that only a witch could have, Mistress Kit Nightingale winces and stands up quickly, then sits down again and prepares for liftoff on her broomstick. Unfortunately, the effect is somewhat spoiled when she starts running up and down to bump start her trusty steed. At last she succeeds, and takes off with a WHOOSH! Aelyn Somniac reads the broomstick. Lune Casaubon blinks out of a daze. GlasRhosyn Somniac hugs Aelyn Somniac and Sultana Keb Casaubon. (Witches) Keb wisps that she applauds the organizers and the witches who competed. Young Lilian leaves west. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna giggles at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Aunty Blarka the Relic looks sternly at her broomstick. Aunty Blarka the Relic looks sternly at her broomstick. Prospero asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Has anyone told air traffic control? Aunty Blarka the Relic seats herself on her broomstick. With the flamboyance that only a witch could have, Aunty Blarka the Relic waves jauntily and prepares for liftoff on her broomstick. Unfortunately, the effect is somewhat spoiled when she starts running up and down to bump start her trusty steed. At last she succeeds, and takes off with a WHOOSH! (Witches) Keb wisps: But I'm afraid I can't make the party, it's waaaaay past my bedtime. Prospero shivers. GlasRhosyn Somniac stands up. Sultana Keb Casaubon stands up. Sultana Keb Casaubon leaves west. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna shakes her broomstick vigorously. Young Lilian arrives from the west. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna laughs at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Young Nell al'Nighter stands up. Young Nell al'Nighter leaves west. (Witches) Kit wisps: fly to kit if you wanna witchy slumber party GlasRhosyn Somniac shakes her broomstick vigorously. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna shakes her broomstick vigorously. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna looks sternly at her broomstick. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna looks sternly at her broomstick. Sister Rhonda D'Vine and the swarm of fireflies leave west. Young Lilian seats herself on her broomstick. With the flamboyance that only a witch could have, Young Lilian tosses her hair and prepares for liftoff on her broomstick. Unfortunately, the effect is somewhat spoiled when she starts running up and down to bump start her trusty steed. At last she succeeds, and takes off with a WHOOSH! Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna looks sternly at her broomstick. GlasRhosyn Somniac seats herself on her broomstick. With the flamboyance that only a witch could have, GlasRhosyn Somniac adjusts her antique black dress and prepares for liftoff on her broomstick. Unfortunately, the effect is somewhat spoiled when she starts running up and down to bump start her trusty steed. At last she succeeds, and takes off with a WHOOSH! Young Nell al'Nighter arrives from the west. (Witches) Rhonda wisps: Anything expected to bring? Wicked Frazyl seats herself on her broomstick. With the flamboyance that only a witch could have, Wicked Frazyl adjusts her elegant emerald green crystal brooch and prepares for liftoff on her broomstick. Unfortunately, the effect is somewhat spoiled when she starts running up and down to bump start her trusty steed. At last she succeeds, and takes off with a WHOOSH! Aelyn Somniac gets Djelian Readme, Agatean Readme and Morporkian Readme from a fallow field. Aelyn Somniac puts Djelian Readme, Morporkian Readme and Agatean Readme in a pocket in Cheveril. The mist around Touchstone glows a vivid orange. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna starts to teach Estoufee D'Spicey some skills. Estoufee D'Spicey learns some skills from Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Aelyn Somniac leaves west. Cheeky stands up. Cheeky leaves west. Estoufee D'Spicey finishes learning some skills from Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna puts the quill in a pocket in Tomorrow. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna shakes her broomstick vigorously. Miss Tohya StompyWitch leaves west. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna looks sternly at her broomstick. Estoufee D'Spicey thanks Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna thanks Estoufee D'Spicey. Young Nell al'Nighter shakes her broomstick vigorously. (Witches) Rhonda wisps: Someone lost a "Nanna Jeane's Ultimate Pesticide" hagstone? (Witches) Fole wisps: ME Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna grins at Mr Tempus Plavalaguna. You see Estoufee D'Spicey of the Venerable Council of Seers, the Fifth Level Wizard. He is a strapping young human lad. He has straggly grey hair, his beard is white and his face is fixed in a permanent curmudgeonly frown but his eyes show a spark of good humour. He sees you looking and gives you a conspiratorial wink. He is in good shape. He is standing. He has a large wooden shield floating around him. His skin looks strangely mineral-like. Wearing : a pair of black soft-soled boots, Leather Sporran, Hairy Sporran, an ill-fitting tartan kilt with mystical sygils, a brown basiliskhide waistcoat, a kilt shirt, a staff harness, a hunter's pack, a pointy wizard's hat, a blue crystal ring, a pair of blue tinted sunglasses, three club badges, a purple rose, an employee badge, Fluffy Sporran, an onyx pendant, a Flaming Cabbage brooch, a large mirrored pendant and a crystal loveheart ring. His purse is bulging with coins. Prospero leaves west. | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has &-&-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a damn cold secundus autumn's evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover. There is one obvious exit: west. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna is leaning against his wifey, Doofus the giant fruitbat is flapping sadly close to the ground here, Lune Casaubon is looming quietly in the shadows, Anton is sitting here, Unari the giant fruitbat is struggling with an enormous burden here and Young Nell al'Nighter, Wee Inari Jarvi, Estoufee D'Spicey, Wee Fole von Bruxa, Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna, Unlucky Charlie and Touchstone are standing here. Three flat paper boxes, a medium sized black bottle and a Poo-Bah Mirror are on the ground and Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater. Wee Fole von Bruxa puts the large round stone in a pocket in the hunter's pack. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna gets a gold ring from a pocket in a black silk backpack. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna starts to sketch a door in the air with his jo. The lines Mr Tempus Plavalaguna sketched in the air start to glow a red colour. A strange green smell escapes from the forming door and slowly wisps its way around the room. The door slowly starts to materialise. Estoufee D'Spicey grins at you. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna dances and capers madly around the door, throwing bizarre coloured bits of power into it and chanting strange and obscure lyrics. A mysterious oak door solidifies with a satisfying thump. The gold ring disappears with a small pop of inrushing air. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna opens the mysterious oak door. (Witches) Rhonda wisps: I guess I'll bring that one to the party, then. Miss Tohya StompyWitch arrives from the west. There is the faintest of sounds, as of a gnat yawning, then a WHOOSH sound. Suddenly there is pandemonium as Young Phoibe arrives on her broomstick from somewhere above and barrels into you, almost knocking you to the ground. She apologises sheepishly. Young Phoibe leaves west. (Witches) Fole wisps: Thank you Mr Tempus Plavalaguna stands up. Mr Tempus Plavalaguna moves through the mysterious oak door. (Witches) Kit wisps: i am outside if you want to fly over (Witches) Blarka wisps: I'll be back in not too long, loves. Mr Rollebon enters the game. Lune has reconnected. The beautiful bouquet of camel dung reaches you as Rollebon exhales. (Witches) Aelyn wisps that she hopes everyone had a good time! You laugh at Estoufee D'Spicey. Estoufee D'Spicey smiles at you. (Witches) Keb wisps: I didn't, Aelyn. Wee Fole von Bruxa gets three flat paper boxes from a fallow field. Lune Casaubon gets a cured red apple from a pocket in a black backpack. (Witches) Keb wisps: I had an absolutely fabulous wonderful time. (Witches) Kit wisps: go south, fw (Witches) Phoibe wisps that she had a superb time Lune Casaubon offers the cured red apple to Icicle the giant fruitbat. Icicle the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the cured red apple. The beautiful bouquet of camel dung reaches you as Rollebon exhales. (Witches) Frazyl wisps that she had lots of fun Icicle the giant fruitbat scratches her belly. Wee Fole von Bruxa hugs Estoufee D'Spicey. Doofus the giant fruitbat flaps her wings. Mr Rollebon smiles at Wee Fole von Bruxa. (Witches) Phoibe wisps that she mumbles about kit being inside Estoufee D'Spicey beams at Wee Fole von Bruxa. (Witches) Rhonda wisps: I'm outside her house. Wee Fole von Bruxa grins at Estoufee D'Spicey. Wee Fole von Bruxa woos at Estoufee D'Spicey. The beautiful bouquet of camel dung reaches you as Rollebon exhales. (Witches) Keb wisps: Remember to fetch your bats so Warfal can go about his business. Black Earwax enters the game. There is a sudden white flash around Mr Rollebon. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna shakes her broomstick vigorously. Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna seats herself on her broomstick. With the flamboyance that only a witch could have, Mrs Punarina Plavalaguna adjusts her foxglove purple spider silk dress and prepares for liftoff on her broomstick. Unfortunately, the effect is somewhat spoiled when she starts running up and down to bump start her trusty steed. At last she succeeds, and takes off with a WHOOSH! Young Nell al'Nighter seats herself on her broomstick. With the flamboyance of a witch, she jump starts her broom and splutters off into the sky. Wee Fole von Bruxa leaves west. Black Earwax stares intently into space for a bit. Mr Rollebon leaves west. (Witches) Kit wisps: slumber party at kits ...last call (Witches) Kit wisps: fly to me, south, fw | A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has &-@-@ been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and | clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a freezing cold secundus autumn's evening with almost no wind and dense cloud cover. There are two obvious exits: west and enter door. Lune Casaubon is looming quietly in the shadows, Icicle the giant fruitbat is flying above the ground here, Anton is sitting here, Unari the giant fruitbat is struggling with an enormous burden here and Black Earwax, Miss Tohya StompyWitch, Wee Inari Jarvi, Estoufee D'Spicey, Unlucky Charlie and Touchstone are standing here. A medium sized black bottle and a Poo-Bah Mirror are on the ground, Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater and a mysterious oak door is hanging in the air. (Witches) Keb wisps that she waves to everyone (Witches) Kit wisps that she meeps (Witches) Aleisha wisps: Nice house Black Earwax leaves west. Miss Tohya StompyWitch stares intently into space for a bit. Wee Fole von Bruxa arrives from the west. The mist around Touchstone glows a vivid orange. You notice Cinedex nearby. Cinedex nods at Lune Casaubon. (Witches) Frazyl wisps that she waves to keb Wee Fole von Bruxa stares intently into space for a bit. (Witches) Kit wisps: you allllll invited :D Miss Tohya StompyWitch stares intently into space for a bit. Wee Inari Jarvi sits on Anton's lap. (Witches) Kit wisps: south, fw