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As you can see, this page is not here yet. Despite certain people hassling me to produce a page, I have not yet managed to muster up the time and courage to revive my web pages, although I did enjoy a little idle evilness in order to produce the top image. However, I'm not going to make empty promises that something useful will be here soon. It's not like I'd ever have anything fun or interesting to put here anyway; I have work to do, you know!